Principal Wood

• Buffy meets Principal Wood
• Principal Wood: Good luck with that dog tragedy
• Principal Wood: I'm going to be the best principal ever!

• Wood: the boot, the bat, and the bastinada

• Principal Wood: we just do what we can
• Wood to Buffy: thank God it's Friday

• Buffy to Wood: that's some full-service principaling
• Buffy searches google for 'manifestations of evil... in the movies'

• Principal Wood: I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job
• Buffy's date
• Principal Wood: So, how do you two know each other?
• Xander: so, how's *your* date going?
• First to Principal Wood: would you like to know who killed your mother?

• Buffy: the hellmouth usually blows around May
• Andrew: I prefer to think of myself as a "guestage"
• Kennedy: I called that girl a maggot!
• Willow: school-pep-dance-cherr-drill-contest. Bring it on!
• Wood to Spike: how's that soul working out for you?
• shadow-casters
• the gang makes a plan
• Spike: got the duster in New York

• the hellmouth gets all focus-y
• Possessed Wood: You're with that vampire, screwing that vampire. You filthy whore!
• Scoobies make Andrew remember Mexico 2002 w/Jonathan
• nice way to run a school
• Spike & Wood wait for Buffy

• New York City, 1977: Spike vs Nikki
• Wood to Buffy: you remind me of my mother
• Giles: have you seen the new library!?!?
• Giles to Spike: The Prokaryote stone will move within your mind
• So, Spike's trigger's been active this entire time?
• Buffy: this is pointless, I'm unchaining Spike
• Wood to Giles: got a moment?
• Spike to Wood: what's your story, Wood?
• London, 1880: Mother to Spike: you'll always be a limp sentimental fool.
• Spike to Wood: I don't give a piss about your mum
• Buffy to Wood: Try anything again, Spike'll kill you. More importantly, I'll let him

• Principal Wood: We're good. But you're fired.

• Faith to Wood: I read people too
• Dawn to Buffy: You can't be a part of it. So I need you to leave.

• parliamentary procedure?
• Faith: I?m your leader. I go first, I make the rules, you follow
• Faith to Principal Wood: It was the First
• Faith: Everybody ready? Let?s do this thing.

• Wood to Faith: Oh, please! I am *so* much prettier than you are.
• deployment at Sunnydale High
• Principal Wood: Surprise