Andrew

• We're like Super Villains
• Jonathan: I don't want to kill Buffy
• Jonathan: Gentlemen ... crime is our wormhole!

• Jonathan: the Slayer always has a plan
• missing Art Appreciation class
• Warren's score: 220
• Warren: It's like the Slayer's completely without focus
• Jonathan: Stop touching my Magic Bone
• Buffy Retail Girl, take 2
• Buffy Retail Girl, Take 4
• Buffy Retail Girl, Take 5 (final!)
• Connery vs Moore vs Dalton
• Connery vs Moore vs Dalton, part 2
• Warren: We took on the Slayer, and survived!

• Warren: the security system here is a guy named Rusty
• Spike: examine my chip, or Mr. Fett here is the first to die
• Warren: your chip works fine

• Warren: we got ourselves an invisibility ray
• Andrew: Oopsie
• Jonathan: we're not killing anyone!
• The trio is revealed

• Warren: cerebral dampner is on-line
• Warren (RE mesmerized Katrina): she's perfect
• Katrina: this isn't a game, you freaks! It's rape!
• Warren: we have to get rid of the body
• Jonathan: Night's young. More girls to kill?
• Andrew: we got away with murder

• Jonathan catches Zs on the lookout
• Warren to Jonathan: stop being so freakazoid

• Andrew: I don't think we can trust Jonathan
• Warren: is that the cam in the Magic Box?

• Andrew: I'll never try to desecrate your chamber again
• Warren: The Orbs of Nezzla'khan
• Warren's recreational use of the orbs
• Buffy stops Warren's armoured car robbery
• Jonathan: you jerks were setting meup to take the fall

• Jonathan: This is real life and nobody's coming to get us.

• Jonathan to Andrew: you are sadness personified
• Anya: Willow killed Warren and you two are next
• Xander & Jonathan: just Willow
• Andrew: you can be the leader, just tell me what to do
• Willow: you boys like magic, don't you?
• Jonathan: put down the sword, Andrew

• Jonathan & Andrew: outlaws with hearts of gold
• Jonathan: Do you think they'll really let us join their gang?
• Warren: All specs are within parameters
• Jonathan: I still care. That's why I'm here.

• Andrew: I don't think I can kill anyone else.
• Warren: That's the worst attempted pig slaughtering I've ever seen.
• Willow runs into Andrew buying blood
• Good cop / bad cop
• Good cop/ bad cop, part 2
• Spike gets triggered

• Waking Andrew
• finding the satanic manhole cover
• Andrew: It's like Wonder Woman 297-299
• Giles & the Potentials arrive
• Andrew: so, how long have you followed Buffy?
• Andrew: went over the dark side, but just to pick up a few things

• Potentials pajama party
• Giles suggests Beljoxa's Eye
• Buffy releases Andrew
• Dawn to Andrew: I'm allowed to kill you
• Eve: thanks for the slumber party!
• Potentials panic
• dealing out the weapons
• deflector shields up!
• Buffy: time to split up
• Rona: You call this a safe location?
• Buffy: Welcome to Thunderdome

• Willow: there's a potential slayer living in Sunnydale
• Andrew: I'm like Vegeta!
• Willow does the potential-seeking spell
• Xander to Dawn: you could be the next Slayer!

• Willow: the man that I killed
• Andrew: do we know some British guy named Robson?
• Anya: a teenager, a powerless former demon, and two big geeks
• Giles: a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation

• First to Andrew: The gun. Where did they put the gun?
• First to Andrew: are you wearing a wire?
• Giles: get Buffy back here
• Xander: gay me up

• Andrew: I prefer to think of myself as a "guestage"

• Andrew: hello there, gentle viewers
• Andrew's whiteboard spiel
• Andrew: morning in command central Sunnydale
• fake Andrew memories: magnetizing Buffy and facing down Dark Willow
• videotaping Dawn, Willow/Kennedy, Spike
• Xander and Anya Interview Number 1
• Scoobies make Andrew remember Mexico 2002 w/Jonathan
• nice way to run a school
• Buffy to Andrew: you just completely changed your entire story
• Andrew: this is what Jonathan felt
• Andrew: here's the thing.... I killed my best friend

• So, Spike's trigger's been active this entire time?

• Andrew: she wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape
• Xander: You gotta trust Buffy. She's earned it.

• Anya lectures on Ubervamps
• Spike to Giles: you know, sometimes our missions end up with you trying to kill me.
• Spike on Onion Blossoms
• It is not for thee. It is for her alone to wield

• Andrew: I spy with my little eye
• Spike: You sad, sad, ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?
• Andrew: I feel used and violated? and I need a lozenge.
• Faith: Everybody ready? Let?s do this thing.

• Andrew: I've been keeping morale up.
• Anya: Giles knows his single-malt antiseptics.
• Andrew to Anya: you love humans!

• Andrew: You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.
• Andrew: proud to die fo this very special cause with you guys
• Anya: floppy, hoppy, bunnies.
• everybody out!
• Andrew: Anya died saving my life

• Andrew: Spike? It's really you! you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever!
• Andrew: 6 months ago, Buffy, Vampyr Slayer extraordinaire, had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup de magie. All the potentials became slayers.
• Andrew to Spike: Wait a minute. Buffy doesn't know you're alive, does she?
• Dana to Spike: Yellow makes you weak. Brown makes you sleepy.
• Angel: Lorne, any luck with the psychics on this place?
• Andrew to Angel: Check with Buffy? Where do you think my orders came from? News flash! Nobody in our camp trusts you anymore. *Nobody*.

• Andrew: Wait. Uh, you didn't know Buffy and the Immortal are...together?
• Angel to Andrew: Is Buffy home yet?
• Angel: meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!