Cordelia

• Cordelia to Buffy: test of your coolness factor
• Cordelia: know your losers (ie Willow)
• Cordelia: You should come by the Bronze
• Cordelia: gym was canceled due to the *extreme* dead guy
• Cordelia shoots Jesse down
• Cordelia: what is your childhood trauma?

• Cordelia: Okay, so how do we save the program? Deliver!
• Cordelia: Senior boy are the only way to go!
• Cordelia to Jesse: hello! Caveman brain!
• Luke: Ladies and Gentlemen! There is no cause for alarm.
• Giles: The earth is doomed

• Willow: I heard Amber turned the Laker Girls down
• Willow: that girl's on fire!
• Cordelia: I have a dream
• Cordelia: I can't see anything!
• Amy: I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling words

• Cordlia: oh my God, where's his head?
• Cordelia: I'm not saying we should kill teachers so I can lose weight...

• Buffy: Boy, Cordelia's hips are wider than I thought!
• Cordelia to Owen: when you're ready for the big leagues, let me know
• Cordelia (seeing Angel for the first time): hello, salty goodness!

• Cordelia to Xander: Your extreme oafishness
• Giles: A vampire isn't a person at all
• Cordelia on Free Trade agreements

• Cordelia: learning to love yourself
• Cordelia: Emily's death was a tragedy for me!
• Giles to Cordelia: something's wrong with your hair
• Cordelia gets stage fright

• Xander; Don't you know Cordelia's the center of the universe?
• Wendell: I love spiders
• Buffy utterly fails her history test
• Cordelia: I'm not even of the chess team! I swear!

• Cordelia: I love springtime!
• Cordelia: mentals like Buffy
• Cordelia: With Shylock it's whine, whine, like the whole world is about him
• Mitch is gonna die
• Willow: remember the 6th grade field trip?
• Cordelia: how's Mitch gonna look in our Prom pictures, all black & blue?
• Harmony is pushed
• Marcie flashback: Did you guys see his toupee?
• Cordelia's acceptence speech: being popular is not just my right...
• Cordelia: Help me Buffy! This is all about me!
• Marcie starts going invisible in class
• Cordelia: Marcie's way eviler than me!
• Cordelia: Being popular beats being feeling alone by yourself
• Marcie: I'm gonna give you a face no one will ever forget
• Cordelia: Thank you

• Cordelia to Willow: I really like your outfit!
• Cordelia: Men! I don't know why we put up with them.
• Willow: we usually *walk* to the library
• Cordelia gives a vamp a taste of its own medicine
• Willow: Buffy died? Harsh!
• Buffy: We saved the world, I say we party

• Cordelia: no one has suffered like I have
• Cordelia: The Three Musketeers
• Cordelia: what's up with Buffy?
• Cordelia: campaigning for bitch-of-the-year?
• Cordelia: the worst part is the stains

• Cordelia's science fair topic: Tomato: Fruit or Vegetable?
• Xander: so, we dig up graves tonight? BYO shovel
• Cordelia to Angel: you're in luck, I'm free tonight
• Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
• Cordelia to Angel: Can you take me home? I'm still fragile.
• Darly to Cordelia: we can be together!
• Xander & Willow: why do we never get dates?

• Cordelia: does Buffy really need this many stakes?
• Cordelia to Buffy: You look a little slagged
• Snyder to Joyce: I'm afraid we need to talk
• Cordelia & Willow hide in a closet

• Buffy: Hosting a foreign exchange student is the Ueber-suck
• Cordelia to Devon: I'm *not* a groupy!
• Sven: is Cordelia even from this country?
• Willow makes her debut as an Eskimo

• Cordelia: your pizza delivery career
• Tom to Buffy: save me from a dull fate?
• Cordelia: I'm *not* being shallow!
• Cordelia: your duty to help me achieve permanent prosperity
• Xander: business cards or just the halter top?
• Cordelia: all the rich people!
• Cordelia: Why'd I ever let you talk me into coming here?
• Buffy stops Machida's sacrifice
• Cordelia: younger guys are so the way to go

• Buffy: dates are things normal girls have
• Cordelia: Angel's a vampire? The cuddly carebear-with-fangs kind?
• Oz: why can't I meet a nice girl like Cordelia?
• Cordelia to Willow: and you went mental when?
• Xander: Angel, take the princess, catwoman, you're with me
• Angel: whoever Buffy is now, she's helpless
• Cordelia: Angel is a good vampire
• Xander: never gonna get between those two

• Cordelia: everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette!

• Cordelia to Giles: I'll come back when you've visited decaf land
• Buffy: anyone noticed anything strange about Giles lately?
• Ethan to Giles: Hello Ripper
• Giles to Jenny: It'll be alright
• Cordelia: what can I do? I care about Giles too!
• Eyghon research
• Cordelia to Xander: I've seen you 'fight', I can take you!

• Xander: Would it be a crime to murder Cordelia?
• Cordelia: future personal shopper or motivational speaker
• Cordelia: What am I, mass transportation?

• Cordelia to Xander: I bet you would let a girl go off to her doom
• Kendra meets Xander
• Buffy: What's up with you and bug people, Xander?
• Xander: Dorkhead? You slash me with your words!
• Xander: Hey, larvae boy!
• Xander to Cordy: memory of your lips makes my blood run cold

• Cordelia: Is that all you ever think about? O.K.
• Cordelia: shouldn't there be different rules for Buffy?
• Willow: the secret ingredient is not love
• Xander finds Ted's first four wives
• Buffy: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!

• Xander to Cordelia: closet-groping not a big self-esteem booster
• Mr Whitmore's sex-ed lecture
• Cordelia to Xander: we should check some closets
• Cordelia: It's an egg, Buffy, it doesn't emote
• Xander to his egg: sorry, Junior, but a man's gotta eat
• Cordelia to Xander: Did *I* hit you?

• Xander to Cordelia: maybe we should admit we're dating?
• Surprise!
• Xander: the gift for the Slayer who has everything

• Scoobies reconvene
• Willow walks in on Cordelia/Xander kissage
• Xander: I have a plan
• Xander to Sentry: wanna give my girl the 'tour'
• Xander: looking at linoleum
• Cordelia: pick up the pieces? Our job sucks!

• Cordelia: It doesn't get more romantic. So shut up!
• Cordelia: it was awful. Daddy just had the care detailed.
• Giles: Werewolves, one of the classics
• Cordelia: Obsession for Dorks
• Cordelia:What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy.

• Harmony to Cordelia: a girl wants to look good for her geek
• Cordelia's valentine break up
• Xander to Cordy: I just want the necklace back
• Cordelia: What is Xander's deal?
• Cordelia: What does it take to make you people happy?
• Harmony to Cordelia: You used Xander
• Harmony to Cordelia: thought you could do better?
• Joyce's mom-aged mitts
• Cordelia: Get off him! Back off!
• Cordelia: You mean the spell was for me?
• Cordelia: Harmony, you're a sheep

• Cordelia: I invited Angel into my car once!
• Xander: the nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach
• Buffy: What am I gonna tell my mom?
• Cordelia: no fish in your aquarium?
• Xander: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

• Willow: Buffy you're sick, you can't patrol
• delirious Buffy doesn't want a hospital stay
• Joyce: Buffy's cousin Celia died in a hospital
• Cordelia: you know that thing? On Buffy's face?
• Get-well gifts for Buffy
• Buffy: kid said he saw Death
• Giles: Cordelia, have you heard of tact?
• Cordelia: Sick people take advantage of you
• Cordelia distracts the security guard
• Cordelia: Fine. Watch *my* back
• Buffy: It wasn't Backer. He was clean.
• Joyce: looks like I interrupted a secret meeting
• Giles: Why do I have to take Cordy?
• Cordelia: Boy, there's a demon for everything!
• Cordelia: It's called Der Kindestod

• Cordelia: Whose genius idea was Sadie Hawkins?
• Willow: time for touchy-feely communication is passed
• Giles: To forgive is an act of compassion Buffy

• Cordelia to Xander: jealous of the swim team?
• Cordelia: certain people are entitled to priveleges
• Cordelia to Xander: You ran like a woman
• Cordelia: I think I've lost all will to cheerlead
• Xander: I'm under cover (not under much!)
• Buffy: I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet
• Cordelia: I understand if you want to see other fish
• Giles: Stay calm chaps
• Xander: meetin' some of the guys for plasma transfusions

• Xander's fishstick theater
• Xander will teach 'Zee language of Love'
• Snyder: this isn't an orgy people!
• Xander: Who cares if we can restore his soul? Angel's a killer.
• Kendra gives Buffy Mr Pointy

• Xander & Willow at the hospital
• Willow has resolve face
• Cordelia: Stinky herbs are a go
• Willow: Let this Orb carry his soul to him!
• Oz: well, we know the world didn't end

• Cordelia: Is Xander around? How's my hair?
• Xander to Cordelia: Well, I'll see ya.
• Cordelia: Why do I have to be bait?

• What I did over my summer vacation
• Oz: I think we should call it Patches
• Cordelia: I'm the dip
• Oz: A gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
• Xander: great to have the Buffster back
• talking about it isn't helping...
• Giles: Cordelia, do stop being tiresome
• Cordelia: Worse than a zombie?

• Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple...
• Buffy's picnic
• BuffY: girlie stuff: date, shop, save the world
• Buffy: that guy doesn't thrive on sunshine
• Cordelia: they're probably just making out
• Faith: meet the infamous Buff & compare notes
• Cordelia to Xander: maybe I should put a stake to your throat?
• Faith: Scott's a cutie. He seeing anybody?

• Oz wants to bail on the upsetting conversation
• gathering evidence at the morgue
• Mr Science was doing a Jekyll/Hyde deal

• Xander: A big, expensive limo?
• Cordelia: Did Scott not ask her to Homecoming yet?
• Cordelia checks out the homecoming competition
• Buffy's gonna miss the year book pictures
• Cordelia campaigns
• Buffy: you've awakened the Prom queen within
• Buffy's campaign staff defects to Cordelia
• Buffy & Cordelia exchange insults
• Ps. The limo was not cheap. Work it out.
• Mr. Trick: have a nice death
• Buffy to Jungle Bob: who's in this little game?
• Cordelia: I'm never gonna get the chance to tell Xander I love him!
• Buffy: All I wanted twas to be Homecoming Queen
• Cordelia: those animals!
• Cordelia: Buffy's just the runner-up. *I'm* the Queen
• Buffy: Cor & I spent some quality death time together
• And the winner is...

• Cordelia: I do well on standardized tests
• Cordelia: B.X., Before Xander
• Willow & Xander play footsie
• Ms Barton dismisses study hall
• Xander: I ate a ton, and I don't feel any diff... never mind
• Cordelia: You wanna swap?
• Willow: Why would anyone want to kiss rocks?

• Cordelia: Why are you guys so hyper?
• Cordelia: you think Buffy has a new honey?
• Buffy: I don't need an intervention
• Buffy: are we cool?

• SAT Scores
• Xander: What's classier than bowling?
• Cordelia: was Willow messing with magic?
• Cordelia: some sort of residual werewolf thing?
• Xander: Exemption for impending death situation
• Cordelia: Stay away from me

• Harmony to Cordy: Jonathan's just the stallion for you
• John Lee: Xander Harris' castoff
• Anya: Can I just say... Men!
• Buffy: Cordelia, look out!
• Cordelia: all my troubles started when Buffy moved here
• Cordelia: I wish Buffy had never come to Sunnydale
• Cordelia: Anya was like a good fairy
• John Lee: I'd be honored if...
• Cordelia: gotta make these little adjustments
• Cordelia meets vamp Xander & vamp Willow
• Cordelia to Giles: you have to get Buffy
• Anya: done! done?

• Buffy: Cordelia's reverted to form

• Cordelia: hang with freaks & losers, expect badness
• Snyder: long row of lockers & a man with a key
• Cordelia: How many times have you been knocked out?
• Cordelia: Toadstone?
• Cordelia: little youthful offender
• Buffy: Cordelia, put out the fire!
• Buffy: Not as convincing in that outfit

• Cordelia: rebound, look it up!

• Cordelia: There was no part of that that wasn't fun.
• Cordelia to Xander: can you say 'expendable'?
• Cordelia: What?!

• Xander: Cordelia's very successful line of hooker wear

• First word: jail; second word: bait

• Cordelia: ethics of boyfriend stealing?
• Cordelia: you saved me Wesley!

• Cordelia to Wesley: I'm writing a paper for English...
• Scoobies organize
• Researching the mayor

• Cordelia: that was an incredible game!
• Buffy: God is that all you think about Xander?
• Buffy: there's a killer in the cafeteria
• Oz: School shootings bordering on trendy
• Willow: write neatly & label!
• Cordelia interrogates Mr Beech
• Cordelia: Did the editorial mention the cheerleaders?
• Cordelia: the cheerleaders are so unsung!

• post-high school options
• Xander to Cordelia: sour grapes?

• Of Demons & Prom dresses
• Cordelia: Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes
• Scoobies ID the Hellhound raiser
• Buffy: you're going to have a nice, fun, normal evening!
• Cordelia to Xander: Thank you

• Xander: no way I'm getting out of this school alive
• Cordelia: Are you going to go to fifth period?

• Cordelia: I demand an explanation
• Cordelia: But Wesley is Buffy's watcher
• Cordelia: a crazier plan?
• Buffy: what's the Mayor's weakness?
• Wesley: Something I can do?
• Cordelia: Good luck in England Wesley!
• Oz: we survived

• Cordelia: So are you still - grrr?
• Cordelia Gets an Invitation
• Cordelia: Not Afraid to Emphasize the Curtains
• Cordelia: You are about to get your ass kicked!
• Cordelia: I thought I was going to faint while barfing!
• Doyle: She's got a very - humanizing influence

• Cordelia: your calling cards are in!
• The real hot women don't mosey in until around eleven.
• Doyle should have a self-destructing tape and a dossier
• The night's a bust
• Doyle shows off his computer skills
• Doyle: some demons could be nice, given the opportunity
• Doyle: we put together that list of eviscerating demons you asked for
• Cordelia and Doyle fill Angel in on the demon
• Angel uses reverse psychology

• Cordelia: invoice! she has to pay!
• Oz: Hello, LA.
• Oz: Buffy wanted you to have to Gem of Amarra
• Doyle with a hang-over
• Spike: I believe you have something I'm looking for
• Angel: Spike's out for blood
• Doyle goes through his little black book
• Cordelia fills Doyle in on Spike?s misdeeds
• Doyle hypothesizes Angel hanging ten at Malibu
• Spike: you know how stubborn Angel can be
• Doyle gets to know his demon side
• Cordelia and Doyle meet back with Spike
• Marcus: Hello, boys and girls.

• Doyle: Angel likes playing the hero
• Doyle to Angel: People get attached to a mysterious saviour
• Angel: Melissa?s coming? I?ve got to change my shirt
• Cordelia: ever strike you as a big dangerous creep?
• Angel: Dr Stalker?s issue is about rage
• Melissa to Angel: You must think I?m crazy
• Jensen International Holdings
• Doyle to Cordelia: People who need people
• Angel: 12 steel boxes buried in 20 cubic feet of concrete

• Cordy doesn’t want to talk to Aura
• Cockroaches in Cordelia’s Apartment
• Cordy: I’m the girl from the projects!
• Angel to Cordy: You got peanut butter on the bed.
• Angel and Doyle trade problems
• Cordy and Doyle go apartment hunting
• Maude begins to haunt Cordy.
• Cordy: I am not giving up this apartment!
• Cordy: I’m still getting punished.
• Maude tricks Cordelia with Angel’s voice
• Maude to Cordelia: You don’t have any friends. Why would anybody careabout you?
• They try to do the spell on Maude
• Cordy: I’m not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy.
• Cordy: I knew I didn't like that wall!
• Cordy: God, Aura. I can't believe I missed your calls!

• Cordelia wants a *Please* and *Thank you* for dismemberment
• Angel: So I’m a little reserved, that doesn’t mean I don’t care.
• Kate: I don’t want a reputation for getting you killed.
• Angel: I’ve always got pensive face.
• Kate: You have the most intense eyes. I see such an old soul.
• Kate: I’m gonna have to blow you the crap away.
• Cordelia: He put the whammy on you! You stink with whammy!
• Angel: There is always time to be considerate of others, Cordelia.
• Angel: Now, why don’t we all sit down together and process this?

• Cordelia: If I'm not here in the morning, you can just clean out my desk.
• Pierce: I'm not boring you am I?
• Doyle: You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
• Cordelia: Maybe Doyle does have hidden depths.
• Doyle: Cordelia, this is Harry - my wife.
• Doyle: Harry didn't leave because of the demon in me.
• Aunt Martha: It's pornographic Pictionary time.
• Richard: I have to have your blessing Doyle.
• Harry: Something about ingesting past love.
• Doyle: Why don't I just give you that hug and we call it even?
• Cordelia: I think it, I say it. That's my way.

• Doyle: Maybe Angel's over Buffy?
• Cordelia: this is us, leaving you & Angel alone
• Cordelia: Buffy & Angel'll be arguing for a while
• Angel: Oh my God! Food! I love chocolate!
• Cordy: I'm sure they're just having tea & crackers!
• Cordelia: I'm out of a job!
• Cordy: you can't have Angel & save the world

• The Dark Avenger?
• Doyle: Our rats are low.
• Doyle to Cordy: I've been thinking a lot about secrets...
• Cordelia: Mission statement check: we fight the forces of darkness, not book them on cruises!
• Cordelia: not exactly the Love Boat, is it?
• Cordy: Doyle's a demon?
• Cordy to Doyle: So you're half demon! That's way below 'short' and 'poor' on the list!
• Doyle: The good fight, yeah? You never know until you've been tested. I get that now.

• Cordelia: We’re all we’ve got now
• Introducing Barney
• Cordelia’s Audition
• The Powers Open Another Door
• Just Making Conversation
• Better Than Last Time
• Angel Works Alone
• The Most Valuable Thing He Had
• Never Trust An Empath Demon?
• The Auction
• How Would You Like Those Eyes Wrapped?
• Stopping the Extraction
• Breakfast

• Wesley: even a solitary soldier, such as myself, recognizes that a free exchange of intelligence benefits the common struggle
• Cordelia (re: Angel): You stake him and I’ll cut his head off.
• Cordelia: better safe than cocktails!
• Angelus, psycho-wan-kenobi to Penn
• Cordelia to Penn: you’re totally pumping me for information, aren’t you?
• Angel to Penn: You're a cheesy hack. Probably got a killer's shrine
• Angel: good old predictable Penn
• Cordelia to Angel: You're not Angelus anymore, people really do change

• Evil Free At the Moment
• At Lounge La Brea
• Cordy: It's still early... in Australia
• Cordy: I'm ready to wake up now.
• Cordy: do my babies look healthy?
• Cordelia: They're Not Human
• Hungry
• Wesley: I ask that you not overreact
• David and Goliath
• Things Cordy Learned

• Angel: Unlike at your party, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people...
• Angel to Wes: you want a job?
• Don't we have enough on our hands without burning monster fiends coming here?
• Angel: cell phones were definitely cooked up by a bored warlock
• Angel: and this brings us to Manet's 'La Musique aux Tuileries'
• Wes: the Vigories of Oden Tal
• Wes: now that I'm in Angel's employ, must show initiative and drive!
• Angel: the plan? we go in, I start hitting people
• if your war persists on my turf, you're going to have another enemy
• Cordy to Wes: Groverling isn't just a way of life for you, it's an art.

• Wesley to Cordelia: Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on the blade!
• Cordy to Angel: you don't have to be Joe Stoic with me
• Cordelia: So someone in the family's got a squatter in their head.
• Angel: Don't break the circle
• Paige: couldn't I just take Ryan his toys, please?
• Paige: He’s not fine! Look at him, Seth. Look at him. He needs me.
• Cordelia: Ethros demon, Ethros Box
• Pieced together by mute Chinese nuns. Now that’s craftsmanship.
• Angel: I'm ending this. now.
• Do you renounce Satan? And all his works?
• You’re thinking the demon's taken on corporeal form

• Wesley: it was a Kwaini; not a fighter by nature.
• Wesley vivisects & Cordelia tails
• Cordelia: no lurky minions from hell get in here without us knowing about it first
• Angel: sometimes the price we end up paying for one bad choice isn’t commensurate with the offence
• Security System: Door is open.

• a demon database: demons, demons, demons
• Darin: my brother Jack was kidnapped last night
• Cordelia: first I say 'yuck' and then I hit search
• Cordelia: something's wrong. Angel's missing
• Wesley: Something's going down with the man
• Wesley: Octavian match revival
• Wesley works on the cuff
• Wesley to Cribb: hey, give that back!
• Angel: I could have taken you
• Cordelia: actually, didn't we set a bunch of demons free?

• Not technically a crowded theater/I thought I knew eternity
• Your projection was very good
• Do either of you even own a television?
• It was such an honor to save your life, Ms. Lowell
• When word gets out that you're protector to the stars, they're going to be lining up at the door!
• Wesley, the intern
• You're not fond of sunshine
• Because Mr. Distance has intimacy issues, I lose my brush with fame
• see if he wound up chowing down on my one link to fame
• Evil Angel never would have worn those pants
• none of them would know what to buy a 200 year-old vampire as a thank-you gift
• maneuver Angel into an exchange of bodily fluids in order to make herself eternally young and beautiful?
• Doximal, you slut
• You think this is just water?
• You're not going to untie me, are you?

• Cordelia: scratch the surface & you get more surface
• Wes to Angel: that young man is very lucky he ran into you
• Faith: this is going to be fun
• Angel to Cordy & Wes: I'm the boss, and I say you lay low
• Cordelia: for Faith, that is charming
• Cordelia to Phantom Dennis: It's only Wesley! Hell will freeze over before...
• Wesley to Faith: it's not too late
• Cordelia researches

• Cordelia to Wesley: it wasn't your fault
• Wesley: I believe in helping people. I Do not believe in coddling murderers!
• Angel to Cordy: Paid vacation?

• Introducing David Nabitt
• David: I believe in rewarding good work
• Bandaging Up
• Wes: I'm stuck with the naked truth
• Wes: you should have tried to call us on your cell phone
• Cordy: I might want to prositute myself to billionaire David Nabbit

• Cordelia: Helen Kellerus Homocidalus.
• Wesley: equipped to see outside the human range of the electromagnetic spectrum?
• Angel: Sometimes I miss the clarity.
• Angel on helping Lindsey: It's a two-man job.
• Cordelia: Might want to translate this first.
• Cordelia: Self-mutilating, psycho-assassin chick reached enlightenment?

• Wesley: This is an ancient sacred text, not a magic eight ball.
• Nabbit: Seen any cool demons lately?
• Cordelia: Angel’s going to die?
• Wesley: There is nothing in life Angel wants
• Art Therapy
• Angel: (to Cordelia) Welcome back.
• Wesley: (to Angel) You're going to live.

• Cordelia: I threw that slap in myself. She seemed so spineless...
• Angel: It's a Carnyss demon and they love muscles and mirrors.
• Cordelia: You don't have to work out. You're eternal.
• Wesley: There is a place he hangs out. A safe haven for demons.
• Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date - and sing in public!
• Cordelia: Angel was probably supposed to help him not...
• Wesley: Well, this could be an emblem, or - some sort of protective amulet.
• Angel: I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but I'm not out yet
• Cordelia: That man will do anything to save a life.

• Wesley:The Hyperion Hotel. It appears to be abandoned.
• It's not that vampires don't photograph, it's just that they don't photograph *well*.
• Cordelia: The 'who died horribly because Angel screwed up 50 years ago' game?
• Angel: We have to force it to become corporeal in order to kill it.
• Cordelia: They were like this all the way over here in the car.
• Wesley: What did he mean, especially *that* one?
• Angel: We're moving in.

• Gunn to Angel: First time a need your help, you snoozing the afternoon away. What's up with that?
• Angel: Yeah, I'll be fine. I just need to get some sleep.
• Cordelia: I had a vision. It's Gunn. He's in trouble.
• Gunn to Cordy: See, now I know you're tripping, 'cause I don't get scared.
• Gunn: They look like neighborhood cars to me.
• Cordy to Gunn: Are you friends with like every criminal in town?
• Gunn: I can't stop. I can't ever stop.
• Deevak: Survival of the fittest, bro, and right now you're not looking too fit.

• Wesley to Cordy: Top of your class in Advanced Bosoms?
• Angel: I've been sleeping weird.
• Cordy to Angel: she may be just a girl, but she can kill your ass by blinking.
• Cordy: see, Gunn wants to get paid! The poor man can't even afford a real axe!
• Cordy to Angel: Of course we lost a little time during my 45 minutes of sleep
• Cordelia: all evidence to the contrary, Wes, but you're not a woman. Women see more levels
• Cordy to Wes: she's crying, you're bruised and Angel had a near Melba-toast experience! What did you say?
• Angel to Bethany: Just try it. You can stop at any time.
• Cordy to Bethany: Don't bone my boss.
• Bethany is kiddnapped and Angel gets her back.
• Angel to Bethany: Lilah is not what she pretends to be

• Cordelia: we're financially sound through last Wednesday
• Darla to Angel: God I miss you!
• Harold: is my wife really being abducted by aliens? or cheating on me?
• Wesley to Angel: you can't have seen Darla. Vampires don't come back from the dead!
• Angel: spying on you is crass. your husband knows, go home & deal with it.
• Angel to Darla: passing as human?
• Angel: It was Darla, she's human now
• Angel phones AI for info
• Gunn: Angel turns evil?
• Kate to Cordy, Wes & Gunn: help yourselves out, or go down with the boss?
• Angel: trouble? bring it on

• Wesley: What am I doing? Knocking things over, driving away business. You know, the usual.
• Cordelia to Angel: You're all insane and angry!
• Cordelia RE Demon Keraoke: Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think.
• Lorne: You're Rocky and Rocky II and half of the one with Mister T.
• Cordelia: Hey, look at me, I'm Angel, I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them.
• Wesley: I'm Angel.
• Cordelia: And this whole 'I'm Angel' thing is a very, very bad idea.
• Cordelia spots a clue
• Cordy: What is wrong with you? You've got like, delusions of Angel!
• Wesley: Oh, no, no, not the sun! For I am a vampire. Oh, oh oh! It burns!
• Angel: Uh, Wesley, can I get my coat back?
• Angel: I'm not a eunuch!
• Angel: There is no Wyndham-Price Agency.

• Angel: Come on guys. We are a detective agency. We investigate things.
• Cordy: My older - way older - like 400 years older - blonde sister Darla, no last name.
• Angel to Darla: You think you did me a favor? You damned me.

• Cordelia: His day is packed. Brood about Darla. Brood about Darla. Lunch! Followed by a little Darla brooding.
• Cordelia: It'll be just like old times, right Angel? Meeting evil, face to face, kicking evil's booty!
• Cordelia: Site map, membership, museum shop ... don't they have a section like 'things you might want to steal'?
• Cordelia: So in order to take his mind off the torment that is Darla, we sent Angel after a box that makes you crazy.
• Wesley: I'm feeling a little ... must be the altitude... the altitude here at sea level.
• Cordelia steals a necklace.
• Cordelia: So, on top of everything else we may have re-awakened his bloodlust?

• Cordelia to Angel: You lied to us!
• Angel: Darla's right. We were amateurs compared to Wolfram & Hart.
• Darla: I've been around long enough to know when something is a lost cause.

• Gunn: Something went down, something not good.
• Wes, Cordy & Gunn interrogate Angel
• Gunn: Darla probably ain't in there
• Angel: This time I go it alone
• Angel: Drusilla is a classicist
• Cordie: Was it a suspicion, a hunch, or an inkling?
• Gunn: You had *me* at 'everyone gear up'
• The high-speed chase: is Cordy pregnant, or does she just need to use the bathroom?
• Angel as Mr Sensitivity
• Angel: You're all fired

• Cordelia: It's always some little blonde driving him over the edge.
• Wesley: Come to find your destiny, have you?
• Cordelia: Earth to retards: you have an obsession you pretty much squeeze it into your schedule, no matter what!
• Wesley: Angel's walked away from his duty. We're not going to.
• Cordelia: Uh, it's always the same. A smelly, old, abandoned building. Are there no demon hideouts in Beverly Hills?

• Gunn: Go on, English, make your move: because it'll be your last.
• Wesley: Our new agency?
• Angel: Me, I'm just here for the show.

• Cordelia: Hey, negative energy boy, with all of our money pooled together we can stay here a long time.
• Virginia: And by 'house' I mean palatial estate, and by 'grateful' I mean they'll give you big tubs of cash.
• Wesley: Oh, yes. We found the killer -- just not the murderer.
• Wesley: Angel Investigations? It's just a name.

• Wesley: What I wouldn't give for a little action!
• Anne to Gunn: Oh Gunn, all this time and you still remember!
• Anne re Angel: He tried to help me out, but it turned out it was just a scam to screw some law firm
• Cordelia to Wesley: Gunn, stubborn, synonyms
• Cordelia: Hey! That's my blouse!
• Gunn re Wesley: They shot my friend here!
• Cordy: this is no time for 'circuits busy'!
• Cordelia to Angel: We don't need you!

• Cordy to client: Scam? The back of your kid's head was blinking!
• Wesley, bleeding, to Cordelia: Cordelia . . . Cordelia . . . Cordelia, ambulance?
• Cordelia to Wesley on the phone: Good evening, Ang::cough::Investigations!
• Cordelia to client: Because it's not like we offer a money back guarantee - but then, you never paid us, did you?

• Cordy: you must have me confused with someone else. I haven't destroyed anyone's spawn. Promise.
• Cordy: Listen, I've been impregnated by demon spawn before. Let's just say, didn't really work out.
• The Eye in Me
• Gunn and Wes: We came to rescue you. But then they caught us coming in the back door.
• Cordelia to Angel: no, I'm not okay. You really hurt my feelings.
• Angel to Wes, Cordy & Gunn: I wanna work for you.

• Angel: Man. Atonement's a bitch.
• Cordy to Angel: You and I? We're not friends.
• Angel to Cordy: You should, ah, take off. Go home. Order Chinese.
• Cordy to Harmony: Okay, you're coming home with me!
• Cordelia to Harmony: I am happier now than I was then.
• Harmony to Cordy: seeing you there looking so... luscious.
• Cordy: Harmony is a vampire? oh, my god, I'm so embarrassed!
• Wesley to Harmony: get away from her... foot.
• Wesley: *someone* put a *stake* through that woman's heart!
• Gunn: don't we kill vampires anymore?
• Doug: Turn two, the rest is food.
• Wesley: Harm. Such a fitting nickname.
• Lonre: I think your friend should reconsider the name Harmony. Cacaphony, maybe?
• Harmony: I am an evil fighter! That's why I suck at being evil. I was meant to fight evil!
• Angel to Cordy: You know I would never have slept with Darla...
• Cordy: Harmony could be our inside spy!
• Harmony: it's nothing personal. I'm evil. We're still friends, right?
• Cordy: la, la, la, la, la, new clothes! I have new clothes!

• Gunn: calling hospitals and asking 'Did my uncle check in with a knife in his eye?'
• Cordelia to Angel: I wish it would stop hurting
• Cordelia to Angel: You should smile more often
• Wesley: I think we found the man from the vision
• Wesley: There has to be another way besides Angel singng. Think, damn it!
• Lindsey: (singing at Caritas) I can't feel a thing
• Angel: when I was in charge here, nobody questioned my methods or my singing.
• Wes and Gunn save Cordelia from the cell phone!
• Cordelia: painful vision aftermath, it's part of the job, right?

• Cordelia: Move. I think the sashimi is coming up.
• Angel to Cordy: Do you want me to rip that guy's head of for you?
• Cordelia: If I bend over any more I'm gonna fall out of my top.
• Cordelia: Who am I kidding. I embarrassed myself.
• Lorne: Am I happy to see you. You're still a knight for hire, yeah? Well, I'm hiring.
• Cordelia: Actually, we're looking for someone we think works here.
• Cordelia: Yeah, Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.
• Landok: (to Lorne) Does your cowardice know no limits?
• Lorne: Talk about screwed up values. A world of only good and evil, black and white, no gray. No music, no art.
• Landok: Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan, give me your pledge. Will you perform the rituals?
• Cordelia: Oh, crap!

• Cordy in Wonderland
• Cordelia the fine old cow
• Cordy: I'm a human being, not a cow, and you can't just barter a human being!
• Fred: Another dimension. I'm not crazy. Well, crazy, but I'm not wrong.
• Cursed! My cow is cursed!
• Demon re Cordelia: It is the curse!
• Cordelia from her throne: Hi, guys

• Cordelia to the gang: Am I not the princess?
• Wolf, ram, and hart
• Cordelia: Let's get the hell out of here
• Cordy RE: Wes' sewer escape plan: Okay. Smells like I'll be mating with the groosalug.
• Cordy on meeting the Groosalug: something is a nice tailored suit... of armor?
• Groo to Cordy: such compassion to ignore the flaws of my polluted birth.
• Groo to Cordy: Can they not just look upon you and *see* that you are a princess?
• Lorne's head on a platter

• Lorne to Cordy: It's not like I have hands to cover my ears here, ya know?
• Serving Woman to Cordy: I'm like you? The light that shines in the darkness upon the land?
• Lorne-in-the-bucket, rescued by Groo
• Cordelia to Groo: I can't give up my visions. They're an honor.
• High priest to Cordelia: Get on with the mating!
• Angel : I challenge the Groosalug to mortal combat.
• Cordelia: Your cow-princess is tired of hearing you yak, padre.
• Angel: Cordelia loves Groo? She loves me, too, right?
• Cordelia: You're in charge now, Groo.
• There's no place like ... where you hear bad news

• Gunn: who has time for love when you're out there doing it with the demons?
• Cordy: Fred's trading one cave for another. How strong is that?
• Cordelia: Don't say the 'B' word
• Cordy to Angel: you're back! You guys, he's back!
• Angel to Cordelia: what did you see?
• Cordy: thank you, Dennis. How'd I ever live without a ghost?
• Cordy: James & Elisabeth had the big, forever love. He's gonna want revenge.
• Cordy to Angel: Buffy was the love of your life and she died.
• Angel to Cordy: Will you, just once, do what I tell you without arguing about everything, okay?
• Angel to James: The woman I love is dead.
• Angel to Cordy: Buffy's dead. And I'm O.K.
• Wes: What do you know about Nester Demons?

• Wesley: Fred... if you feel comfortable enough grading our sincerity how about joining us for the rest of the meal?
• Gavin to Angel: This is a list of fifty-seven city code violations for your hotel
• Angel: Cordelia, that beast you saw - did it have four or five claws?
• Angel to Cordelia: your visions're getting worse, aren't they?
• Fred to Cordelia: has anyone ever told you you're exactly like Lassie? Yeah. You're like Angel's Lassie.
• Cordy: I don't wanna talk. What's there to say? Except 'gross' 'yuck' and 'unclean.'
• Angel to Cordy: the visions are just after market extras like Hurst shift or Krager wheels.
• Cordy to Angel: I tried to be brave. I did. But I'm just scared now. I'm scared all the time.
• Angel: It's not about winning, Cordelia, it's about what's at stake.

• Merl to Angel: I want back the three months I spent in therapy after being hung upside down in a sewer.
• Cordy: Fred's sweet and adorable and -- seems to be laughing at something that shrub just said.
• Angel: ask yourself this: if I'd killed Merl would I've brought donuts?
• Wesley: We're missing one of the evidence bags.
• Cordy to Fred: Angel wants you to get out.
• Gunn to Rondell: You can't do that, man. I can't let you. You lost the mission, bro.
• Angel to Cordy: Go see the Transuding furies. They'll lift the spell. Just tell them that it's for me.
• Furies: Mmmm, Angel.

• Angel: the worm certainly has turned!
• Cordy to Angel: Fred's got the big puppy love, and it's going to go bad unless it's nipped in the bud.
• Wes: Everyone know what they're doing? Good.
• Pilates, is that like Tae-bo?
• Marcus to Cordelia: have I ever told you you are a *very* *beautiful* woman?
• Marcus to Wes: You know, two men working side by side. But, you know, none of that - funny stuff. Shake on that?
• Gunn: I should probably interview the hookers right away - while the trail is hot.
• Fred to Cordelia: You told him to make out with that woman on the desk?
• Cordelia RE: Angel: This is totally like him. Doing the mystery dance with some cheap blonde?
• Marcus to Angel: As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire.
• Angel to Marcus: I tell you why you have a weak heart, Marcus. You never use it.
• Fred to Angel: Cordelia explained it to me. She said you'd probably just screw it up.

• Cordelia and Wes re-enact the offscreen meeting between Buffy and Angel
• Wesley: you know, back in my days as a rogue demon hunter…
• Rogetr & Trish Burkle: detective said our daughter was staying at the Hyperion
• Angel: where would Fred go?
• Trish: Does Fred come to the library often?
• Lorne: I'm not some mystical vending machine here to spit out answers
• Did I get it? Did I get it, y'all?
• Fred: I'm just not cut out for this.
• Bye Fred
• Angel: I found Fred's nice, quite kind of crazy soothing
• Fred: Just a stunning revelation of my true path in life, that's all
• repainting Fred's room

• Angel to Cordelia: handling a lethal weapon is a *little* different from shaking a pom-pom.
• Cordelia to Wes: If you like Fred, just tell her!
• Cordelia: why are the PtB showing me a murder that happened a week ago?
• Cordelia: if Billy's responsible, then so am I.
• Angel: The blood in that car? Some of it is his. Not human.
• Cordelia: I'm gonna go run a normal, every day errand.
• Cordelia to Lilah: no woman strong enough to wear the mantel of 'vicious bitch' would ever put up with it.
• Cordelia to Billy: Not here to whine, ass-wipe. I'm here to send you back.
• Cordy to Angel: I'm starting to get used to being creeped out and comforted at the same time.

• Cordelia: you're off your game because of the prophecy. you think the end is coming?
• Fred to Angel: you & Cordy have kyrumption and moira
• Wesley: there was another prophecy a while back... wouldn't want to make the same mistake twice.
• Cordelia to Angel: I love you, too.
• Darla: Hello, lover. Long time no see.
• Lorne: This is way beyond my ken... and my Barbie and *all* my action figures.
• Cordelia to Darla: If there's anything you need, anything at all...
• Cordelia to Angel: I had a vision: Darla's so hungry.
• Cordelia: It was a dream, but - it was more like a vision.
• Angel: you're not to go near Darla for any reason
• Cordy to Angel: So, I guess you're gonna be a father
• Holtz: just tell me where Angelus is

• Angel: There will be no throwing of flames!
• Lilah to Gavin: You're understaffed, underfunded, and clearly undertalented.
• Angel: I'm gonna have a son.
• Vampire: Praise be! The miracle child! His time has come!
• Angel: If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me.
• Fred: what's the worst thing that could happen in another minute?

• Darla: Lamaz exercises? I! Don't! Breathe!
• Darla: I promise I won't throw anyone out of the car. Not while it's moving.
• Fred: that's the tragic beauty of a cosmic convergence.
• Lorne: Darla wants to have her baby here?
• Darla: Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what got into me.
• Angel: You don't just get half a miracle, do you?
• Lorne, having read Holtz: run!
• Darla to Angel: What we did to Holtz... doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

• Lorne: Wow. I'm sensing a serious 'mama bear' vibe.
• Angel: Alright, so we got a list. All we have to do is erase everyone on it.
• Angel: I promised his mother. No one is gonna put their hands on this child. No one.
• Angel: If my son has to get to the hospital at noon on the sunniest day of the year, he'll get there even if I don't.
• Lorne: You got to figure a guy like you, a place like this, the only truly safe room would be the janitor's closet.
• Cordelia to Angel: So you're just gonna leave? Run away?
• John Wayne in Rio Bravo. Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen.
• it's a trick! He's taken the child.
• Angel: Connor. His name is Connor.

• Cordelia: I'm fine, you guys. I'll be okay. I'm just... Dead?
• Angel: Okay. Look, if this is a mystical problem there's got to be some kind of mystical solution.
• Wesley: But if she's in the astral plane, she could be here unable to communicate.
• Angel: You really piss me off, you know that? I thought we trusted each other.
• Skip: This is where it happened, big cosmic whoops. Doyle was Never meant to give you those visions.
• Angel: (yelling) No, you're not listening! Cordelia's not a champion. She's a rich girl from Sunnydale who likes to play superhero.
• Cordelia: Nev, you ever get that nagging feeling that you're supposed to be somewhere, doing something, but you can't remember what?
• Concierge: Mmm, I hate that wallpaper. That's bad, bad wallpaper.
• Cordelia: Wesley, what are you doing here and *what* happened to your other arm?
• Wesley: I'm not sure. I'd have to consult my books.
• Wesley: Restraints. Sometimes the visions make him violent.
• Cordelia: No horns. (Checks her backside. Smiles at Angel) No tail.

• How is the Connor fund?
• Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our *three* number one priorities.
• We're getting stretched a little thin here, Angel.
• Angel, I don't think it's such a great idea to be working on so many cases at once.
• And your daddy is out there right now fighting evil - for money.
• We return your gracious gift and you return Fred. Sorry about the confusion, but we kind of need her head at work.
• Well, I guess you cut off the snake's head... You piss the other snakes off.
• Snow. Trees. Chipmunk robots on ice...

• Wesley: have you ever seen anything lovelier?
• Angel: ask me why I'm smiling.
• Angel: I cried like a baby. And I was *evil* back then!
• Fred to Cordy: I don't know if he feels...
• Cordy: Angel *is* crazy
• Lorne to Angel: it's Kyrumption
• Gunn: Not a lot of people could say that to me and live
• Box seats
• Cordelia: I didn't drool on your jacket, did I?
• Gunn: I used to be cool.
• Wesley: rhythmic snoring
• Cordy: Say, do you like bribes?
• Cordelia: We so need to be out of here
• Cordy: good thing it wears off right away.
• Angel: I've been possessed by old lovers before
• Cordelia as the ballerina: Stephan, everything I worked for is here...
• Gunn: by making more monsters? Man with the frightening plan!
• Angel: we grew closer

• Fred: Lorne, he lost the only child he'll ever have.
• Cordelia: I'm so sorry.
• Cordelia: I'm just here, okay?
• Cordelia: If there's one thing I learned living on a Hellmouth: every day is precious, you never know when it may be your last.
• Angel: When you live as long as I do, eventually you lose everyone.
• Cordelia: The last thing you need right now is someone saying that given time, things will get better. The hurt will go away. Because things won't get better. And the hurt's never gonna go away.
• Angel: Then I guess we better help him. We are not losing another member of this family.
• Angel: Double or nothing! We're gonna win Gunn's soul back.

• Groo: I beseech you to heed my words... Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.
• Cordy: Angel's feelings are the only ones I care about. He's my priority.
• Angel to Spivey: Okay, pal. You wanna put down the Big Gulp, nice and easy, or--
• Big ugly slug thing. Where'd it go?
• Angel: Longer we wait, the sooner that thing finds a way out of here. And I'm not gonna let that happen.
• Cordy to Groo: I-- I meant, work priority. Work. You see? You. You're my... other... stuff priority.
• All the lights?
• Gunn to Angel: All this is happening 'cause of you. What you did. This is your fault.
• Angel to Sluk-possesed-Fred: Why is this Destroyer after you?
• Angel: I'll keep 'em occupied. Slow 'em down as long as I can.
• Connor to Angel: Hi Dad.

• Angel: My god. It's you. Connor.
• personally I'm less worried about the 'how he grew up' than the 'why he came back.'
• Groo: I was worried that your affection for the Groosalug had waned.
• Mistrees Meerna seals the rift

• Angel: Connor's got to come back on his own.
• Fred: Standard issue army surplus Geiger counter.
• Angel to Cordelia: What if Connor doesn't come back?
• Angel to Connor: It could be kind of dangerous. There's a lot of killing and violence. You wanna come?
• Cordelia to Angel: I was there. I saw the whole thing, you and your son together. It was beautiful.
• Lorne to Connor: Actually, that's *uncle* filthy demon to you.
• Lorne to Angel RE Cordelia: In my professional opinion? Well, Miss demon-y britches here gave that child some kind of 'soul colonic'.
• Cordy to Angel: before you go we have to do that thing. That thing where I say 'are you sure you know what you're doing, Angel, please think about this'
• Cordy to Groo: Angel! I'm so glad to see...

• Cordy to Groo: So it's mock Mock-Na!
• Angel to Cordelia: See? I'm so out of touch. He's gonna hate me.
• Connor: Okay. We'll give it a try.
• Angel: Is this kid a chip off the old block or what, huh?
• Groo to Cordelia: In my heart I have known the truth for some time.
• Cordelia: I'm in love! With Angel!
• Fred: Angel's *really* happy. But not perfectly happy, I hope! (poke, poke)
• Skip to Cordelia: You've outgrown this dimension. You've become - a higher being.

• Angel Vision 1: Freeze the moment, dad. It'll last forever.
• Angel Vision 2: I need you, Cordy.
• Angel: so, how was your summer?

• Angel: Cordy is already home. Where she belongs.

• Angel spies on Connor, Cordy spies on Angel
• Angel to Lornette: take a note to Lorne for me?
• Cordelia, aka Lady Luck
• Cordelia: Who are you people?

• Cordelia: who are you people?
• Angel: you really are among friends
• Dear Cordelia, thanks for the flaming arrows
• Cordelia: I get it! You're all spies!
• Cordelia to Angel: were we together? a happy family?
• Angel: I think it's time we came clean. About everything.
• Cordelia to Connor: Can you get me out of here?
• Cordelia to Connor: you're the first person who's been straight with me. means a lot.
• Connor to Cordelia: you lost everything and you're still strong.
• Cordelia: Actually, I'd like to stay here. With Connor.

• Connor to Cordy: maybe you miss the action? the thrill of the kill?
• an unexpected kiss
• Cordy to Connor: I need some time to think, okay?
• Cordy to Angel: Were we in love?

• Angel to Cordy: All I know is that you are my dearest friend
• Cordy to Angel: Connor's 18. He's a mess.
• everyone loses their memory
• Vampires are real.
• Angel: I'm invisible! Or: I'm a vampire!
• Angel: You want a vampire, then? I guess I'm your man.
• Cordy: we were in love.

• Cordelia: Noone's safe. It's real, and it's almost here.
• Cordy to Angel: I love you, I always will, but...
• Cordy to Connor: getting pretty good saying the right words
• Connor: I've never been broken before
• Cordy to Connor: I want you to have something real

• Cordy to Connor: You're very special, but last night can't happen again.
• Cordy to Angel: We need to talk about Connor
• Gunn: Oh good, more bad news.
• Angel: she sent us home.
• Angel to Cordy: take your new boyfriend, and get the hell out of here.

• Cordy to Connor: Angel knows, and he's mad at both of us
• Gunn: I don't trust Connor
• Angel to Cordy: Skip to the end where you leave, and we don't talk about it
• Angel: Hi Gwen! Let's go do that super-hero thing.
• What should we do with Manny?
• Cordelia: Maybe we should talk?
• Angel: Let's just focus on the guy trying to blot out the sun and point fingers later.
• Wesley: Fred & I think we can get rid of the Beast with a portal
• Connor: The Beast. It's upstairs.
• the Beast knows Angelus. ergo we need Angelus.

• Gunn: I'm starting to think maybe it's time we meet Angelus
• Fred: I'm not one to turn down a little pep, but I'd much prefer we had a plan.
• Angel to Cordy: you think Angelus is smarter than me?
• Wo-Pang: Time to say goodbye
• Gunn: these jokers are walking around with the info about the Beast written on their asses
• Angel: Wood. Why'd it have to be wood?
• Wesley solves the riddle
• Cordy to Angel: I know I don't deserve forgiveness
• Connor: You don't know anything, Dad, except how to take things away from me.
• Angel: I'll come back. Cordelia, I promise. For you. But first, I gotta do this.
• Connor: Is this what it feels like, being a champion?
• Cordy ot Angel: haven't we waited long enough?

• Wesley: He'll exploit everything Angel knows about me and go for the jugular.
• Angelus: Not like your schoolgirl crush is a secret
• Fred: That's ridiculous! it'd be like sleeping with your own...
• Connor to Cordy: Everybody's looking at me weird
• Connor: The truth is, Angel's just something that you're forced to wear. You're my real father.
• Cordy: What's a better ride than a mustang? Me.
• Cordy: It's better if you don't know what I told Angelus to get him to cooperate
• Gunn: The Svea priestesses are in Pacoima
• Connor: you mean they've been lying here dead for days?
• Wesley: the Beast got there first, slaughtered the entire family
• Cordy: You're nobody, Angelus. Just a disease.

• Shaman: Without the Muo-Ping... you're screwed.
• Gunn to Fred: I'm tired of you looking everywhere but at me
• Angelus: the Beast has a boss
• Lilah to Fred: I got my copy of Rhinehardt's... way out of town.
• Fred to Wes: I don't think Gunn'll listen to me. We're not together anymore.
• Lorne: What is succu-bitch doing here?
• Fred: try declawing scavenged road kill for sacred talons.
• Angelus: Black Magic to restore my soul? People, this never goes well!
• Good to have you back, boss
• Gunn: We brought Angelus into the world, it's our job to take him out of it.
• Cordy to Lilah: Why do you think I let Angelus out, you stupid bitch?

• what are we waiting for?
• Lorne: 86 on the bloodroot, ladies. Will cloves do?
• Connor: Angel told me. Something goes wrong, I kill him.
• Cordy to the Beast: give mama some sugar
• Faith: this is a salvage mission, not search and destroy, OK?
• Cordy to Connor: We're having a baby.

• Mysterious Voice: Hello, Angelus. It's time we had that talk.
• Connor to Cordy: Why don't you want to tell the others about the baby?
• Connor to Cordy: Angelus was here again.
• Connor: I don't even know what I am.

• Cordy to Connor: Faith cracked her whip and you liked it!
• Willow to Cordy: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
• (Dream Flashback, 1970s) Faith: Mandy, huh? Must kill you he's got a jones for the power-ballads.
• Willow: there's somebody in my head
• Cordy to Connor: you have to kill your father
• Cordy: May want to save the 'worst is behind us' speech for later

• Cordy: My baby will be here soon, and then you'll all see
• Connor to Cordy: It doesn't make sense. All that stuff you said about Angelus. I almost killed Angel.
• Angel to Cordy: Yeah? I'm kinda creeped out myself
• Wesley: (translating, badly) I am not a bucket head.
• Magic 8 Ball says: Definitely

• Cordevilia to Angel: On a scale of you to me, I'm pretty damn clever.
• Connor to Cordy: I never thought... how could Angel try to kill you?
• Cordy to Connor: Good, evil, just words. You don't have to live by their rules.
• Cordy to Connor: her blood for our baby. that's more than fair, isn't it?
• Darla: Don't let this happen, Connor. Don't let my death mean nothing. Listen to your heart.
• Angel: you think I want to kill Cordy? I don't have a choice!

• Cordy: Yeah. It's me.
• Angel to Cordy: See? It's just an office. Nothing scary popping out at you.
• everybody says 'hi' to Cordy
• Cordy to Angel: You've made a deal with the devil.
• Cordy: Doyle knew what he had to do. Used his last breath to make sure you'd keep fighting. I get that now.
• Cordy to Wes: I didn't kill Lilah. Still... I'm sorry.
• Spike RE biting Cordy: It was a taste test, you git. I needed to know if what my source said is true.
• Eve: I don't know what it is, exactly, but the failsafe is huge and alive... and specifically designed to destroy you.
• Lindsey to Angel: Who is this? I came to fight the vampire with a soul. Guess you shouldn't have sold it, huh?
• Eve: And here I am thinking revenge.
• Fred: We should all go get a drink. We haven't done that in...ever.
• Angel to Cordelia: Thank you.