Xander

• Xander: I had a problem with the Math
• Jesse: New Girl!
• Xander meets Buffy
• Xander: what do you for fun, what do you look for in a man?
• Cordelia: gym was canceled due to the *extreme* dead guy
• Buffy to Xander: is there anyone who doesn't know I'm the Slayer?
• Buffy: actually, there's just the hard way

• Xander: we're having a *talk* with vampires in it!
• Giles: One girl in all the world, a Chosen One
• Willow: Accidently decrypted the city council's security system
• Buffy: God, I am so mentally challenged!
• Xander: We saddle up, right?
• Xander: Rain of Toads
• Xander: I couldn't sit at home and do nothing
• Xander: What else works for vampire slayage?
• Jesse: they said I was the bait
• Jesse: I feel good, I can hear the worms
• Xander: I don't like vampires
• Buffy: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
• Giles: It's not Jesse, it's the thing that killed him
• VampJesse: Jesse was an excruciating loser. I'm a new man!
• Giles: The earth is doomed

• Xander to Buffy: a good-luck in try-outs bracelet
• Giles: the thrill of living on the hellmouth!
• Buffy to Xander & Willow: I don't like putting you in danger
• Xander to Willow: You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff!
• Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins
• Xander to Willow: I gotta be a man and ask Buffy out
• Giles: Why would someone want to harm Cordelia?
• Xander's library records show books on witch-craft
• Xander: We're right behind you, only... further back.
• Buffy: Did I do that?
• Buffy: You're my Xander-shaped friend!
• Giles: this is a bloodstone vengeance spell
• Catherine: I'm going to put you where you can't make trouble again!

• Xander daydreams about saving Buffy
• Blayne: how many times you score, Xander?
• Xander: work with me here, giving Blayne a visual
• Xnader: Angel's a very attractive man! How come *that* never came up?
• Xander: trading clothing
• Xander: Dr Gregory is missing
• Xander meets Miss Natalie French
• Xander: earth never opens up and swallows you
• Buffy on what older women see in younger men
• Blayne: I'm first; that's natural selection
• Willow: why would anyone want to hurt Dr. Gregory?
• Giles: promise me you wont do anything rash?
• Natalie to Xander: see you tonight?
• Xander to Buffy: Natalie's not a bug, you're just jealous
• Natalie to Xander: Martini?
• Blayne: I don't wanna die like that!
• Xander: Can I just say one thing? help!
• Willow: It's so unfair how she only went after virgins!

• Xander: new vampire sect in town, bringing in much needed tourist dollars
• Buffy: Boy, Cordelia's hips are wider than I thought!
• Buffy: I'm a big, hideous, dateless monster
• Owen to Buffy: pick you up at 7?
• Buffy preps for her date with Owen
• Buffy: Giles, why do you wanna hurt me?
• Xander to Owen: Buffy doesn't like to be kissed, or touched, or looked at
• Xander: Giles is superlibrian
• Xander: The Sunnydale Funeral Home would be a cool place for a double date
• Buffy: Owen! You can't be here!
• Owen: do dead bodies usually move?
• Buffy: You killed my date!
• Xander to Buffy: you need a guy who already knows your deepest darkest secrets

• Xander: You missed the Zebras mating
• Xander: every school's got its mean kids
• Hyenas possess Rhonda, Kyle, Tor, Hiedi & Xander
• Buffy: and the award for weird behavoir goes to
• Buffy: Great, it's the winged monkeys
• Xander: Forget geometry, I don't care
• Xander to Willow: won't have to look at your pasty face again
• The pack is dissatisified with pilferred hot-dogs
• Xander to Buffy: Guess who just got mean
• posseded-Xander tries to sweet talk Willow
• the end of the zookeeper
• Xander: nobody messes with my Willow
• Giles: haven't found anything about post-possession memory loss

• Cordelia to Xander: Your extreme oafishness
• Xander: stop this crazy whirligig of fun!
• Xander: Wake up and smell the seduction!
• Giles: you encountered the Three (warrior vampires)
• Giles: A vampire isn't a person at all
• Willow: On a scale of 1 to 10, Angel *is* a good vampire
• Darla to Angel: Welcome home
• Buffy resolves to kill Angel
• Buffy to Darla: you are looking a little worn around the eyes
• Xander: the post-fumigation party
• Xander: I'm not threatened, don't need to watch

• Xander to Willow: I love you, but bye!
• Xander: Guess who?
• Buffy to Xander: check out jealous man!
• Xander has CRD lab knowledge
• Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.
• Giles: the scanner read the Moloch book!
• Xander: Suicide with a little help?
• Moloch is bound
• Buffy: Let's face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.

• Buffy: Annual Talentless Show
• Buffy: Dummies give me the wig
• Willow: a dramatic scene
• Buffy: Horny dummy, ha, ha
• What killed Emily?
• Cordelia: Emily's death was a tragedy for me!
• everything points to Morgan
• Buffy: Sid attacked me
• Xander keeps Sid company
• Willow: Morgan had brain cancer
• Willow Xander & Buffy perform Oedipus

• Xander; Don't you know Cordelia's the center of the universe?
• Ms. Tishler's tight sweater interferes with Xander's active listening
• Willow: I don't like spiders, okay?
• Wendell: I love spiders
• Xander suffers a slight case of nudity
• Giles: Billy has brought the nightmare world with him
• Xander: someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness!
• Xander: You're a lousy clown!
• Giles: my nightmare is Buffy dying, me failing to protect her
• Unmasking the Ugly Man
• Xander: I mean, if you wanna label me heroic...
• Willow: You weren't still attracted to Buffy when she was a vampire?

• Willow: remember the 6th grade field trip?
• Willow diverts Snyder with a rumors of litigation
• Xander: Scoobies get homework now?
• The invisible girl theory
• Xander; Mom's making her famous call to the Chinese place
• Have a nice summer
• Cordelia: Help me Buffy! This is all about me!
• Marcie starts going invisible in class
• Cordelia: Marcie's way eviler than me!
• Giles: It's gas. She's snuffed the pilot light!
• Giles avoids mentioning Angel, tells Buffy a janitor saved them
• Cordelia: Thank you

• Xander to Willow: Why is it so hard to ask Buffy out?
• Willow: Nerds are still in, right?
• Buffy to Xander: I don't think of you that way
• Willow to Xander: Watch you wishing you were with Buffy at the dance? No thanks.
• Xander: I have to help Buffy
• Angel to Xander: you're in love with her
• Xander to Angel: I told you to eat before we left!
• Xander to Buffy: Welcome back
• Willow: Buffy died? Harsh!
• Buffy: We saved the world, I say we party

• Xander: this has been the most boring summer ever
• Xander: I am so over Buffy. When's she coming back?
• Willow gets icecream on her nose
• Buffy's timing really doesn't suck
• Xander: Yo G-Man!
• Giles: I must consult my books
• Xander: we're your bosom friends!
• Xander: not everything's about kissing; some stuff's about groping
• Willow: clog dancing?
• Cordelia: The Three Musketeers
• Cordelia: what's up with Buffy?
• Buffy does the infamous sexy dance with Xander
• Giles: Buffy may simply have 'issues'
• Buffy: I go to the Bronze and save the day
• Giles: It *is* a trap. Just not for Buffy.
• Xander to Buffy: I officially don't care what your issues are
• Buffy works out her issues
• Xander: already ground our enemies into talcum powder; minature golf tonight?

• Giles works on his pick-up lines
• Xander: so, we dig up graves tonight? BYO shovel
• Willow: Daryl Epps was Chris's older brother
• Willow: so are we hoping to find a body or no body?
• Angel: we found some parts
• Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
• Giles: what student is that well versed in physiology?
• Cordelia to Angel: Can you take me home? I'm still fragile.
• Xander: People want the dream, the unattainable, the more attractive
• Jenny to Giles: why don't we discuss it at the game?
• Buffy: anybody who cats dead girls into pieces doesn't get the benefit of a doubt
• Xander & Willow: why do we never get dates?

• Buffy: think other slayers had to go to highschool?
• Willow: Bronze tonight?
• Giles: Saturday is the night of St. Vigeous.
• Buffy: Sheila just went for more paint
• 'studying' at the Bronze
• Buffy to Spike: who are you?
• Angel: Spike doesn't stop till everything in his path is dead
• Cordelia: does Buffy really need this many stakes?
• Giles: Spike (AKA William the Bloody) has killed 2 slayers
• Giles to Xander: go find Angel
• The Anne Rice routine
• Xander to Angel: and if Spike had actually bit me?

• Buffy: Hosting a foreign exchange student is the Ueber-suck
• Xander: God's gift to the bell curve
• Buffy: I don't always use violence, do I?
• Xander: museums promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots & pans
• Xander: classy sunnydale bus depot
• Buffy: Can I be the Overlooked One?
• Xander: Willow's my best friend, I don't think about her lips
• Buffy: want to live somewhere without evil curses
• Xander: the old translate ancient seal come on
• Xander: Ay caramba!
• Willow: So, Ampata. You're a girl.
• Xander: no ruffly shirts, feathered hats or lederhosen
• Giles to Amapata: translate this for our archeology club?
• Xander on how to eat twinkies
• Ampata: the seal must be destroyed!
• Xander to Willow: you're my best friend
• Xander: never know if she'll pull out your still beating heart & crush it
• Buffy: I can translate American salivating boy talk
• Willow makes her debut as an Eskimo
• Ampata to Xander: I'd love to dance
• Willow: sigh.
• Ampata to Xander: I do not deserve you
• Xander to Ampata: Want life? You have to take mine.
• Buffy to Xander: I had you to bring me back

• Buffy, Xander & Willow watch Hindi TV
• Buffy: surroundsound dreams of Angel
• Cordelia: your pizza delivery career
• Xander: what a long day!
• Tom to Buffy: save me from a dull fate?
• Xander: frying pan, fire, you know what I'm sayin'?
• Willow to Buffy: you lied to Giles!
• Xander: business cards or just the halter top?
• Willow to Xander: Protect Buffy? Prove yourself? Maybe catch an orgy?
• Tackle RE Xander: New pledge!
• Giles to Xander; why are you wearing that?
• Xander: that's for the wig! And for the bra!
• Xander: does every conversation have to be about Angel?

• Buffy, Xander & Willow 'volunteer' for the Halloween saftey program
• Buffy: Halloween is dead for the undead
• Xander: a black eye heals, but cowardice has shelf life
• Xander: call me the $2 costume king
• Buffy finds her dress at Ethan's shop
• Willow & Buffy dress for Halloween
• Xander instructs his troops on Halloween stragegy
• Willow: ohmigod, I'm a real ghost!
• Cordelia to Willow: and you went mental when?
• Buffy: I'm a proper lady, I wasn't meant to understand things!
• Xander: Angel, take the princess, catwoman, you're with me
• beating up pirate/Larry gives Xander closure
• Buffy to Spike: Hi honey, I'm home.
• Xander: never gonna get between those two

• Cordelia: everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette!
• Xander: if Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna know
• Ford: finishing my senior year at Sunnydale High
• Ford: I know all your darkest secrets
• Angel meets Ford
• Angel to Xander: could you NOT call me 'dead boy'?
• Willow: do sore thumbs really stick out?
• The Lonely Ones AKA the nasty pointy bitey ones
• Willow: ours is a forbidden love

• Playing 'Anywhere But Here'
• Buffy: What's on tap tonight?
• a bit of schlub on your shoe
• Xander: bonus day of class PLUS Cordelia?
• Buffy: anyone noticed anything strange about Giles lately?
• Ethan to Giles: Hello Ripper
• Cordelia: what can I do? I care about Giles too!
• Eyghon research
• Cordelia to Xander: I've seen you 'fight', I can take you!
• Angel: had a demon inside me just waitin' for a good fight
• Willow: don't think I could handle Watcher stress

• Xander: suck all the spontaniety out of being young & stupid?
• Xander: Would it be a crime to murder Cordelia?
• High risk, sub-minimum wage & sealed in fate
• Cordelia: future personal shopper or motivational speaker
• Xander: future prison guard?
• Snyder: Where's Buffy?
• Buffy: Decoder ring?
• Xander: But Ho-Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process!
• Order of Taraka back-story
• Xander: teenage girls DO NOT unplug their phones
• Cordelia: What am I, mass transportation?

• Cordelia to Xander: I bet you would let a girl go off to her doom
• Kendra meets Xander
• Buffy: What's up with you and bug people, Xander?
• Buffy: nobody messes with my boyfriend!
• Xander: Dorkhead? You slash me with your words!
• Xander: Hey, larvae boy!
• Xander to Cordy: memory of your lips makes my blood run cold

• Xander: The Captain and Tennille
• Buffy: I love it when things are quiet around here
• Xander: better than playing naughty stewardess?
• Ted wins over Willow & Xander
• Xander: having parental issues much?
• Willow: we call her 'Book-cracker Buffy'!
• Buffy to Willow: investigate Ted for me
• Cordelia: Is that all you ever think about? O.K.
• Buffy: He was a person, and I killed him.
• Cordelia: shouldn't there be different rules for Buffy?
• Giles: Someone has to take over for Buffy
• Willow: the secret ingredient is not love
• Xander finds Ted's first four wives
• Buffy: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!

• Xander to Cordelia: closet-groping not a big self-esteem booster
• Mr Whitmore's sex-ed lecture
• Willow gives Buffy her 'baby' (egg)
• Giles: that was *before* the Gorches became vampires
• Buffy: not like we're helpless slaves to passion!
• Willow to Xander: You boiled your young?
• Cordelia to Xander: we should check some closets
• Xander to his egg: sorry, Junior, but a man's gotta eat
• Xander: last time Cordy dragged me into a closet...
• Buffy: Giles picked a helluva time to get a life!
• Xander to Cordelia: don't wanna hurt ya
• Cordelia to Xander: Did *I* hit you?

• Xander to Cordelia: maybe we should admit we're dating?
• Xander to Giles: ready to get down, funky party weasel?
• Xander: couldn't you just say 'we'd be in trouble'?
• Giles: I'll read up on Drusilla
• Giles: Buffy deserves a party
• Surprise!
• Oz: Actually, it explains a *lot*
• Xander: the gift for the Slayer who has everything
• Xander: what kind of future would Buffy have with Angel?
• Judge research
• Willow: Oz was so cool about all this

• Scoobies reconvene
• Willow walks in on Cordelia/Xander kissage
• Willow: rather be with someone you hate than me
• Willow to Xander: things are *not* okay between us
• Willow: Lemme guess: 'no weapon forged.'
• Angelus: your boyfriend is dead.
• Giles: I'm leaning towards blind panic
• Xander: I have a plan
• Xander to Sentry: wanna give my girl the 'tour'
• Xander: looking at linoleum
• The Judge: (re rocket launcher) What's that do?

• Cordelia: It doesn't get more romantic. So shut up!
• Cordelia: it was awful. Daddy just had the care detailed.
• Giles: Werewolves, one of the classics
• Cordelia: Obsession for Dorks
• Buffy: In other words, your typical male
• werewolf hunt mobilization
• Larry to Xander: your secret's safe with me
• Buffy to Willow: maybe you need to make the first move
• Buffy: So how'd it go with Larry?
• Xander: a good time to panic
• Xander: you can't blame yourself for every death
• Xander: Oh, no, my life's not too complicated
• Larry: Hey Xander, thanks, I owe you.
• Buffy to Xander: Willow dating Oz is not up to you

• Xander to Buffy: will Cordelia like this necklace?
• Xander: sweet D-minus
• Cordelia's valentine break up
• Xander: blackmail is such an ugly word
• Xander: I intend pure revenge, pure as the driven snow
• Xander to Cordy: I just want the necklace back
• Cordelia: What is Xander's deal?
• Buffy to Xander: play your cards right, and you might get that lap dance...
• Xander: I was wrong, I see that now.
• Willow waits for Xander in his bed
• Xander; I'm twice the fool it takes
• Xander: Buffy, don't open that raincoat!
• Jenny: Xander's too much man for the pimple squad
• Oz: a very strong urge to hit Xander
• Willow to Xander: rather see you dead
• Joyce's mom-aged mitts
• Drusilla finds a *real* man: Xander
• Cordelia: You mean the spell was for me?
• Buffy to Xander: there might be hope for you yet
• Cordelia: Harmony, you're a sheep

• Xander: A visit from the pointed-tooth fairy
• Cordelia: I invited Angel into my car once!
• Giles: This is a school library, Xander
• Xander: the nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach
• Giles: mustn't let Angel get to you
• Willow: 'pajama party sleepover with weapons
• Xander: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

• Willow: Buffy you're sick, you can't patrol
• Xander to Angelus: Take a walk overbite
• delirious Buffy doesn't want a hospital stay
• Joyce: Buffy's cousin Celia died in a hospital
• Cordelia: you know that thing? On Buffy's face?
• Angelus to Xander: tell her I stopped by
• Get-well gifts for Buffy
• Buffy: kid said he saw Death
• Cordelia: Sick people take advantage of you
• Cordelia: Fine. Watch *my* back
• Buffy: It wasn't Backer. He was clean.
• Joyce: looks like I interrupted a secret meeting
• Willow: Xander I used to play doctor
• Giles: Why do I have to take Cordy?
• Buffy: I thought I might try violence
• Xander: Your mom's Bogarting the chips!

• Xander: 'something weird', isn't that our school motto?
• Xander: I was accosted by a locker monster
• Giles: I am clearly right & you are clearly wrong
• Buffy: Giles misses Jenny. He can't think.
• Xander: The quality of mercy is not Buffy.
• Cordelia: Whose genius idea was Sadie Hawkins?
• Willow: time for touchy-feely communication is passed
• Xander: snakalicious
• Giles: To forgive is an act of compassion Buffy

• Cordelia to Xander: jealous of the swim team?
• Cordelia: certain people are entitled to priveleges
• Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol?
• Xander: Oh, forgive me, your Swim Teamliness.
• Cordelia to Xander: You ran like a woman
• Cordelia: I think I've lost all will to cheerlead
• Xander: I'm under cover (not under much!)
• Xander: steroid abuse linked with 'hey, I'm a fish'?
• Aromatherapy steriods
• Buffy: I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet
• Cordelia: I understand if you want to see other fish
• Giles: Stay calm chaps
• Buffy: Those boys really love their coach
• Xander: meetin' some of the guys for plasma transfusions

• Buffy: you don't have to patrol with me Xander
• Xander's fishstick theater
• Xander will teach 'Zee language of Love'
• Xander: Who cares if we can restore his soul? Angel's a killer.
• Kendra gives Buffy Mr Pointy

• Xander & Willow at the hospital
• Xander to Willow: I love you
• Willow has resolve face
• Xander to Giles: If this were a trick, why me?
• Oz: well, we know the world didn't end

• Willow: Come and get it, Big Boy
• Willow: Xander, past tense rule
• Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia
• Willow: Wouldn't it be great if Buffy just showed up tomorrow?
• Xander: Have you seen Cordelia? How's my hair?
• Xander to Cordelia: Well, I'll see ya.
• Xander: Giles will find Buffy when she wants to be found
• Willow: The Bronze isn't the same without Buffy
• Cordelia: Why do I have to be bait?

• Buffy: Nighthawk?
• Buffy: What if Giles is mad at me?
• What I did over my summer vacation
• Cordelia: I'm the dip
• Oz: A gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
• Xander: great to have the Buffster back
• talking about it isn't helping...
• Jouce: what if the zombies get in?
• Xander: when scary things get scared
• Joyce: So, is this a typical day at the office?

• Willow: we can go off-campus for lunch!
• Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple...
• Buffy's picnic
• BuffY: girlie stuff: date, shop, save the world
• tales of naked Slaying
• Faith: meet the infamous Buff & compare notes
• Buffy: great, we can patrol, also together
• Xander & Willow give a tour
• Cordelia to Xander: maybe I should put a stake to your throat?

• Private Harris reporting for Oz watch
• Giles: no need to panic
• Oz wants to bail on the upsetting conversation
• gathering evidence at the morgue
• Mr Science was doing a Jekyll/Hyde deal

• Xander: A big, expensive limo?
• Willow & Xander discuss formal wear
• Cordelia checks out the homecoming competition
• Buffy's gonna miss the year book pictures
• Willow: Didn't Cordelia tell you about senior pictures?
• Xander & Willow: it was a clothes fluke; no more fluking!
• Buffy's campaign staff defects to Cordelia
• Buffy & Cordelia exchange insults
• Willow to Xander: what are we going to do?
• Faith: why are you to so mopey?2
• Giles to Xander & Willow: that was a fine thing you did
• And the winner is...

• Cordelia: I do well on standardized tests
• Xander: those tall fuzzy hats aren't cheap
• Willow & Xander play footsie
• Ms Barton dismisses study hall
• Xander: I ate a ton, and I don't feel any diff... never mind
• Willow: Why would anyone want to kiss rocks?

• Cordelia: Why are you guys so hyper?
• Cordelia: you think Buffy has a new honey?
• Xander: a surgeon to remove the British flag
• Giles: Willow, Xander, you can stop your, uh, studying.
• Xander: why don't I alleviate my guilt
• Giles: I assure you, I am in complete control of my Slayer
• Buffy: I don't need an intervention
• Faith: Angel's back? I say I slay
• Xander: knocking Giles out, not Angel's style
• Buffy to Xander: so you just assume Angel did it?
• Gwendolyn: Finally!
• Buffy: are we cool?

• SAT Scores
• Xander: What's classier than bowling?
• Xander to Willow: we're just good friends; can I kiss your earlobe?
• Willow to Xander: it's a de-lusting spell for us
• Xander: where are we?
• Xander: Exemption for impending death situation
• Cordelia: Stay away from me

• BuffY: I'm worried about Faith, too much alone time
• Xander: they burst in without knocking, it's their fault!
• Willow & Buffy: self-indulgent to be spun by love or lack
• Willow: all my stuff has to be for Oz only
• Cordelia meets vamp Xander & vamp Willow
• Vamp Willow: Buffy. Ooo. Scary.
• Vamp Xander: watch this, Watcher
• Willow to the Master: can I play with the puppy?
• Vamp Willow plays with 'Puppy'
• Master: the truly demonic concept of mass production

• Buffy: Angel just bailed. so weird.
• Willow: not everyone worships Santa
• Buffy: Cordelia's reverted to form
• Xander: I'll help you help Angel
• Giles: ancient power known as The First
• Willy: heard a few things from the underground

• Xander: Willow hasn't been with me!
• Mother-daughter bonding
• Xander: everyone expects me to mess up again!
• Snyder: long row of lockers & a man with a key
• Giles: stupid, useless fad!
• Buffy: we don't even know their names!
• Hans & Gerta Strauss show up dead every 50 yrs
• some fairy tales have literal antecedents
• mob rounding up witches for a 'trial'
• Xander: we wanna be part of the hate!

• Ice Shows: big dumb girlie thing?
• Xander: celebrating the birth of the Buff
• Xander: Slayer kryptonite
• Buffy: My special birthday tradition

• Buffy to Xander: maybe you should be fray-adjacent
• Xander: Jimmy Olsen jokes
• Jack to Xander: wanna start something?
• Cordelia: There was no part of that that wasn't fun.
• Xander: what is this cool thing? how do you get it?
• Xander: I'm Car Guy
• Cordelia to Xander: can you say 'expendable'?
• Angel to Xander: best you stay out of harm's way
• Xander: I've done some quality violence for those people
• Xander to Police: just 2 guys rasslin'
• Raising Bob
• Giles: best if you stay out of trouble Xander
• Jack's gang plans the evening's festivities
• Xander: Having a car sure is cool!
• Willow: I love you, Xander
• Wanna be part of the gang, don't you Xander?
• Faith to Xander: I'll steer you around the curves
• Xander: hey, they're not making a cake!
• Xander to Buffy & Angel: bad time?
• Xander: probably should have left out the middle part
• Xander: Note to self: less talk.
• Xander: I don't think I wanna see you on campus anymore Jack
• Willow: no one will know what we did
• Cordelia: What?!

• early admission packets
• Xander: Cordelia's very successful line of hooker wear
• Willow: study jam, my house?
• Buffy's 'Ode to Faith'

• Buffy: Faith doesn't take 'connections' very seriously
• Xander to Faith: thought you might need a friend

• Willow: not some doormat person
• Percy meets Evil Willow
• Xander: Willow, you're a vampire!
• Xander: scary visual place?
• Angel: Willow's dead. Hey Willow. Wait a sec!
• Buffy: should we call Faith?
• Buffy: I have a really bad idea...
• Willow: the signal is me screaming
• Xander: so I'm a bad-ass vamp in your world?

• Giles: Ascension
• Cordelia to Wesley: I'm writing a paper for English...
• Xander: beat the address out of Willy the snitch
• Faith to Buffy: share the fun, that's fair, right?
• Scoobies organize
• Xander: Can you say jailbait? Limey bastard!
• Angel RE Xander: That guy just bugs me
• Xander: Angel's back. I told you so.
• Mage to Giles: My debt to you is repaid in full
• Giles: we have a rogue Slayer on our hands

• Giles: I don't know what's going to happen
• Willow to Percy: finish the reading?
• School Editorial: 'pep rally pseudo-prostitutes'
• Xander: Cordelia's no better looking then the rest
• Oz: Intense. Felt an expression coming on.
• Cordelia: that was an incredible game!
• XANDER: Man, you read my mind.
• Teacher: all have our internal Iagos
• Buffy: God is that all you think about Xander?
• Buffy: there's a killer in the cafeteria
• Oz: School shootings bordering on trendy
• Willow: write neatly & label!
• Xander interrogates 3 girls
• Larry: I'm so out, grandma's fixin me up
• Cordelia: Did the editorial mention the cheerleaders?
• Cordelia: the cheerleaders are so unsung!
• Xander: Rat poison!

• post-high school options
• Buffy: Let's get to work.
• Xander to Cordelia: sour grapes?
• Oz: Nobody like my Willow
• Buffy: we trade. Willow for the box.
• Snyder: why couldn't you be dealing drugs?

• Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
• Xander: it's either Anya or the sock puppet of love
• Of Demons & Prom dresses
• Cordelia: Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes
• Scoobies ID the Hellhound raiser
• Xander to Buffy: good impersonation of an inanimate object
• Buffy: you're going to have a nice, fun, normal evening!
• Cordelia to Xander: Thank you

• Xander: no way I'm getting out of this school alive
• Xander: Guess who our commencement speaker is?
• Teacher: you haven't graduated yet!
• Xander: maybe if I survive the Ascension...
• Xander: meet someone who's been to an Ascension
• Anya: the sane thing to do is run
• Cordelia: Are you going to go to fifth period?
• Xander: I'm sorry I give you barfy feelings
• Buffy: If Angel needs Slayer blood, I'll get it for him
• Xander to Buffy: I don't want to lose you
• Xander: good thing no one ever checked these books out

• Giles: Tea is soothing, I wish to be tense
• Cordelia: I demand an explanation
• Cordelia: But Wesley is Buffy's watcher
• Xander: feed of the girl who loves you to save yourself
• Buffy: I'm ready for war
• Cordelia: a crazier plan?
• Xander: mind numbing fear
• Buffy: what's the Mayor's weakness?
• Wesley: Something I can do?
• Buffy to Angel & Xander: can you 2 work together?
• Willow & Xander rally the troops
• Xander: Angel made it through
• Oz: we survived

• Xander's summer vacation
• Xander's Dadaist pep talk
• Xander: Vampires committing petty larceny?
• Xander: reconnaissance?
• Buffy: my skirt? Mr Gordo? my diary?!?
• Xander: a prank by some tan-less, day-sleeping friends of Buffy's
• Xander: dibs on the rowing machine!
• Giles: I'm ready to back you up
• Xander: so college not so scary?

• Buffy: parents not feeding you anymore?
• Xander: got hit by the Buffinator
• Buffy: need to get out of the basement more
• Kathy: we're like sisters!
• Giles: stopping you from making a terrible mistake
• Buffy: nope, ropes not tight enough
• Giles: Buffy was right

• Giles, my crazy shelving system, the alphabet
• Anya: where is our relationship going?
• Anya: can we talk some more?
• Anya: I like you. Please remove your clothing now.
• Xander: Still more romantic than Faith
• Anya: So I'm over you now
• Xander: Giles is shallow like us!
• Xander: Anya, I don't have time
• Willow: Angel gets the ring, don't fuss

• Xander's pumpkin carving
• Halloween plans
• Oz: post-Parker depression
• Anya to Xander: are we dating?
• Oz bleeds on the decorative frat party pentragram
• Red Riding Hood, James Bond, Joan of Arc & God
• Buffy: lets get to the party part of the party
• bats!
• Hey, I have a neat idea: lets get out of here!
• Willow: I'm not your sidekick!
• Buffy: that is so typical of Xander!
• Xander: for all you dorks care
• Scooby gang back in action
• Gachnar manifests & is mocked
• Anya: Bunnies frighten me

• Xander: my new job as a bartender
• Buffy: Parker & me could get back together, right?
• Xander: Ice water, right. Do you want that on the rocks?
• Xander gets patronized
• Buffy: I'm an idiot
• Another round with the intellectuals
• Neanderthals
• Xander: electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove
• Buffy: Beer? Buffy want beer
• Buffy: Fire bad!
• Xander: geo-political ramifications of being mean to Xander

• Why are we still hanging at the Bronze?
• Giles: I'm down with the new music
• Willow to Xander: need a 'y'-side translator

• Giles: once again, we'll not be needed
• Buffy: taking Willow to a dorm party
• Xander's mom: you boys want punch?
• Xander: Every man faces this moment...
• Harmony & Xander 'fight'
• Harmony: why do men always leave?
• Buffy: Riley's a doof
• Xander: flare if you get in trouble

• Xander: Where am I okay?
• Xander to Anya: you're a strange girlfriend
• Buffy: You didn't bring rolls?
• Xander: Syphilis?
• Willow: Saracasm accomplishes nothing Giles
• Xander: why me?
• Xander: kill vengeance demons
• Spike: Caeser's not saying 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it'
• Anya: Angel's large & glowery, isn't he?
• Xander: that's for giving me syphilis!
• Buffy: Thanksgiving traditions

• Willow drowning sorrows
• Willow: best friends a priority
• Willow: Why doesn't Buffy just marry Spike?
• Willow: you're a demon magnet
• Xander: fruit roll-ups of love
• Anya: it's a Pargo demon! Drowning it's the only way to kill it!
• Buffy: natural immunity to Willow's spell
• finding D'hoffren's portal burn
• Anya: D'Hoffren made me a demon
• Buffy: fight the demon without ruining the foliage
• Willow: I don't want to be a demon
• Willow: baking lifts 30% of guilt

• Anya to Xander: you don't care about me at all
• Spike: Oh, we're not your friends...
• Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days
• Spike: don't see why I have to be tied up
• Xander to Spike: -- You you did this to me.--

• Xander to Spike: big mooch
• Xander to Spike: You're not even kind of naughty
• Xander: dumb jock!
• It's the end of the world. Again.
• Scoobies/Initiative prepare for hunt
• Spike: I'm beyond pathetic
• Spike to Willow & Xander: pity from geeks
• Giles: The Hellmouth. They are going to open the Hellmouth
• Buffy: Why is Spike even here?
• Spike: what, I was helping!
• Xander: so you're one of the commando guys?

• Anya: I'm bored, let's eat.
• Spike: Shocked & disappointed?
• Xander: With bitter enemies we don't give them my lamp.
• Spike: Say good-bye, shed a few tears.
• Giles: take care of this myself
• Xander to Giles: Run for your life!
• Willow: Giles will know...
• Buffy develops a plan

• 3-hand poker
• Anya: Yes, we've enjoyed spanking
• Xander: Riley is OK in an oafish kind of way
• Anya: I support you, go sell more Boost bars
• Xander: I don't think she's coming
• Xander: Maybe you're more a cherry-berry fellow?
• Spike: you're the freaking cavalry, help me!
• Dr Giles ministers to Spike
• Flushed. The tracer's been flushed.
• Buffy: not safe for any of us

• Buffy: It's raining monsters
• Buffy: Initiative has it in for me
• Buffy: I was thinking we'd hide
• Squatting in Xander's dank hole
• Buffy to Riley: Maggie tried to kill me
• Riley: in denial about the Initiative
• Anya: no leading Xander to certain death!
• Xander: grief-filled military goons
• Xander's impressed with the Initiative complex
• Buffy to Xander: military guys & scientists don't make out!
• Project 314
• Riley to Adam: you're not my brother!

• Xander: It's called a blaster... now, if it were called the Orgazmater,
• Adam's studying biology
• Xander: hiding part of the plan?
• Buffy: not leaving Riley down there
• Willow: take down Adam & we'll call it even
• Willow: Adam the performance artist
• Riley: I'll share information
• newsflash: Faith's awake
• Xander: Faith & I have history
• Spike: can't anyone remember I hate you all?

• Faith: guess that's regular justice
• Giles: Watcher's Council retrieval team
• Xander: romantic evening

• Willow: knocked them deader
• Buffy: I've got a fifty on Anya.
• Anya: Let's go have sex now.
• Buffy: not sure we trust our memories
• Buffy: I think Jonathan might be ignoring evidence.
• Buffy: Jonathan, let's go after the monster together
• Giles: don't speak latin in front of the books
• Xander: a spell just to make us think he was cool? that is so cool!
• Xander: world without joy & sunshine!
• Riley: did anyone else feel way too tall?

• Anya to Xander: why don't you take advantage of me?
• Xander: welcome to life with Anya
• Xander: impressive knowledge of reading
• Xander: funny 'back away and avoid eye contact'?
• Spike to Anya: you brought me *here*?
• Spike: who's the puffed-up manly man?
• Xander & Anya break up
• to Spike: Hey, buddy. You look familiar.
• Julie: I'm bad. I'm bad.
• Xander: is every frat on this campus haunted?
• Buffy to Riley: I never wanna go back
• Spike: party's starting to liven up
• Xander: fresh out of superpeople
• Spike: not first choice for heroics
• Xander: I'm going back in
• Giles sings Behind Blue Eyes
• Xander to Giles: naive for a god of accoustic rock
• Mrs Holt's treatment of her kids comes out
• Xander: a ... big burstin' poltergasm.
• Willow: We'll bind the spirits long enough for you to get Riley and Buffy out
• Xander to Anya: what do you feel?
• Buffy: Xander! Don't you knock?
• Xander: willing to offer cash incentives

• Xander: Bad slayer!
• Anya: they probably haven't had time to eviscerate him yet.
• Spike: happen to be seeking monetary gratification
• Xander: Two for one
• Buffy: I'll pull a William Burroughs

• Xander brings Riley clown clothes
• Riley to Xander: not a big Angel fan?
• Xander: Ancient history
• Xander: fine American chipmanship
• Xander: they think I'm a useless lunk
• Buffy: this is crazy!
• Willow to Xander: can the umblical cord stretch that far?
• Xander: just because you're better than us
• Buffy: no prophecy about Chosen One & friends

• Xander: maybe I'll join the army
• Anya to Xander: you're a good person
• Xander: Spike's working for Adam?
• Xander: full of helpful suggestions
• Xander: full of kamikaze spirit
• Willow & Buffy: wonderful Xander!
• Buffy: Now all we have to do is get there
• Buffy: barricade the door behind me.
• Spike: good work team

• Xander: Let the vid-fest begin.
• Xander Dream: Giles: It's all about the journey, isn't it?
• Xander dream: I'm a comfortador also
• Xander Dream: didn't order any vampires
• Xander dream: Giles: Spike's like a son to me
• Xander dream: Buffy: big brother
• Xander dream: Anya: vengeance hobby
• Xander Dream: Giles: Ce n'est pas le temps pour des jeux.
• Xander dream: Snyder: you're a whipping boy
• Xander dream: Xander's Dad: you ashamed of us?

• Xander: that's why we're sidekicks
• Willow: I didn't do it!
• Buffy meets Dracula
• Buffy: Count famous heard of me!
• Riley: Still just a vampire
• Anya: don't tell me you're jealous!
• Dracula: you will be my emissary
• Dracula research
• Buffy to Riley: I'm your girl
• Xander: you cool with that?
• Riley: Okey-Dokey
• Xander: sick of being the butt-monkey!

• Dawn: Xander sees me as a woman
• Anya wins at Life
• Xander: the terrifying Harmony gang
• Xander: the whole enchilada
• Buffy: Harmony has a gang?
• Buffy: can't protect Dawn 24 hrs

• Xander: guess the folks are back
• Xander: my reference, Albert
• Xander: credit check
• Anya: beautiful things I can't have
• Xander: Aggressively bad day
• Xander gets a promotion
• Xander: Buy a Klingon costume
• SuaveXander to Anya: meet me at the apartment. You know the one.
• SuaveXander: It stole my face. We have to find it, and we have to kill it.
• Xander: stuff only we know
• Xander: take my life, please
• Xander: it's all for you
• Anya: I have a list somewhere...
• ScruffyXander vs SuaveXander
• Hey, do you suppose we're both Xander?
• Willow: Candles & pretense
• Xanders: Kill us both spock!
• Xander: I really hate this place
• Anya: just your slave
• Riley: she doesn't love me

• Xander: Yeah, carpentry is pretty cool.
• Xander: I had this friend once...

• Xander: Stay British
• Xander: Shopkeeper's union called

• Xander: Bawdy French Farce
• Anya: birth is a present thing?
• Anya values Xander's patronage
• Buffy to Giles: Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.
• Xander: She's already got one of those
• Giles: profoundly stupid
• Willow to Tara: That's so weird. Your ... whole family.
• Tara: Blind Cadria, work my will upon them all
• We are Family
• testing Tara for demonness

• Riley: sporting chance for vampires
• Riley: We can kill them just as dead in the morning.

• Giles: I'm almost certain you're wrong...
• Xander: Lone Wolf Captain America Riley
• Xander: trying to look up something you never saw and don't know the name of
• Tara: Maybe Glory predates the written word?
• Anya: Are you stupid?
• Giles: I may have overcharged her
• Xander: what kind of action are YOU looking for?
• Why was the big snake afraid of Dawn?

• Willow: dizzy knees from Vamp slayage
• Xander: near-death hijinks
• Anya: frisked like a fluffy lamb
• Riley: don't touch it
• Riley: like a good crime scene
• Xander/Giles: Killer snot monster
• Queller history

• Dawn: Buffy used to chase me
• Anya: Strawberry schnapps tastes like icecream
• Anya: does that mean we can't?
• Christmas chicken feet
• Anya: make fun of the ex-demon!
• vamp dens
• Buffy: back me up or not, I'm going
• Xander: you'll get 'em next time champ
• Xander: not the time for Sexcapades
• Xander takes Buffy to school
• Xander to Anya: I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love.

• Xander: The central republic of Where-In-the-Hell
• Anya: Big Bomb Clock
• Xander: Debris on the Buffy Highway
• Xander: tell us about the killing
• Willow: Tara, who do you think Xander was more mad at? Me or Anya?
• Spike: a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant.
• Spike: holding grudges?
• Xander: the what-do-you-see-in-her look
• Spike: all the blaming of innocent bystanders who got caught up in the mess.
• Spike: paralyzed with not caring very much
• Olaf: Can it be babies?
• Anya: Well, he wasn't a troll when I dated him!
• Xander: insane troll logic

• Xander: Allo, Pip Pip
• Willow: fascists!
• Buffy to Watchers: There isn't gonna be a review.

• Anya: the bigger they are, the faster they stomp
• Buffy: something you need to know
• Dawn to Xander: Did you get into the sugar again?
• Dawn: won't accidentally get exposed to, like, words.
• Buffy: she deserves to know
• Xander: the cool Xan-man
• Buffy: We better check the hospital

• Buffy to Spike: what are we, talking buddies now?
• Anya: I think you hurt Spike's feelings
• Xander: paying for water not a challenge
• Xander: I work hard for that money
• Xander to Buffy: Spike in love with you? it's funnier if it's true!
• Xander: but I'm the one she has a crush on!

• Buffy: Spike wants me, how obscene!
• Xander: I know I'm alive because of the pain
• Buffy: terrify Mr Right with alarming strength
• Buffy to Xander: dancing with you
• Anya: fine Chex craftsmanship
• Xander: some of us like that kind of thing
• April to the scoobies: is Warren here?
• Buffy: had it with super-strong little women
• Robot. definitely robot.
• Anya: it's okay for Xander to say that
• Giles: I like to see Xander squirm
• Xander: too many girls; I miss Oz.
• Giles to Spike: move the hell on
• Buffy: devoted to making one person happy

• Too much to eat at Christmas dinner
• Anya: there IS a Santa Claus
• Tara: I think they're here.
• Willow to Xander: it just happened
• Tara: we should patrol
• Anya: I don't understand!
• Xander blames the wall
• Xander: we help Buffy
• Buffy: I think Dawn's mad at me
• Anya, ever the wordsmith
• Willow: do you want something to eat?
• Xander: Is Dawn still in the bathroom?

• funeral planning
• Buffy: I can't believe Dad hasn't called yet
• Willow: I'm gonna stop by my mom's
• Spike: I liked Joyce; didn't treat me like a freak
• Anya: Sex is about making life

• slumber party at Xander's
• Xander & Anya meet Spike & BuffyBot
• Xander: If I have to see her straddle Spike again...
• Xander: Buffy's friends will do whatever it takes to protect her
• Buffybot: I fight with weapons.
• Buffy: You couldn't tell me apart from a robot!?!
• You do not insult Glory by escaping.
• Buffy: I have to know if Spike gave us up

• Anya: capitalism
• Xander: I'm searching for supportive things
• Willow (re: Tara): She's my everything
• Buffy to Willow: you wouldn't stand a chance!

• Buffy: let's not be here when Glory knocks
• Anya: the cold draft of paralyzing fear
• Giles: What's Spike doing here? Out!
• Anya: Are we there yet?
• Buffy: Just give me a minute!
• Xander: in war, there are rules
• Xander to Spike: those cigarettes'll kill you

• the gang deals with catatonic Buffy
• Spike: Is everyone here very stoned? Ben is Glory!
• Giles: pointless questions
• Spike: This is gonna be worth it
• Xander & Spike visit Doc

• Buffy: I love you all, but I'm sorry.
• Anya: Okay, all in favor of Stopping Glory *BEFORE* the ritual! Suggestions? Ideas?
• Xander: Anya, you wanna marry me?
• Xander: I'm also a swell bowler
• Willow: I could use some courage...
• the glorified brick-layer picks up a spare
• Willow telepaths to Spike: Get up there now!

• Xander: Great googly-moogly, Willow!
• BuffyBot: That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
• Xander: I am a man, and I have a tool.
• BuffyBot: Is my phone manner not correct?
• Anya to Giles: Why are you torturing me?
• Anya: Happy news in hard times is a good thing!
• Xander: Let's apply the brakes and check the rear- and side-view mirrors
• Willow: I had to get that thing, the last spell ingredient
• Anya: want to look at the money? Always calms me...
• Bon Voyage Giles
• Willow: What if Giles is lonely in England?
• Willow: Osiris! Let the warrior of the people cross over!
• Willow: did it work?

• Anya: Less talk, more running away
• Willow: Buffy's really gone!
• Xander: I've been following the North Star...
• Xander: your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?
• Anya to Xander: I knew you weren't dead!
• Xander: I so need male friends
• Willow: Buffy's not coming back. We're it gang.
• Anya to Xander: let's tell them we're engaged!
• Xander: brought Buffy back to life right where we left her
• Razor: Slayer's not looking too good, is she?
• Tara: Nobody messes with my girl

• Xander: don't worry, ladies, I'll get us there just fine
• Dawn: Guys! Back off!
• Anya: all you really need to get over eternal hell experiences
• Spike: I worked beside you all summer, and you didn't tell me!
• Buffy: so what are we killing?
• Anya: Small Bone-Eaters
• Willow: know I'm a poor substitute for Giles
• Xander: you think Willow knew about the consequences?
• Willow: thaumogenesis!
• Buffy to Scoobies: thank you for bringing me back

• Tito: your pipes are shot; you need a full copper re-pipe job
• Buffy: I'm broke?
• Anya: start charging for slaying vampires
• Anya: When are you going to grow up, Xander?
• Anya: Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat!
• Buffy to Dawn: you do research now?
• Willow: a decent throwin' out

• Construction Worker Buffy
• Buffy: I can't help where the forces of darkness attack me

• Anya: post-holiday clearance. The cornerstone of retail
• Xander: I'm gonna marry that girl.
• Dawn: Can I try your engagement ring on?
• Buffy: caught us with our parties down
• Buffy: You're getting married! You!
• Dawn: sleeping over at Janice's
• Giles: down payment on a house
• Giles: Rupert is a great baby name
• Xander: Air. Sweet mother oxygen.
• Giles: that was Janice's mother on the phone
• Anya: obscenely muscular male strippers

• Did anyone burst into song last night?
• SONG: I've got a theory
• It's not just us (they got the mustard out!)
• you'll never beleive what happend at school today!
• Xander: I bet Willow & Tara aren't even working
• Anya: Will you still make me waffles after we're married?
• SONG: I'll Never Tell
• Giles you gotta stop this!
• Giles: Buffy's going alone
• SONG: Walk through the Fire
• Xander: does this mean I have to be your queen?
• SONG: Where Do We Go From Here

• Willow: we wrecked Heaven for Buffy
• Giles: something to tell you all
• Who are you people?
• Joan/Buffy: monsters are real! Did we know this?
• Joan/Buffy: I'm like a super-hero or something!
• Joan/Buffy: I've got a plan
• everyone gets their memories back

• xander: a little old-fashioned state-of-the-art hacker action
• Anya: we all know Tara up and left you
• Buffy: let's definitely not leave Amy home alone
• Buffy: we can't assume that everybody's getting seduced...
• Anya: Lame?

• Anya: cocktail dresses or burlap with blood larva?
• Buffy: who are we to get all judgey?

• Spike: Pet? Sweetheart? My little goldilocks?
• Doris Kroger, from Social Services
• Xander to Invisible Buffy: Have you been feeling ignored?
• Xander: Rhymes with ... 'blinvisible'?
• Willow investigates the invisibility blast site
• Anya: an unpleasant tactile experience
• Spike to Xander: gotta keep fit for the killing
• Xander & Anya on the answering machine

• Willow: nerd natural habitat
• Anya: workers are the tools that shape America
• Scoobies visit Buffy at work
• Buffy: cut way back on the cat
• Halfrek: I am here to tear this man apart
• Buffy: emergency meeting & this is what I get?
• Dawn: Buffy's gonna have crap jobs her entire life
• Anya: I'm opposed to saving $ with demon meat; surprise you?

• Dawn: I'm sleeping over at Janice's
• Anya: share the joy of our groove thing
• Tara to Willow: I'm glad you're doing better
• Research: Rwasundi temporal disturbance demons

• Xander to Willow: okay if Tara comes?
• Anya, Xander, Willow: Sorry Dawn, no time
• Anya to Buffy: we invited a attractive single man
• Tara: Richard is cute, don't you think Spike?
• Anya to Dawn: Buffy's making a grown-up friend
• Dawn & Xander give their gifts
• Clem: Poker's weird without the kittens
• Richard: we gotta be at work in a few minutes
• Dawn: being stuck here with me, that would really suck, huh?
• Buffy: Dawn's so angry
• Willow: I didn't get rid of quite *everything*
• Buffy: that was the demon I killed 2 nights ago
• Xander to Anya: you're just freaking out, it's normal
• Tara to Anya: back off! Willow's not doing magic
• Anya to Dawn: how you could steal from the store?
• Buffy's birthday bash is officially over

• Xander: Wedding, one week!
• Anya: we'll have our perfect, perfect day if I have to kill everyone
• Dawn: Agent Finn returns
• making demon-tracking plans
• Anya: our wedding is not our marriage
• Sam: it was nice meeting you all

• morning at Xander's apartment
• Buffy to Xander: You and Anya give me hope.
• Old man to Xander: I'm you. I'm you from the future.
• Mr. Harris' Toast
• Xander's visions of wedded life with Anya
• Willow to Xander: You're getting married!
• Xander to Anya: I'm not ready. I'm sorry.

• Xander: I messed up real bad
• Spike: know a good thing when you've got it
• Xander & Spike hunt the Glargabullgashmanick
• Xander: been a part of the Buffy Obsession too
• Buffy to Joyce: Thank you. Good-bye.

• Anya: Congratulations,Xander, on being honest now!
• Anya tries to provoke anti-Xander wishes
• Warren: is that the cam in the Magic Box?
• Xander: You let that evil, soulless thing touch you

• Buffy to Xander: none of your business.
• Xander: Chicken of the Sea here's not doing great with the women these days
• Warren's recreational use of the orbs
• Xander & Willow find Buffy
• Xander: He won't be much good without his friends
• Warren comes back with a gun

• paramedics arrive
• Xander: Willow. God, are you okay?
• Willow: (re: bullet) It's so small
• Buffy to Willow: we don't kill humans!
• Dawn: I didn't want to leave her alone
• Buffy: We can't control the universe
• Anya: I'll help. But I'm helping Willow
• Willow to Warren: I think you need to know what a bullet feels like

• Buffy: Whatever Willow's going through, we have to stop her
• Xander & Jonathan: just Willow
• retreat to the Magic Box
• Andrew: you can be the leader, just tell me what to do
• Anya to Xander: It's your lucky day, I can't hurt you
• Willow: you boys like magic, don't you?
• Jonathan: put down the sword, Andrew

• Dawn to Xander: feeling sorry for yourself isn't helping
• the fireball lands
• Anya: end of the world worse
• Xander to Willow: I love crayon-breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow

• Buffy to Dawn: You're going to be late for the first day!
• Xander: So school's back in session, huh?
• Final manifest spirit showdown

• Xander drives Buffy & Dawn to school
• meet Nancy
• Buffy to Spike: not so much with the crazy, I like it.
• Buffy deploys the troops
• Nancy to Xander: I'm hitting on you
• the gang interrupts Anya working
• Anya to Spike: how did you do it?
• Xander to Anya: sooner of later, that excuse stops working
• Ronnie gets skewered

• Willow: welcome home, me
• Dawn: is anyone gonna blame Willow?
• Xander: maybe Willow *is* back, afterall...
• Insane in the basement (Xander & Buffy's perspective)
• Insane in the basement (Spike's perspective)
• Buffy: Dawn knows about viscera. Makes you proud.
• Spike: I'm insane. What's his excuse?
• Xander: I was hoping it'd be dark and dank.
• Dawn gets a taste of Gnarl's paralyzing fingernails
• the amazing poseable Dawn
• Anya: Buffy killed the demon. It was gross.

• Buffy: an educational outing to the funeral home
• Xander: controlling magic is like controlling a hammer
• investigating Cassie
• interogatting Cassie's dad
• Cassie: thanks for trying, but it's no use
• Cassie's last prophecy

• Xander: Vengeance is not Anya anymore
• hunting spider demons
• Buffy: I have to kill Anya.
• Anya to Buffy: any friends you haven't tried to kill?
• Mrs. Anya Lame-Ass-Made-Up-Maiden-Name Harris
• Anya: I wanna take it back.
• Anya: My whole life, I've just clung to whatever came along.

• Xander to Spike: that closet is your room now
• Cheerleading Tryouts Redux
• Dawn: It isn't a crush. It's love. I love RJ
• Buffy: What is that shirt made of? Paint?
• RJ to Buffy: But, you're like a teacher!
• Dawn to Buffy: you were the one I trusted
• Xander: good times!
• Xander: RJ's brother had everyone kissing his ring back in high school
• Xander to Willow: much time before what?
• Buffy: I've got a principal to kill!
• Anya: we're not responsible morally or you know legally...

• Xander: Spike's probably out creaturing
• Buffy: How was your night, Spike?
• Anya: forget it, Harris! I'm not Spike-sitting!
• Xander to Spike: you're not going out
• Buffy: to understand the Evil, have to get close to Spike

• Anya: shouldn't we stab Spike through the chest?
• Willow runs into Andrew buying blood
• Good cop / bad cop
• Good cop/ bad cop, part 2
• Trigger mechanisms and sleeper agents
• post-battle realizations

• Joyce appears to Buffy
• finding the satanic manhole cover
• Andrew: It's like Wonder Woman 297-299
• Willow's locator spell goes awry
• Giles & the Potentials arrive
• Andrew: so, how long have you followed Buffy?
• Willow to Buffy: I'm sorry for letting you down
• Andrew: went over the dark side, but just to pick up a few things
• Buffy: from now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out

• Potentials pajama party
• Giles suggests Beljoxa's Eye
• Buffy releases Andrew
• Buffy: Hello? We're friendly! And we have eyes...
• Eve: thanks for the slumber party!
• Potentials panic
• dealing out the weapons
• Buffy: time to split up
• Rona: You call this a safe location?
• Buffy: Welcome to Thunderdome

• Willow: there's a potential slayer living in Sunnydale
• Willow does the potential-seeking spell
• Xander to Dawn: you could be the next Slayer!
• Willow, Anya & Xander discover Dawn is missing
• Dawn to Amanda: this is your battle, you can do it
• Xander to Dawn: they'll never know how hard it is

• Giles to Buffy: please be safe while I'm gone
• Willow: the man that I killed
• Andrew: do we know some British guy named Robson?
• Anya: a teenager, a powerless former demon, and two big geeks
• Giles: a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation

• Xander: Wanna have coffee with me later?
• pre-date conversations
• Xander's date
• Lissa: just wanted to get to know you. and kill you.
• Xander: so, how's *your* date going?
• Xander: gay me up

• Buffy's everyone sucks but me speech
• shadow-casters
• the gang makes a plan
• Willow: this could take awhile...

• Andrew: morning in command central Sunnydale
• Xander and Anya Interview Number 1
• Anya to Xander: I think maybe we're really over.

• Giles to Spike: The Prokaryote stone will move within your mind

• Xander's dream
• Buffy: I'm tired of talking, tied of training, we're going
• Xander: You gotta trust Buffy. She's earned it.
• Showdown at the Evil Vineyard

• Xander: I might need a parrot.
• Welcome home Xander
• Dawn to Buffy: You can't be a part of it. So I need you to leave.

• parliamentary procedure?
• Faith: I?m your leader. I go first, I make the rules, you follow
• Spike: You sad, sad, ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?
• Andrew: I feel used and violated? and I need a lozenge.
• Anya to Xander: of course I'm jealous

• Andrew: I've been keeping morale up.
• Amanda: I think we got punished
• Willow: so it's true. Scythe matters.
• Xander: when a cow gets old and loses an eye...
• Dawn: I don't leave crossbows around. Not since Miss Kitty Fantastico...
• Dawn to Xander: sorry I'm loopy. Someone chloroformed me.

• Dawn to Buffy: dumbass
• Buffy: the scythe makes julienne preacher
• Giles to Buffy: I think your plan is bloody brilliant
• Andrew: You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.
• deployment at Sunnydale High
• Andrew: proud to die fo this very special cause with you guys
• Giles: The earth is definitely doomed.
• Xander: greenhouse effect
• everybody out!
• Andrew: Anya died saving my life
• we changed the world