Buffy

• Joyce: think positive, try not to get kicked out
• Mr Flutie: Welcome to Sunnydale, you get a clean slate... whoa!
• Xander meets Buffy
• Cordelia to Buffy: test of your coolness factor
• Cordelia: You should come by the Bronze
• Buffy: I'm *way* sure I'm not looking for a 'VAMPYR' book
• Buffy introduces herself to Willow
• Xander: what do you for fun, what do you look for in a man?
• Cordelia: gym was canceled due to the *extreme* dead guy
• Giles: You are the Slayer!
• Buffy preps for her first evening at the Bronze
• Buffy meets Angel
• Buffy advises Willow: seize the moment
• Buffy: this guy, dark & gorgeous in an annoying way, told me the Harvest is coming
• Buffy: that guy, he's a vamp; carbon dated outfit
• Cordelia: what is your childhood trauma?
• Buffy to Xander: is there anyone who doesn't know I'm the Slayer?
• Buffy: actually, there's just the hard way
• Luke: I'll see if I can handle the little girl

• Xander: we're having a *talk* with vampires in it!
• Giles: One girl in all the world, a Chosen One
• Buffy: God, I am so mentally challenged!
• Xander: We saddle up, right?
• Mr. Flutie: No one leaves campus during school hours!
• Buffy to Angel: your Cryptic Wise Man act
• Xander: I couldn't sit at home and do nothing
• Xander: What else works for vampire slayage?
• Jesse: they said I was the bait
• Jesse: I feel good, I can hear the worms
• Xander: I don't like vampires
• Buffy: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
• Joyce: You're not going anywhere
• Buffy to Luke: You didn't think I'd miss this, did you?
• Giles: The earth is doomed

• Giles: the cult of cheerleading
• Xander to Buffy: a good-luck in try-outs bracelet
• Amy: I train with my mom 6 hours a day
• Willow: that girl's on fire!
• Buffy to Xander & Willow: I don't like putting you in danger
• Buffy to Joyce: your platitudes are good for all occasions
• Amy: My mom's nickname was 'Catherine the Great'
• Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins
• Amy: How many more hours can I practice?
• Joyce to herself: Great parenting form! Little shaky on the dismount.
• Xander to Willow: I gotta be a man and ask Buffy out
• Cordelia: I can't see anything!
• Giles: Why would someone want to harm Cordelia?
• Xander's library records show books on witch-craft
• Xander: We're right behind you, only... further back.
• Buffy: Macho, macho, man! I want to be a macho man
• Buffy: Did I do that?
• Buffy: You're my Xander-shaped friend!
• Giles: this is a bloodstone vengeance spell
• Catherine: She said I was wasting my youth. So she took it.
• Catherine: I'm going to put you where you can't make trouble again!
• Joyce to Buffy: I don't get it; I'm not 16, so I *can't* get it
• Amy: My dad is *so* impossible! I love it.
• Amy: I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling words

• Xander daydreams about saving Buffy
• Buffy lists ways that ants communicate
• Buffy: Destructo Girl. That's me.
• Xander: work with me here, giving Blayne a visual
• Angel to Buffy: you're cold
• Buffy: The Fork Guy is coming?
• Buffy: Cryptic Guy said Fork Guy is coming
• Buffy: the torment of bright, sunny, beautiful
• Xander: Dr Gregory is missing
• Buffy: Praying Mantis' solitary beause they're 'bug-ugly'?
• Willow: I don't want surprises in my hot dogs
• Buffy on what older women see in younger men
• Willow: why would anyone want to hurt Dr. Gregory?
• Giles: promise me you wont do anything rash?
• Buffy: I lied, I'm a bad person, let's move on
• Mr. Flutie: You have to heal! Now!
• Buffy: where are the books on bugs?
• Buffy: Natalie's fashion sense screams predator
• Giles: One assumes Willow's computer invasion is entirely legal?
• Xander to Buffy: Natalie's not a bug, you're just jealous
• Natalie to Xander: Martini?
• Willow: No, see? I like Xander's head!
• crazy Carlyle gives Giles the she-mantis scoop via phone
• meet little old lady Natalie French
• Willow: what do we do now?
• Buffy: Fork guy is better than radar
• Xander: Can I just say one thing? help!
• Buffy: bat sonar makes your nervous system go to Hell
• Angel: my jacket looks better on you

• Giles to Buffy: poor technique, prioritzing, sub-par
• Buffy: Slayer: 2 points, Watcher: 0
• Buffy to Owen: I *love* books
• Willow: Owen reads Emily Dickinson?
• Xander: new vampire sect in town, bringing in much needed tourist dollars
• Buffy: Boy, Cordelia's hips are wider than I thought!
• Buffy to Giles: bad calculations, not tonight! I have a date!
• Giles: 90% of the vampire slayer game is waiting
• Buffy: I'm a slayer, ask me how!
• Buffy: I'm a big, hideous, dateless monster
• Owen to Buffy: pick you up at 7?
• Giles: Buffy is the strangest girl
• Buffy preps for her date with Owen
• Buffy: Giles, why do you wanna hurt me?
• Buffy: A cranky slayer is a careless Slayer
• Owen to Buffy: It's like you're 2 people
• Cordelia to Owen: when you're ready for the big leagues, let me know
• Buffy: I almost feel like a girl
• Cordelia (seeing Angel for the first time): hello, salty goodness!
• Angel to Buffy: You're here on a date?
• Xander: The Sunnydale Funeral Home would be a cool place for a double date
• Buffy: Owen! You can't be here!
• Giles: I was more than a match for them. I hid.
• Giles: your brought a date to slay vampires?
• Buffy: barricade the door
• Buffy: You killed my date!
• Xander to Buffy: you need a guy who already knows your deepest darkest secrets
• owen: never thought nearly getting killed would make me feel so alive!
• Giles: my father gave me a very tiresome speech about responsibility & sacrfice

• Tor to Buffy: wonder why nobody cool hangs with you?
• Xander: You missed the Zebras mating
• Xander: every school's got its mean kids
• Willow: he makes my head go all tingley
• Buffy: and the award for weird behavoir goes to
• Buffy: Great, it's the winged monkeys
• Giles: Right, that's enough training for one day
• Mr. Flutie: Meet our new mascot, Herbert the fierce Razorback
• Xander to Willow: won't have to look at your pasty face again
• Willow: there must be something wrong with me
• Buffy to Giles: I can't believe you're trying to Scully me!
• Buffy: Hyenas, the schmoes of the animal kingdom
• Xander to Buffy: Guess who just got mean
• Buffy; Xander tried his hand at felony sexual assault
• Buffy: the pack ate Principal Flutie?
• chatting with the Zookeeper
• Buffy: don't play with your food
• the end of the zookeeper
• Xander: nobody messes with my Willow

• Willow: What about Angel?
• Xander: stop this crazy whirligig of fun!
• Angel: Good dogs don't bite
• Buffy to Angel: you're the mystery guy, you tell me
• Joyce: Nice meeting you Angel
• Angel: I'll take the floor
• Buffy: I'm the Chosen One, what's your excuse?
• Xander: Wake up and smell the seduction!
• Giles: you encountered the Three (warrior vampires)
• Buffy: Quarterstaff? I'm not fighting Fryer Tuck!
• Buffy: You read my diary? That is *not* OK!
• Angel: I'm older than you & this can't ever...
• Giles: A vampire isn't a person at all
• Willow: On a scale of 1 to 10, Angel *is* a good vampire
• Willow: Boy talk or studying?
• Darla to Angel: Welcome home
• Joyce: the teachers really *do* care in this town
• Buffy resolves to kill Angel
• Angel explains the curse
• Buffy to Darla: you are looking a little worn around the eyes
• Xander: the post-fumigation party
• Xander: I'm not threatened, don't need to watch
• Angel: I just gotta walk away from this

• Scanning books
• Willow: I met someone
• Buffy: Aren't you rushing into this?
• Buffy to Xander: check out jealous man!
• Buffy to Willow: this isn't like you
• Buffy: Can e-mail be traced?
• Giles: Computers fill me with childlike terror
• Xander has CRD lab knowledge
• Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.
• Buffy nearly gets electrocuted
• Giles: the scanner read the Moloch book!
• Xander: Suicide with a little help?
• Moloch is bound
• Willow: I think it's time we broke up
• Buffy: Let's face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.

• Buffy: Annual Talentless Show
• Buffy: Dummies give me the wig
• Willow: a dramatic scene
• Buffy: Horny dummy, ha, ha
• What killed Emily?
• Sid to Buffy: leave Morgan alone
• everything points to Morgan
• Snyder: I'll figure out what's oigng on sooner or later
• Joyce: how's it going with the talent show?
• Buffy: Sid attacked me
• Xander keeps Sid company
• Snyder: it's not safe to be here alone
• Sid's story
• Buffy: Horny dummy thing isn't an act, huh?
• Willow: Morgan had brain cancer
• Sid: And now for the big finish
• Willow Xander & Buffy perform Oedipus

• Buffy would rather go to school that have Master nightmares
• Willow to Buffy: so do you see your dad a lot?
• Xander; Don't you know Cordelia's the center of the universe?
• Ms. Tishler's tight sweater interferes with Xander's active listening
• Joyce: Your father adores you
• Willow: I don't like spiders, okay?
• Wendell: I love spiders
• Buffy utterly fails her history test
• Laura: my attacker said 'Lucky Nineteen'
• Doctor: the first victim's still in a coma
• Giles: I can't read!
• Hank to Buffy: I sure thought you'd turn out differently
• Buffy: Are you Billy Palmer?
• Billy: he said it was my fault
• Master: A dream is a wish your heart makes
• Giles: my nightmare is Buffy dying, me failing to protect her
• Unmasking the Ugly Man
• Xander: I mean, if you wanna label me heroic...
• Buffy: My day was fine. You know, usual.

• Cordelia: mentals like Buffy
• Willow: remember the 6th grade field trip?
• Willow diverts Snyder with a rumors of litigation
• Xander: Scoobies get homework now?
• Harmony is pushed
• The invisible girl theory
• Giles: you might have to work on your listening skills
• Have a nice summer
• Cordelia: Help me Buffy! This is all about me!
• Cordelia: Marcie's way eviler than me!
• Cordelia: Being popular beats being feeling alone by yourself
• Marcie: I'm gonna give you a face no one will ever forget
• Giles avoids mentioning Angel, tells Buffy a janitor saved them
• Cordelia: Thank you

• Buffy: I have to meet my terrible fate
• Willow: Nerds are still in, right?
• Buffy to Xander: I don't think of you that way
• Buffy: I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
• Buffy to Joyce: Must be nice to have your whole life ahead of you
• Willow: I thought I could take anything
• Buffy: Maybe I'll die fighting the Master. Maybe I'll take him with me.
• Master to Buffy: Welcome
• Xander to Buffy: Welcome back
• Buffy: I flunked the written
• Willow: Buffy died? Harsh!
• Buffy: We saved the world, I say we party

• Buffy's timing really doesn't suck
• Giles: I must consult my books
• Buffy: I'm ready
• Xander: we're your bosom friends!
• Buffy dreams Giles turns into the Master and tries to kill her
• Angel: I missed you
• Joyce: any chance you'd tell me what was wrong?
• Xander: not everything's about kissing; some stuff's about groping
• Cordelia: The Three Musketeers
• Cordelia: what's up with Buffy?
• Buffy to Angel: could you get over yourself for a second?
• Buffy does the infamous sexy dance with Xander
• Cordelia: campaigning for bitch-of-the-year?
• Giles: Buffy may simply have 'issues'
• Buffy: I go to the Bronze and save the day
• Angel to Buffy: why are you ridin' me?
• Vampire: Cordelia couldn't make it
• Xander to Buffy: I officially don't care what your issues are
• Buffy tortures a vamp
• Buffy works out her issues
• Buffy: I don't think I can face Xander & Willow
• Xander: already ground our enemies into talcum powder; minature golf tonight?

• Buffy to Angel: Jealous of Xander?
• Buffy: I wish people wouldn't leave open graves laying around
• Giles works on his pick-up lines
• Giles: Grave robbing? That's new. Interesting.
• Buffy: Bat Signal
• Xander: so, we dig up graves tonight? BYO shovel
• Willow: Love makes you do the wacky
• Willow: Daryl Epps was Chris's older brother
• Willow: so are we hoping to find a body or no body?
• Angel: we found some parts
• Giles: I cannot condone this unauthorized search
• Xander: People want the dream, the unattainable, the more attractive
• Jenny to Giles: why don't we discuss it at the game?
• Buffy: anybody who cats dead girls into pieces doesn't get the benefit of a doubt
• Buffy to Chris: what you're doing is wrong
• Darly to Cordelia: we can be together!
• Angel admits being jealous of Xander

• Snyder: this principal isn't your pal
• Buffy: think other slayers had to go to highschool?
• Buffy: my cream rinse is neither creamy nor rinsey
• Joyce: I don't want to be disappointed in you again
• Willow: Bronze tonight?
• Giles: Saturday is the night of St. Vigeous.
• Buffy: Sheila just went for more paint
• Buffy: La vache... doit me... touche... de la... jeudi
• 'studying' at the Bronze
• Buffy to Spike: who are you?
• Angel: Spike doesn't stop till everything in his path is dead
• Cordelia: does Buffy really need this many stakes?
• Buffy: Lemonade needs sugar?
• Cordelia to Buffy: You look a little slagged
• Snyder to Joyce: I'm afraid we need to talk
• Snyder: It's a gang on PCP
• Sheila: Sorry I'm late
• Joyce to Spike: get the hell away from my daughter!
• Joyce: I'll sleep better knowing you're brave & resourceful in a crisis

• Buffy: Hosting a foreign exchange student is the Ueber-suck
• Xander: God's gift to the bell curve
• Buffy: I don't always use violence, do I?
• Xander: classy sunnydale bus depot
• Buffy: Can I be the Overlooked One?
• Xander: Willow's my best friend, I don't think about her lips
• Buffy: want to live somewhere without evil curses
• Xander: the old translate ancient seal come on
• Willow: So, Ampata. You're a girl.
• Ampata to Buffy: I want a normal life, just like you!
• Giles to Amapata: translate this for our archeology club?
• Willow: I can wait for Xander to date every other girl or get on with my life
• Ampata: the seal must be destroyed!
• Buffy: Bad plan! I have other plans, dance plans, cancelled plans.
• Ampata: you remind me of the sacraficed Inca Princess
• Buffy: I can translate American salivating boy talk
• Buffy & Giles figure out who Ampata is
• Buffy to Giles: you have to get a grownup car!
• Buffy: I have to stop Xander before he gets smoochy with Mummy Dearest
• Willow: Oh. Good. Xander!
• Xander to Ampata: Want life? You have to take mine.
• Buffy to Xander: I had you to bring me back

• Buffy, Xander & Willow watch Hindi TV
• Buffy: surroundsound dreams of Angel
• Giles: and don't think pouting is going to get to me
• Xander: what a long day!
• Tom to Buffy: save me from a dull fate?
• Giles to Buffy: I won't pull punches
• Angel: What are you sayin', you wanna have a date?
• Cordelia: I'm *not* being shallow!
• Xander: frying pan, fire, you know what I'm sayin'?
• Willow to Buffy: you lied to Giles!
• Cordelia: your duty to help me achieve permanent prosperity
• Cordelia: all the rich people!
• Tom: drunken louts vs sober louts
• Buffy: I'm tired of being mature
• Tom: Buffy & Cordelia are for The One we serve
• Cordelia: Why'd I ever let you talk me into coming here?
• Buffy stops Machida's sacrifice
• Giles: 'let that be a lesson' is redundant
• Xander: does every conversation have to be about Angel?
• Angel: I hear they serve coffee here

• Buffy: dates are things normal girls have
• Buffy, Xander & Willow 'volunteer' for the Halloween saftey program
• Buffy: Halloween is dead for the undead
• Xander: a black eye heals, but cowardice has shelf life
• Buffy: Cordelia was drooling in Angel's cappuccino
• Buffy: Ms. Calendar said you were a babe
• Willow: 1775 noble women have circus freak waists
• Cordelia: Angel's a vampire? The cuddly carebear-with-fangs kind?
• Buffy: Halloween is come as you aren't night
• Xander: call me the $2 costume king
• Buffy finds her dress at Ethan's shop
• Willow & Buffy dress for Halloween
• Snyder: don't speak to the children
• Willow: ohmigod, I'm a real ghost!
• Willow: she couldn't have dressed up like Xena?
• Cordelia to Willow: and you went mental when?
• Buffy: I'm a proper lady, I wasn't meant to understand things!
• Xander: Angel, take the princess, catwoman, you're with me
• Cordelia: Angel is a good vampire
• Buffy to Spike: Hi honey, I'm home.
• Xander: never gonna get between those two
• Angel: girls back then, incredibly dull.

• Buffy: Angel might have other plans
• Xander: if Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna know
• Ford: finishing my senior year at Sunnydale High
• Ford: I know all your darkest secrets
• Buffy to Angel: you drink non blood things?
• Angel meets Ford
• Ford: so that was your boyfriend?
• Ford: I know you're the Slayer
• Willow: coffee makes me jumpy
• Buffy to Giles: Go have fun, I'll try not to have a crisis
• Giles: miss the nitro-burning funny cars?
• Jenny: we should read up on Drusilla
• Buffy to Angel: I love you. I don't know if I trust you.
• Willow: ours is a forbidden love
• Chanterelle: Will the vamps bless us?
• Ford: no one gets out of here alive
• Buffy: let everyone out or Dru fits in an ashtray
• Buffy to Giles: lie to me

• Giles: must we have this noise?
• Playing 'Anywhere But Here'
• Buffy: What's on tap tonight?
• a bit of schlub on your shoe
• Buffy: All's well that ends with cute ER doctors
• Angel: Everybody knows it's blood delivery day
• Buffy: Tardiness is Giles' 8th deadly sin
• Giles: Nothing's wrong, see you Monday
• Buffy: anyone noticed anything strange about Giles lately?
• Ethan: honesty is one of my virtues
• Buffy: What's the Mark of Eyghon?
• Ethan to Giles: Hello Ripper
• Giles to Jenny: It'll be alright
• Giles: stay out of this Buffy
• Cordelia: what can I do? I care about Giles too!
• Eyghon research
• Buffy: don't worry, this is what we do
• Giles: I fell in with the worst crowd that would have me
• Ethan: came to protect me? I'm touched!
• Ethan to Buffy: I've voted you into the Eyghon club
• Angel: had a demon inside me just waitin' for a good fight
• Willow: don't think I could handle Watcher stress
• Buffy: Who would've thought grown-ups were people too?

• Xander: suck all the spontaniety out of being young & stupid?
• High risk, sub-minimum wage & sealed in fate
• Buffy: Rest in peace?
• Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids
• Xander: future prison guard?
• Giles: numbingly pompous Watcher's Diaries
• Buffy: why don't you find someone else to be Slayer? Oh, right...
• Buffy: you act like I picked this gig
• Buffy: Note to self: religion: freaky.
• Giles: Du Lac. Oh dear, oh dear.
• Buffy: Decoder ring?
• Xander: But Ho-Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process!
• Buffy to Angel: I didn't even notice you were still vamp-face
• Order of Taraka back-story
• Oz RE Buffy: that is a tense person
• Kendra: I am Kendra! De Vampire Slayer!

• Kendra: Dere is but one Slayer, and I am she
• Giles: Buffy was physically dead, causing Kendra to be called
• Kendra: I saw you kissing a vampire
• Willy: Think I'd let my buddy Angel fry?
• There's a Slayer handbook?
• Buffy: Maybe Kendra could take over my Slayer duties?
• Willow: Oz is expressing computer nerd solidarity, not checking me out
• Oz gets shot
• Kendra meets Xander
• Buffy: What's up with you and bug people, Xander?
• Buffy: nobody messes with my boyfriend!
• Buffy to Kendra: My emotions are total assets
• Kendra: It is procedure
• Spike to Buffy: Don't feel too bad for Angel
• Kendra/Buffy: two Slayers, no waiting
• Spike to Buffy: I'd rather be fightin' you anyway
• Buffy sees Kendra off

• Xander: The Captain and Tennille
• Buffy: I love it when things are quiet around here
• Xander: better than playing naughty stewardess?
• Joyce: Buffy, this is Ted
• Buffy to Joyce: smooching new people in my kitchen
• Ted: *we* want you to be OK with this
• Giles: don't usually beat vamps into a bloody pulp
• Giles: the subtext is rapidly becoming text
• Xander: having parental issues much?
• Buffy: well sure if you're gonna use wisdom
• Willow: we call her 'Book-cracker Buffy'!
• Ted: none of that malarkey in my house!
• Joyce: Ted said no such thing!
• Buffy to Willow: investigate Ted for me
• Co-worker: Nobody beats Ted 'The Machine'
• Buffy: Are you two engaged?
• Buffy: Here, Vampires...
• Buffy 'kills' Ted
• Detective Stein interrogates Buffy
• Buffy: He was a person, and I killed him.
• Buffy: I didn't mean to hurt him.
• Ted: Beg to differ
• Ted: Husband and wife is forever.
• Buffy: I guess we're 'Thelma and Louise'ing it again
• Buffy: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!
• Buffy: what is it with grownups these days?

• Joyce: You're just too young to wear that!
• Meet Lyle Gorch
• Joyce: A little responsibility is all I ask!
• Willow gives Buffy her 'baby' (egg)
• Giles: that was *before* the Gorches became vampires
• Buffy: not like we're helpless slaves to passion!
• Willow to Xander: You boiled your young?
• Cordelia to Xander: we should check some closets
• Buffy: when I look into the future, all I see is you
• Buffy: my egg went postal on me
• Joyce: you're grounded!
• Cordelia: It's an egg, Buffy, it doesn't emote
• Xander to his egg: sorry, Junior, but a man's gotta eat
• Xander: last time Cordy dragged me into a closet...
• Buffy: Giles picked a helluva time to get a life!
• Lyle: I told you this weren't over
• Lyle to Buffy: This is all *your* fault!
• Joyce: you're not to leave your room at any time! clear?

• Buffy: saying good-bye is getting harder
• Willow: you actually said 'I like you at bedtime?'
• Bufy: any sparkage with Oz?
• Xander: couldn't you just say 'we'd be in trouble'?
• Buffy: it's Angel, so maxi-wig
• Buffy: responsible, mature, levelheaded licensed driver
• Giles: I'll read up on Drusilla
• Buffy: manly in an obsessive-compulsive kind of way
• Buffy: Sacred duty, yada yada yada
• Buffy on Dalton's klepto issues
• Surprise!
• Xander: the gift for the Slayer who has everything
• Angel: have to get the arm someplace remote
• Angel gives Buffy a claddagh ring
• Judge research
• Giles: well, um, actually, that's quite a good plan
• Angel: Take me instead of her!
• Angel: I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop.

• Joyce: So, did you have fun last night?
• Scoobies reconvene
• Angelus to Buffy: really you were a pro
• Angelus: your boyfriend is dead.
• Giles: something must have triggered Angell's transformation
• Jenny: I was sent to watch you
• Buffy: (re Angelus) I know what I have to do
• Giles to Jenny: Buffy said get out
• Buffy: I'll handle the Smurf
• The Judge: (re rocket launcher) What's that do?
• Cordelia: pick up the pieces? Our job sucks!
• Buffy to Angelus: give me time
• Giles to Buffy: No guilt-trips; all you get is my support & respect
• Buffy: (re birthday candle) let it burn

• Willow: I want smoochies!
• Buffy: goin on 2 minutes without Angel thoughts
• Willow: Xander's number: 1800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho
• Cordelia: it was awful. Daddy just had the care detailed.
• Giles: Werewolves, one of the classics
• Willow: meek little girlie-girl like the rest of us
• Buffy: In other words, your typical male
• Buffy gets the scoop on lovers lane gossip
• Meet Cain, werewolf hunter (mein furrier)
• Cain: People for the Ethical Treatment of Werewolves
• werewolf hunt mobilization
• Willow: aggressive behavoir, violent incidents
• Buffy to Willow: maybe you need to make the first move
• Buffy: So how'd it go with Larry?
• Xander: you can't blame yourself for every death
• Xander: Oh, no, my life's not too complicated
• Buffy: we can all have a good cry about it later
• Willow: Oz said he was going through changes
• Cain: no ones man enough to kill Sunnydale's monsters
• Larry: Hey Xander, thanks, I owe you.
• Buffy to Xander: Willow dating Oz is not up to you

• Xander to Buffy: will Cordelia like this necklace?
• Willow: My boyfriend's in the band!
• Buffy on Valentine's Day
• Giles re Angelus' Valentine day activities: no need for details
• Buffy to Giles: not the time to be Mr Protective
• Giles: Angel nails a puppy to the...
• Buffy to Xander: play your cards right, and you might get that lap dance...
• Xander: Buffy, don't open that raincoat!
• Buffy: a slight case of nudity
• Buffy to Xander: there might be hope for you yet

• Xander: A visit from the pointed-tooth fairy
• Cordelia: I invited Angel into my car once!
• Buffy: What am I gonna tell my mom?
• Giles: mustn't let Angel get to you
• Bufy to Joyce: don't invite Angel in
• Willow: You're still the only thing he thinks about
• Buffy to Jenny: Giles misses you
• Willow: Ira Rosenberg's only daughter
• Cordelia: no fish in your aquarium?
• Angelus to Joyce: Buffy tell you about us?
• Joyce: Was he the first?
• Xander: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Angelus: whatever happened to wooden stakes?
• Buffy to Giles: Are you trying to get yourself killed?!
• Giles: I've buried too many people...

• Willow: Buffy you're sick, you can't patrol
• Xander to Angelus: Take a walk overbite
• delirious Buffy doesn't want a hospital stay
• Buffy to Dr: thanks for having me, bye!
• Get-well gifts for Buffy
• Buffy: kid said he saw Death
• Buffy: It wasn't Backer. He was clean.
• Joyce: looks like I interrupted a secret meeting
• Willow: Xander I used to play doctor
• Buffy: too bad Angel didn't put me in the hospital sooner
• Cordelia: It's called Der Kindestod
• willow: Buffy, your plan is crazy!
• Buffy: I thought I might try violence
• Xander: Your mom's Bogarting the chips!

• Buffy: Not seeing anybody. Ever again, actually.
• Willow: OK, the Angel thing went badly
• Buffy: You just went OJ on your girlfriend!
• Snyder: I saw JFK. I'm a truth seeker.
• Xander: 'something weird', isn't that our school motto?
• Xander: I was accosted by a locker monster
• Giles: I am clearly right & you are clearly wrong
• Buffy: Giles misses Jenny. He can't think.
• Xander: The quality of mercy is not Buffy.
• Giles: To forgive is an act of compassion Buffy
• Buffy & Angelus channel James & Ms. Newman
• Buffy: I don't understand why she would forgive him

• Cameron discourses on the sea
• Jonathan gets picked on
• Cameron to Buffy: You broke my nose!
• Coach Marin to Buffy: try to dress more appropriately
• Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol?
• Cordelia: I think I've lost all will to cheerlead
• Buffy: my sex appeal is on the fritz today
• Angelus to Gage: I'm recruiting
• Xander: I'm under cover (not under much!)
• Buffy: Is Jonathon involved?
• Xander: steroid abuse linked with 'hey, I'm a fish'?
• Buffy: I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet
• Coach Marin: Boys have other needs
• Buffy: just what my reputation needs
• Buffy: Those boys really love their coach
• Xander: meetin' some of the guys for plasma transfusions

• Buffy: you don't have to patrol with me Xander
• Xander's fishstick theater
• Buffy: one final I might actually pass
• Xander will teach 'Zee language of Love'
• Snyder: this isn't an orgy people!
• Buffy: when am I ever gonna need chemistry, history,math,english?
• Buffy & Willow recover Jenny's spell
• Xander: Who cares if we can restore his soul? Angel's a killer.
• Buffy: Willow! Where did you learn that word!
• Buffy imitates Kendra: very dark power about to rise
• Scoobies plan to prevent Acatha's awakening
• Buffy: maybe I'll have to take finals forever?
• Los Angeles, 1996: Buffy is called
• Los Angeles, 1996: Scenes from Joyce & Hank's marriage
• Kendra gives Buffy Mr Pointy
• Angelus to Buffy: you fall for it every single time

• Officer to Buffy: you have the right to remain silent
• Xander & Willow at the hospital
• Buffy meets Whistler
• Spike: I wanna save the world
• Buffy: I'm in a rock band with Spike
• Buffy: Mom... I'm a Vampire Slayer
• Willow: sorry I didn't cure Angel
• Spike proposes a deal
• Joyce: you walk out, don't even *think* about coming back
• Snyder: you're expelled
• Whistler: Angel's the key
• Buffy: Hello, lover.
• Buffy to Angelus: save me a seat in Hell
• Angelus: No weapons, no friends, no hope. What's left?
• Angel: Where are we? What's happening?

• Angel: I'll never leave, not even if you kill me
• Meet Ricky & Lily
• Lily remembers Buffy
• Buffy meets Ken
• Lily: You help people, that's who you are, right?
• Buffy to Lily: we should split up
• Lily: but... Ricky takes care of me
• Buffy to Nurse: Candidate for what?
• Buffy: I just suck at undercover
• Ken: what is Hell but the absence of Hope
• Buffy: I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?
• Buffy: Lily... You can handle this
• Ken: That... was not... permitted.
• Buffy's impression of Ghandi
• Lily: Can I be 'Anne'?

• Joyce to Buffy: are you going out?
• Buffy: all fun & games until somebody loses an eye
• Buffy: Nighthawk?
• Buffy: What if Giles is mad at me?
• What I did over my summer vacation
• Snyder: the nearly physical sensation of pleasure
• Buffy: private school? how about home schooling?
• Meet Pat, from the book club
• Joyce: let's invite everyone for dinner
• Buffy: thanks for stopping by & dying
• Joyce: why so secret? You're a superhero, no?
• Buffy: Welcome to the Hellmouth Petting Zoo
• Buffy: love art talk as much as the next
• Pat: no more flights of fancy, right?
• Buffy to Willow: so we're cool?
• Xander: great to have the Buffster back
• Willow: you were my best friend
• talking about it isn't helping...
• Buffy: Hey Pat! Made you look.
• Joyce: So, is this a typical day at the office?

• Buffy's picnic
• BuffY: girlie stuff: date, shop, save the world
• Joyce to Snynder: I think Buffy is trying to say: Nyah nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah
• Buffy to Giles: you know it embarrasses me when you gush
• Buffy: Angel got the pointy end of the sword
• Buffy: credit just for speaking English, right?
• Buffy: Hello, my life, how I've missed you
• Buffy: I just don't think I'm ready
• Buffy: that guy doesn't thrive on sunshine
• Buffy: I have to go
• Cordelia: they're probably just making out
• Buffy: sometimes I crave a nonfat yogurt
• Faith: meet the infamous Buff & compare notes
• Oz: what's your position on werewolves
• Faith RE Giles: If I'd known they came *that* young and cute...
• Buffy: great, we can patrol, also together
• Buffy: next time I kill Angel, I'll video it
• Faith: Scott's a cutie. He seeing anybody?
• Buffy: I'm getting single-white-femaled here
• Faith to Buffy: think you take me?
• Buffy to Faith: What is wrong with you?
• Giles: I'll contact Faith's watcher
• Kissing toast? Taquitos? Khaki trousers? Kakistos!
• Scott: I got you a little present
• Buffy: you got the 'moving on' part, how about 'dealing'?
• Faith panics
• Kakistos: you need a bigger stake
• Buffy: Faith came through in the end
• Buffy: I kissed him... and I killed him
• Scott: I'm in
• Buffy: goodbye

• Buffy: so far Scott doesn't seem to be a Hell Beast
• Scott: just stopped you to say 'Hey'
• Oz is Oz pretty much full-time
• Buffy: don't worry, we're pre-posy
• Buffy: I have to see the school counselor today
• Buffy Summers, reporting for sanity
• Oz wants to bail on the upsetting conversation
• Buffy to Faith: came to give you the night off
• Buffy: If Angel came back, what would he be like?
• Willow: it wasn't conclusive
• Pete: Scotty liking the manic-depressive chick
• Buffy to Platt: I need to talk to someone
• Oz is off the hook
• Giles: what do Jeff Orking & Platt have in common?
• Debbie: it's not Pete's fault, I make him crazy
• Willow: I think we broke her
• Mr Science was doing a Jekyll/Hyde deal
• Scott: you never know what's inside a person

• Cordelia: Did Scott not ask her to Homecoming yet?
• Buffy: someone I can count on
• Scott: I'm really sorry
• Faith to Buffy: you've got some quality rage going
• Ms. Moran: Were you absent a lot?
• Willow: Didn't Cordelia tell you about senior pictures?
• Buffy: you've awakened the Prom queen within
• Buffy's campaign staff defects to Cordelia
• Giles: seems like a lot of fuss over a title
• Scott: for what it's worth you have my vote
• Buffy to Willow: I want 15 minutes with Cordelia's db
• Buffy & Cordelia exchange insults
• Mr. Trick: have a nice death
• Buffy to Jungle Bob: who's in this little game?
• Cordelia: I'm never gonna get the chance to tell Xander I love him!
• Buffy: All I wanted twas to be Homecoming Queen
• Cordelia: those animals!
• Buffy: Cor & I spent some quality death time together
• And the winner is...

• Giles helps Buffy study for the SATs
• Buffy: I broke my No. 2 pencil
• Willow: Oz is the non-grad with the highest SATs
• Cordelia: I do well on standardized tests
• Buffy: I'm supervised 24-7
• Xander: those tall fuzzy hats aren't cheap
• Buffy: the best moms let their daughters drive
• Buffy: Giles, slay-study double feature
• Buffy: you ran out of new training ideas a week ago, huh?
• Buffy: mom wants me home tonight...
• Angel: I'm getting stronger
• Joyce: you made us into your alibis
• Cordelia: B.X., Before Xander
• Ms Barton dismisses study hall
• Joyce: Do you think she noticed anything?
• Willow: Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
• Snyder: there are some foxy ladies here tonight!
• Willow: they're acting like a bunch of teenagers
• Buffy: Giles at 16? Ticking Time Bomb Guy
• Buffy: it's gotta be the candy!
• Giles to Buffy: leave your mum alone & sod off
• Buffy: Ethan Rayne
• Buffy: Look. A box full of farm-fresh chicken
• Willow: Oh. Lurconis eats babies.
• Buffy to Joyce: *Never* tell me why you have handcuffs
• Buffy: Giles I need grownups!
• fighting Lurconis
• Giles: Was that the math or the verbal?
• Buffy: I got to you 2 before you *did* something

• Cordelia: you think Buffy has a new honey?
• Gwendolyn Post, Mrs. Your new Watcher.
• Gwendolyn to Giles: you've become a bit too... American
• Buffy: Interesting lady. Can we kill her?
• Buffy: you think they make a patch for this?
• Buffy to Faith: hard for me to talk about Angel
• Buffy: What am I doing? What are *you* doing?
• Buffy: I don't need an intervention
• Giles: you have no respect for me
• Willow: secrets are good!
• Buffy: try and kill Lagos as a peace offering to Giles
• Buffy to Willow: what makes you think secret stuff is sexy?
• Buffy to Xander: so you just assume Angel did it?
• Buffy: I can't let you stake Angel Faith
• Gwendolyn: Finally!
• Buffy: are we cool?
• Giles: the Council swears there was a memo
• Faith: *I'm* on my side, and that's enough.

• SAT Scores
• Giles: with scores like these Buffy...
• Buffy: Angel & I are just friends now
• Joyce: you belong at a good old-fashioned college
• Angel: as a friend, I think you should leave
• Cordelia: was Willow messing with magic?
• Joyce: I overreacted before
• Spike to Angel: you're not invited!
• Spike: I think I'm sobering up
• Angel: lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't care
• Spike: I may be love's bitch...
• Spike, Buffy & Angel fight Lenny's vamp gang
• Spike: a decent spot of violence puts things in perspective
• Buffy to Willow: prepare for groveling
• Buffy to Angel: I'm not coming back

• Willow: Not Nerf. Knife!
• Buffy: if you guys hadn't been here...
• Buffy: dead vamps, no fuss, no muss
• BuffY: I'm worried about Faith, too much alone time
• Xander: they burst in without knocking, it's their fault!
• Willow & Buffy: self-indulgent to be spun by love or lack
• Buffy: Cordelia, look out!
• Buffy: wish for a better world; I have to live in this one
• Buffy: Master? might as well kill him while I'm here
• Angel: I waited for you... my destiny

• Buffy to Angel: Christmas shopping?
• Buffy: Angel just bailed. so weird.
• Willow: not everyone worships Santa
• Buffy: Cordelia's reverted to form
• Joyce: Let's invite Faith for Christmas. Not Giles though!
• Faith: Mom send you to invite me?
• Buffy: I'm not seeing Angel anymore
• Xander: I'll help you help Angel
• Willow: don't know how to make Oz trust me
• Giles: ancient power known as The First
• Willy: heard a few things from the underground
• Joyce: Angel's on top?
• Buffy to Faith: I'm glad you came
• Evil: taste Buffy, think of the peace
• Buffy to Faith: stay with Mom in case he comes back
• Buffy: find me something to pummel
• Evil: Angel will be dead by sunrise
• Angel to Buffy: let me be strong, let me die

• Joyce: maybe slaying is something we can share?
• Buffy to Joyce: I'll take care of everything
• Buffy: someone with a soul did this?
• Buffy: loophole in the 'Slayers don't kill people' rule?
• Mother-daughter bonding
• Joyce: I called everyone I know
• Roy: people like him gotta learn a lesson
• Cordelia: hang with freaks & losers, expect badness
• Xander: everyone expects me to mess up again!
• Willow: I do doodle
• Snyder: long row of lockers & a man with a key
• Giles: they're confiscating my books!
• Snyder: the smell of desperate librarian in the morning
• Joyce: Does your slaying make Sunnydale getting better?
• Angel: people are even talk to *me* about this
• Angel: there are things worth fighting for
• Buffy: we don't even know their names!
• Hans & Gerta Strauss show up dead every 50 yrs
• some fairy tales have literal antecedents
• mob rounding up witches for a 'trial'
• Joyce: wanted a normal daughter, got a Slayer
• Amy: I'll give you a witch!
• Joyce: what kind of mother would I be?
• Buffy: this is my fault
• Buffy: Cordelia, put out the fire!
• Buffy: Not as convincing in that outfit
• Buffy: maybe we should get Amy a wheel thingie?

• Buffy:no satisfaction in the personal sense
• Angel: date with your father, right?
• Giles: I would appreciate your glib-free attention
• Buffy: I hate being the good one.
• Giles: do try to concentrate
• Vampire: I'll kill you for that
• Buffy: My game has left the country!
• Ice Shows: big dumb girlie thing?
• Xander: celebrating the birth of the Buff
• Joyce: your dad can't take time off right now
• Buffy: take your Slayer to the iceshow?
• Buffy: how's Amy the rat doing?
• Cordelia: rebound, look it up!
• Buffy: I throw knives like... like a girl
• Xander: Slayer kryptonite
• Willow: what if you don't get Slayer powers back?
• Angel: I saw you called
• Buffy: help me, somebody please
• Buffy to GIles: touch me & I'll kill you
• Buffy: If I was full strength, I'd be punning
• Quentin: you're fired Giles
• Buffy: My special birthday tradition

• Buffy: good work with the clouding spell
• Giles: these are new & improved
• Buffy to Xander: maybe you should be fray-adjacent
• Willow: Occassionally I'm callous & strange
• Giles: Sisterhood of Jhe
• Buffy: I need my Willow
• Xander: I'm Car Guy
• of earthquakes, jelly donuts & Xander
• Willy: thinkin' about how to spend my last night on Earth
• Xander to Buffy & Angel: bad time?
• Willow: no one will know what we did

• Buffy: I love Xander... just don't *love* Xander
• Buffy: Hey, Miss Attention Span!
• early admission packets
• Willow: study jam, my house?
• Giles: Wesley's not evil in the strictest sense...
• Wesley: didn't get this job because of my looks
• Faith: New Watcher? Screw that
• Faith: why let Wesley take the fun out of slaying?
• Buffy: Wait. Stop. Think!
• Faith: tell me you don't get off on this!
• Buffy: that's one word, 3 times
• Giles: feel just sick about not helping Wesley
• Buffy's 'Ode to Faith'
• Faith & Buffy to vamp nest: rise & shine!
• Angel meets Wesley
• Faith: Want. Take. Have.
• Joyce: what did you & Faith do last night?
• Willow: aromatic protection spell
• Buffy to Willow: We'll hang out later, right?
• Faith kills Allan
• Angel: they have Giles
• Faith to Buffy: I don't need your help

• Buffy: not really our jurisdiction, is it?
• Faith: gonna rat me out?
• Willow: I'm late, gotta go...
• Faith: not looking to hug & cry & learn & grow
• Faith: we're warriors, built to kill
• Detective Stein: better if you come clean
• Willow to Buffy: not cool enough for you cause don't kill things?
• Faith rats Buffy out to Giles
• Buffy: Faith doesn't take 'connections' very seriously
• Giles: the mayor is obviously up to something
• Buffy: Faith needs our help now
• Buffy: we're on her side
• Willow: maybe she belongs behind bars?
• Buffy to Wesley: still got your ticket home?
• Faith: we *are* the law
• Faith: bet part of you even dug psycho Angel
• Buffy: I'm not gonna give up on Faith

• Willow: Florist means crazy?
• Willow: floating pencils is all about emotional control
• Buffy: Faith's had it rough
• Willow: hate the way Snyder bullies people
• Faith & Wesley return from the Council's evaluation
• Willow: not some doormat person
• Xander: Willow, you're a vampire!
• Xander: scary visual place?
• Angel: Willow's dead. Hey Willow. Wait a sec!
• Buffy: should we call Faith?
• Willow: what will we do with the other me?
• Willow: that's me as a vamp? I'm so evil & skanky!
• Buffy: I have a really bad idea...
• Willow: the signal is me screaming
• Willow: Can't kill Evil Willow
• Percy arrives bearing an apple

• Angel: a long time since my last movie date
• Faith: Check out the lust bunnies
• Demon: Want cash for books
• Giles: Ascension
• Buffy: Faith makes Godot look punctual
• Xander: beat the address out of Willy the snitch
• Giles: any self-respecting demon...
• Faith to Buffy: share the fun, that's fair, right?
• Buffy to Willow: It's nothing. Alright, it's Faith.
• Scoobies organize
• 'Angelus': never thanked you for sending me to hell
• Faith: This is supposed to be my town
• Faith: not ready to kill me, become me
• Giles: we have a rogue Slayer on our hands
• Angel: You still my girl?

• Buffy: scabby demons with no mouths
• Giles: I don't know what's going to happen
• Buffy: the fake Angel thing for nothing?
• Buffy: Maybe Angel wasn't tempted...
• Buffy: everybody who isn't currently Buffy
• Giles: infect w/ an aspect of the demon
• School Editorial: 'pep rally pseudo-prostitutes'
• WILLOW: Was it a boy demon?
• Buffy: This things in me, and I can't stop it
• Angel: I'll love you even if you're covered in slime
• Cordelia: that was an incredible game!
• XANDER: Man, you read my mind.
• Buffy: Is the aspect thing? better than a tail!
• Teacher: all have our internal Iagos
• Angel: can't read my mind. next time just ask.
• Buffy: God is that all you think about Xander?
• Buffy: there's a killer in the cafeteria
• Buffy to Joyce: you had sex with Giles?!?!
• Cordelia: the cheerleaders are so unsung!
• Jonathan: I came up here to kill myself
• Xander: Rat poison!
• Buffy: we talked, he fed me a demon heart
• Buffy: what am I, Saint Buffy?
• Buffy to Giles: with my MOTHER!

• Buffy to Angel: you never take me anywhere new
• Buffy: Can't decide about school right now...
• post-high school options
• Buffy: I want to leave Sunnydale
• Buffy: proactive with pep?
• Buffy: Let's get to work.
• Buffy: we trade. Willow for the box.
• Mayor to Angel: strange taste in women
• The Tale of the Mayor & Edna May
• Snyder: why couldn't you be dealing drugs?
• Willow vandalizes Volumes 1-5 of the Books of Ascension
• Willow: UC Sunnydate, class of 2003
• Buffy to Angel: Stupid evil Mayor, we'll be okay

• Buffy to Angel: your place really isn't girl-friendly
• Buffy: I have the kick dress
• Of Demons & Prom dresses
• Angel to Buffy: you deserve more than this freak show
• Buffy: I can't breathe, Will
• Scoobies ID the Hellhound raiser
• Xander to Buffy: good impersonation of an inanimate object
• Buffy: you're going to have a nice, fun, normal evening!
• Buffy: over the 'Buffy gets one perfect high school moment'
• Giles: I understand this sort of thing requires ice cream?
• Tucker: wait till my babies see the mirror ball
• Buffy: Devil dogs are history
• Angel: Dance with me?

• Willow: I'm gonna miss Harmony!
• Xander: Guess who our commencement speaker is?
• Buffy: recognize Faith's brush work on murdered prof
• Xander: meet someone who's been to an Ascension
• Mayor: So, this is the inner sanctum
• Buffy to Joyce: I can't do this & worry about you
• Angel: not my best entrance
• Angel: Just because I'm not acting like a brat...
• Giles: In his demon form, he can be killed.
• Angel: It's poison. I can feel it.
• Buffy: no more orders from the Council
• Buffy: If Angel needs Slayer blood, I'll get it for him
• Xander to Buffy: I don't want to lose you
• Faith to Buffy: Ready to cut loose?
• Faith: you did it. you killed me.

• Buffy: drink me
• Buffy & Faith dream: take what you need
• Buffy: I'm ready for war
• Cordelia: a crazier plan?
• Xander: mind numbing fear
• Buffy: what's the Mayor's weakness?
• Wesley: Something I can do?
• Buffy to Angel & Xander: can you 2 work together?
• Giles: suppose it should be me to stoke the library
• Angel: I'm just going to go
• The Mayor gives his graduation speech
• Buffy: Want Faith's knife back?
• Xander: Angel made it through
• Giles to Buffy: you did well
• Oz: we survived

• Buffy: I'm psyched about college
• Buffy is bombarded with flyers
• Buffy: I'm all for spurty knowledge
• Buffy: Oh no, line for boyfriends is probably really long now
• Oz, big man on campus
• Willow: Giles is a slacker now
• Buffy: did you explain about Hawaii to Xander?
• Buffy: I hope it's a funny aneurysm
• Buffy meets Riley (and drops books on him)
• Kathy: this whole year is going to be super fun!
• Professor Reegert: You are sucking energy
• Riley: Oh yeah, Buffy, Willow's friend
• Buffy to Eddie: glad I'm not the only confused person on campus
• Buffy to Willow: thanks, mom
• Giles: this is, uh, Olivia
• Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
• Giles: Officially you no longer have a watcher
• Buffy: Eddie, I was afraid something had happened to you
• Sunday: misconceptions about college
• Buffy: you filled my room with packing crates
• Xander's summer vacation
• Xander's Dadaist pep talk
• Xander: reconnaissance?
• Buffy: my skirt? Mr Gordo? my diary?!?
• Buffy to Sunday: you made one mistake?
• Xander: a prank by some tan-less, day-sleeping friends of Buffy's
• Buffy dusts Sunday
• Giles: I'm ready to back you up
• Xander: so college not so scary?

• Kathy: this song is super fun!
• Buffy to Willow: we're women up to a challenge!
• Kathy: I decided to come along!
• Buffy: still 'ick' from last time recapturing your youth
• Buffy: I invited the whole dorm to patrol
• Buffy: the new Buffy, kinder, gentler
• Parker introduces himself
• Buffy: parents not feeding you anymore?
• Xander: got hit by the Buffinator
• Buffy: need to get out of the basement more
• Kathy: we're like sisters!
• Kathy: Eww! Who left their gum here?
• Buffy's soul sucking dream
• Buffy: you guys do the brain thing
• Buffy: thanks for stopping by
• Kathy: you're spoiled Buffy
• Buffy to Oz RE Kathy: Something has to be done!
• Buffy: I'm going to bed.
• Buffy: Kathy's evil. I have to kill her.
• Willow: Kill her? Don't you think you could just switch rooms, or something?
• Giles: stopping you from making a terrible mistake
• Buffy: nope, ropes not tight enough
• Buffy to Kathy: we need to talk
• Willow moves in to Buffy's dorm room

• Buffy: don't want to crowd Parker
• Parker: Carpe Diem
• Parker: dark & brooding, give me love
• Buffy: Harmony. Neck. Paler. Angry Puppy.
• Buffy: let's having a meaningful talk instead
• Buffy: Harmony? You lose a bet Spike?
• Buffy: Dru dump you again?
• Giles: Gem of Amara?
• Parker: Did you & Spike used to date?
• Buffy: making a choice
• Parker: I'll call you
• Buffy: I'm an adult now...
• Giles: Gem may exist after all
• Buffy: It was nice. He's going to call.
• Buffy to Parker: did I do something wrong?
• Spike: Gem of Amara, Official Sponsor of my killing you
• Spike: so you let Parker take a poke?
• Willow: Angel gets the ring, don't fuss
• Buffy: He's manipulative & shallow & why doesn't he want me?

• Xander's pumpkin carving
• Halloween plans
• Kid to Buffy: what the hell is wrong with you, lady?
• Willow: wicca skills
• Buffy: I forgot to be hungry
• Giles: creatures of the night find Halloween too crass
• Riley gives Buffy a pep talk
• Buffy: paved right over memory lane, huh?
• Buffy: is there a pattern here?
• Red Riding Hood, James Bond, Joan of Arc & God
• Buffy: If I were Abbott & Costello...
• Buffy: lets get to the party part of the party
• bats!
• Hey, I have a neat idea: lets get out of here!
• Willow: telling us to run away & leave you behind?
• Willow: I'm not your sidekick!
• Buffy: that is so typical of Xander!
• Broken-neck guy to Buffy: you're not alone anymore
• Xander: for all you dorks care
• Scooby gang back in action
• Gachnar manifests & is mocked
• Buffy: no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate
• Giles: actual size

• Buffy day dreams of saving Parker
• Xander: my new job as a bartender
• Buffy: Parker & me could get back together, right?
• Buffy bumps into Riley
• Buffy: I'm an idiot
• we have a strict policy against you leaving
• Buffy chugs with the pseudo-intellectuals
• Buffy: suffering from a bad night of badness
• Buffy: yeah I'm okay. why wouldn't I be?
• Another round with the intellectuals
• Buffy: Beer? Buffy want beer
• Buffy: Fire bad!
• Xander: geo-political ramifications of being mean to Xander

• Spike: Big Bad is back
• Why are we still hanging at the Bronze?
• Giles: I'm down with the new music
• Willow: Veruca's playing tonight
• Walsh: smart work on the paper topic Summers
• Buffy to Willow: Oz loves you
• Walsh: I was attached by wild dogs
• Buffy to Giles: lucky for you, people may be in danger
• Buffy to Oz: don't remember another wolf?
• Riley: not worth hurting yourself over
• Buffy to Willow: can I get you chocolate?
• Buffy: good time for your trademark stoicism
• Buffy: throw you off the scent
• Buffy to Giles: how are they going to deal?

• Buffy: taking Willow to a dorm party
• Willow: ballpoints can be tricky
• Walsh RE Buffy: I like her
• Riley: chapter 9 reading?
• Buffy: Riley's a doof
• Buffy: Tonight I kill Spike
• Xander: flare if you get in trouble
• Buffy to Riley: who died & made you John Wayne?
• Buffy: contain this!
• Riley: you would have been fascinated

• Buffy: making a difference

• Doyle: Maybe Angel's over Buffy?

• Buffy: not at all village people

• Cordelia: this is us, leaving you & Angel alone

• Thanksgiving: ritual sacrifice with pie

• Angel: I was in the neighborhood - skulking

• Anya: soon Xander will be sweating
• Xander: Where am I okay?

• Buffy: jonesing for another heartbreaking sewer talk

• Buffy: beneath Sunnydale? mostly sewers full of demons.
• Willow: lucky moms getting dirty laundry
• Buffy: I should have you guys over for Thanksgiving

• Buffy: I'm so glad we didn't logic ourselves out of this
• Cordy: you can't have Angel & save the world
• Buffy: you hurt my boyfriend!

• Willow & Buffy at the crime scene
• Buffy: riot at Ralph's

• Buffy: I'll never forget, I'll never forget

• Buffy to Giles: you're the patriarch
• Willow: churn our own butter?
• Buffy to Riley: where'd you come from?
• Riley: going home for Thanksgiving
• Hus: avenging spirit
• Giles: bloody colonials
• Giles: catch the 'killed innocent people' part?
• Willow: shouldn't we be helping Hus?
• Buffy: You didn't bring rolls?
• Xander: Syphilis?
• Xander: why me?
• Xander: kill vengeance demons
• Buffy: bickering & confusion
• Spike: help me
• Spike: come to you in friendship
• Spike: Caeser's not saying 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it'
• Spike: know what happens to non-feeding vampires?
• Buffy: you have casinos now!
• Spike: I apologize!
• Spike: You made a bear!
• Buffy: Thanksgiving traditions

• Riley: yes, I am a lesbian
• Riley: was that a practice conversation?
• Buffy: real love hand in hand with pain & fighting
• Spike: human, 2 eyes each
• Spike: Giles, make her stop!
• Spike: any ninny can see that!
• Willow: Oz is gone
• Buffy: Cars & Buffy are un-mixy things
• Willow: your apples are turning brown
• Willow drowning sorrows
• Willow: Amy's a normal girl, then she's a rat
• Buffy: sorry, duty thing
• Spike: let me in! fix me!
• Buffy to Spike: I got a whole bunch of stones
• Buffy: dying for a good slay
• Spike: just say 'yes'
• Giles: something horribly wrong
• Spike: gonna get it... gonna get it...
• Buffy to Giles: will you give me away
• Spike: where would Angel like to register?
• Spike: like you're my father-in-law, in'nt?
• Riley: I'm gonna go away and be...away
• Giles: cure me... tomorrow?
• Buffy: smear a little red paint
• Spike: whereas 'Buffy' gives it classic elegance
• Buffy: natural immunity to Willow's spell
• finding D'hoffren's portal burn
• Anya: D'Hoffren made me a demon
• Buffy: fight the demon without ruining the foliage
• Willow: I don't want to be a demon
• Willow: let this harmful spell be broken
• Willow: baking lifts 30% of guilt
• Spike: not the one who wanted
• Buffy: I loved him, we were betrothed!
• Riley: teach me

• Buffy's dream
• Buffy: fortune favors the brave
• Willow: Wanna blessed bees
• Buffy RE Riley: talk, all talk
• Riley & Buffy: are you okay?
• Riley: we need to talk

• Riley to Buffy: not the only one who's been less than honest
• Willow: Aftershock party
• Buffy: last time we had an earthquake
• Buffy: death, carnage, Buffy party
• Willow to Buffy: Percy called me a nerd
• Forrest: All temperature Buffy
• It's the end of the world. Again.
• Buffy: freaky cereal boxes of death
• Riley: demon that size by yourself?
• Buffy to Riley: it's doomed
• Scoobies/Initiative prepare for hunt
• Riley to Buffy: this you-me thing
• Giles: The Hellmouth. They are going to open the Hellmouth
• Buffy: Why is Spike even here?
• Buffy: I'm going in
• Xander: so you're one of the commando guys?
• Buffy to Riley: not the end of the world

• Surprise!
• Giles meets Riley
• Walsh: poke them with a sharp stick
• Buffy to Riley: hefty resume? It's no big, really.
• Riley to Buffy: let's go all out
• Willow: you should always have a new boyfriend
• Willow: Giles is feeling neglected
• Willow: Giles will know...
• Xander: nobody's cooler than Giles in a crisis
• Willow: ugh, and hey, mucous!
• Buffy develops a plan
• Buffy: I'm going, and I'm letting YOU come along
• Buffy: what did you do to him?
• Buffy: is this real silver?
• Buffy to Giles: only one THAT annoyed with me
• MPs take Ethan
• Riley to Buffy: really strong, no one giving you orders
• Giles to Buffy: keep your eyes open

• Buffy neutralizes the Initiative patrol in 28 seconds
• Willow to Buffy: distractions
• Buffy enters the Initiative
• Walsh: you'll have to eat those papers when you're done
• Walsh: behavior modification
• Walsh: Don't pick that up.
• Willow: scooby corps evening?
• Willow: questions you should ask before you enlist
• Riley: Mother wants us
• Any questions? (sigh) Buffy.
• Buffy: Guess Walsh hates me now
• Buffy & Riley put on a double feature for Prof. Walsh
• Buffy: never know what to expect
• Riley: work worth doing
• Riley: I'll let you ask the questions
• Buffy & Willow: out all night
• Buffy to Walsh: not crazy about raccoons?
• Buffy: Possible SHT? Make it a definite.
• Walsh to Riley: Buffy's dead
• Buffy: not safe for any of us

• Buffy: It's raining monsters
• Spike to Buffy: bleeding tragic taste in men
• Buffy: Initiative has it in for me
• Buffy: I was thinking we'd hide
• Squatting in Xander's dank hole
• Buffy to Riley: Maggie tried to kill me
• Riley: That's Hostile 17!
• Riley: in denial about the Initiative
• Buffy: scenes from my parents' marriage?
• Buffy: I'll just have to make it work with Riley
• Buffy: yummi sushi pajamas
• Riley to Buffy: Maggie's dead, happy now?
• A visit to Willy's Place
• Riley: what's happening to me?
• Riley: maybe I'm the bad guy
• Anya: no leading Xander to certain death!
• Xander: grief-filled military goons
• Xander's impressed with the Initiative complex
• Buffy to Xander: military guys & scientists don't make out!
• Project 314
• Forrest: we take care of our own
• Buffy: everything Riley's ever believed in has been taken away

• Buffy & Faith making a dream bed
• Xander: It's called a blaster... now, if it were called the Orgazmater,
• Giles to Buffy: are you alright?
• Buffy: can't do anything to help Riley
• Faith's dream picnic with the Mayor
• Adam's studying biology
• Xander: hiding part of the plan?
• Buffy: not leaving Riley down there
• Riley: giant skewer through the rib cage
• Willow: take down Adam & we'll call it even
• Buffy: we can handle whatever comes
• Riley to Buffy: just knowing you cared
• Riley: give me an order
• Buffy: looking for brain washy chips
• Buffy: I'm here for you
• Riley: I'll share information
• newsflash: Faith's awake
• Buffy: vagued up the story for Riley
• Buffy: outta Dodge post hasty
• Faith: payback
• Riley:What exactly did Faith do to you?
• Faith to Joyce: Buffy was over us a long time ago
• Buffy to Faith: going for the boyfriend again?

• Buffy:I have to go home! She's with my mother.
• Weatherby to Buffy: should have killed you while asleep
• Collins: sorry Smithy
• Buffy to Giles: I'm Buffy!
• Willow: Tara, this is Buffy, only really this time.
• Faith: you're nothing
• Buffy to Riley: you slept with her

• Jonathan: sounds like you could use my help
• Jonathan: here's the plan
• Buffy: I don't think that was my best
• Jonathan to Spike: you'll be instant soup mix
• eating the technicolor food of strongness?
• Riley: just need a few pointers
• Buffy: Faith's like poison, acid, a bomb
• Buffy: Maybe I have been blaming Riley
• Buffy: I've got a fifty on Anya.
• Buffy to Riley: I know
• Jonathan: Tell me what hurt you Karen.
• Buffy: Jonathan seemed a little scared.
• What did this to Tara?
• Buffy: strange that Jonathan fights better than the Slayer
• Buffy: not sure we trust our memories
• Riley: follow Buffy's lead
• Buffy: I think Jonathan might be ignoring evidence.
• Buffy: Jonathan, let's go after the monster together
• Jonathan to Spike: enough of the creepy small talk
• Buffy: Fall down there and be dead for a while.
• Buffy: I remember this. This good.
• Riley: did anyone else feel way too tall?
• Jonathan: complicated but worth it
• Buffy: glad we talked this out

• Buffy: you get Fang, I'll get Horny.
• Buffy & Riley: we'll tell Giles first thing tomorrow morning
• Adam's bridging the gap between demon races
• Giles: college in the Mesozoic era
• Graham: And *I'm* the one who got a D in covert ops.
• Buffy to Riley: I never wanna go back
• Buffy: Xander! Don't you knock?
• Xander: willing to offer cash incentives
• Buffy & Riley: yeah, it was horrible.

• Oz: can we talk, later, tonight?
• Buffy: love isn't logical

• Buffy: Punish Faith with a severe cuddling?
• Wesley: slight change of plans
• Faith to Buffy: I can't ever make it right with you

• Buffy: different degrees of Evil
• Riley: Does it matter what kind of demon it was?
• Willow: it's complicated, because of Tara

• Faith to Kate: I'd like to make a confession.
• Angel to Buffy: go home!

• Spike: happen to be seeking monetary gratification
• Willow to Spike: you look like an evil olive
• Xander: Two for one
• Riley: just wanted to hear that out loud
• Buffy: I'll pull a William Burroughs
• Riley: not black & white, esp. when comes to love

• Riley: does Xander hate me?
• Riley: you tell me if it's okay...
• Buffy to Riley: Angel upset me, but lets talk later
• Forrest to Buffy: Riley had a career & a future till he met you.
• Forrest gets skewered & Buffy gets knocked out
• Buffy to Angel: thought of something else hurtful to say?
• Angel to Buffy: you actually sleep with this guy?
• Buffy to Riley: need to talk to Angel
• Angel: next time I'll apologize by phone
• Riley to Buffy: so in love I can't think straight
• Giles: Whatever happened to Latin?
• Buffy: this is crazy!
• Xander: just because you're better than us
• Buffy: no prophecy about Chosen One & friends

• Spike: weekend getaway place
• Xander: full of helpful suggestions
• Buffy: I've been a bad friend
• Buffy to Willow: You're my best friend
• Willow & Buffy: wonderful Xander!
• colonel: freaks with magic gourds
• Buffy: playing on my turf
• Colonel: These people are under arrest, do you understand?
• Buffy: Now all we have to do is get there
• Buffy to Riley: What is this? Why won't you talk to me?
• Buffy: barricade the door behind me.
• Adam: I've been upgrading.
• Super Buffy: You could never hope to grasp the source. But yours is right here.

• Riley: Bay of Mutated Pigs
• Joyce: Nice finally meeting Riley
• Xander: Let the vid-fest begin.
• Willow Dream: your whole family's in the front row
• Willow dream: Buffy: men with their sales
• Buffy dream: you think you know
• Buffy dream: Joyce in the wall
• Buffy dream: Riley & Adam plot world domination
• Buffy dream: better make a fort
• Buffy Dream: primal slayer: we are alone
• Buffy dream: not the source of me
• Buffy: that guy with the cheese

• Riley: you throw like a girl
• Willow: I didn't do it!
• Joyce to Buffy: I'm gonna have to get used to this place without you again. It gets so quiet.
• Buffy meets Dracula
• Buffy: Count famous heard of me!
• Riley: Still just a vampire
• Buffy: No Dracula Penetration
• Riley: if the initiative was still around...
• Buffy to Riley: Dracula schmacula, I'm all yours
• Buffy: Hypno eyes
• Dracula: you have been tasted
• Dracula research
• Riley: you're under the thrall of the dark prince!
• Buffy to Riley: I'm your girl
• Xander: you cool with that?
• Buffy: rethink the thrall thing?
• Dracula: so much to teach you
• Dracula: you think you know
• BuffY: thrall has gone out of our relationship
• Buffy: my darkness
• Buffy: Eurotrashed
• Xander: sick of being the butt-monkey!
• Buffy: be my watcher again
• Buffy & Dawn, in stereo: Mom!

• Dawn to Buffy: Can we go now?
• Joyce: So Buffy, what are your plans today?
• Riley: I'm here to violate your firstborn
• Buffy to Riley: we planned plans?
• Buffy: breaking up with your car?
• Giles's sharp wheels
• Willow: best friend loophole
• Giles: high profit margins
• Giles: what kind of unholy creature?
• Dawn: Xander in an acceptable babysitter
• Buffy: did I mention this is a rant?
• Buffy: Harmony has a gang?
• Buffy: can't protect Dawn 24 hrs
• Spike: speaking of dishes
• Buffy: we've met halfwit
• Buffy: you're going to be in so much trouble
• Giles: I watched Passions with Spike

• Buffy: Enjoying Studying
• Riley: Not always on Slayer duty
• Xander: my reference, Albert
• Xander: credit check
• Willow: old south ceiling fan
• Giles: bravo for me!
• Buffy: Another day, another demon
• Joyce: work it out
• SuaveXander: It stole my face. We have to find it, and we have to kill it.
• Riley: no part I'm not in love with
• Xanders: Kill us both spock!

• Buffy: I'm doing my job
• Spike: knitting cunning sweater sets
• Riley: Not much for bench-warming
• Buffy: study montage
• Riley: I love a challenge
• Ben: *lent* you a stethoscope
• Riley: I'm OK
• Joyce: take this pincushion home
• Willow to Joyce: A very quiet game, about being a lump
• Dawn: Big Sister
• Graham: Hyperadrenal overload
• Giles: a melanin-deprived associate
• Spike: is the enormous hall monitor sick?
• Riley: Back off, Buffy
• Riley: not enough for you
• Buffy: don't trust me?
• Riley: loving you is the scariest thing
• Buffy: you are NOT going to die
• Spike: no more bug-zapper
• Riley: back to normal

• Buffy: bringing the Bundt cake
• Dawn: Who made you Iron Chef?
• Buffy: highly trained medical staff
• Giles: It's so shiny
• Buffy via Dawn: Riley weak & kitteny
• Buffy: wish I were an only child
• Buffy & Dawn: Mom! What's wrong?
• Ben: Radioactive Spider Bite?
• Buffy: We need to find out who's making my mom sick and how.
• Buffy: so I'll do what Monsieur Silk Knickers did; I'll get trancey and see what's affecting my mom
• Buffy: Magic incense & spooky sand
• Dawn: What'cha doing?
• Buffy: You're not my sister
• Giles: Dagon Sphere
• Spike: you have stupid hair
• Glory: you have super powers!
• Monk: not your sister, but doesn't know
• Buffy: Sister Stuff
• Buffy: I'm sorry

• Buffy: We have to keep Dawn safe
• Dawn: you'll get her next time
• Anya: birth is a present thing?
• Buffy to Giles: Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.
• Xander: She's already got one of those
• Buffy: Honey I'm home
• Buffy to Dawn: I don't like you hanging out with someone that... short
• Riley: I'll come running
• Tara: Blind Cadria, work my will upon them all
• We are Family
• testing Tara for demonness
• Riley: of course I came
• Dawn: only losers drink

• Vampire to Buffy: You're going? But you were having so much fun a minute ago!
• Buffy: no major organs kebabed
• Buffy: he just beat me...
• Dawn: doomed nail polish experiments
• Buffy: please take the gang along
• Buffy: where are the details?
• Giles: find the subject painful
• Buffy: you're going to show me how
• Spike: stuck with a creature you loathe
• Spike: had to get myself a gang
• Spike: One Good Day
• Buffy: You think we're dancing?
• Buffy: You're beneath me
• Joyce: I'm going to be fine
• Spike: Is there something I can do?

• Dawn to Buffy: What is a CAT scan exactly?
• Buffy: I'm glad you came
• Joyce: Just a shadow
• Dr Isaacs: Nearly one out of three patients with this condition does just fine.
• Ben: unsolicited advice
• Riley: what ever you need
• Giles: I may have overcharged her
• Buffy: she's making a monster
• Buffy to Giles: I just wanted to warn you that that thing she conjured, it's loose
• Why was the big snake afraid of Dawn?
• Joyce: stay close
• Riley: let it out

• Joyce: really no more exhausted to get
• Buffy: Tiny Jewish Santa
• Buffy to Dawn: the thing that's pressing on her brain, sometimes it, it might make her say weird things.
• Guard: there's no one in there
• Ben: the mental ward's booked beyond capacity
• Buffy: I'll do anything
• Joyce: Oh, let's get the hell outta here.
• Joyce to Dawn: you're a shadow
• Dawn: saying weird things about me
• There's something out there, Buffy. It's after Mom!
• Buffy to Spike: are those pictures of me?

• Buffy: what's taking so long
• Dr. Kriegel: she's going to be fine
• Buffy: can we put this night on repeat?
• Buffy: out of the woods
• Buffy: wigs are fun
• Buffy: Gave Riley the day off
• Spike: I wanna show you something
• Buffy: back me up or not, I'm going
• Xander: you'll get 'em next time champ
• Riley: we need to talk
• Riley: you keep me at a distance
• ultimatum
• Buffy to vamps: Walk away. I'm serious. Don't do this. Not now.
• Xander takes Buffy to school

• Buffy: How's abjuring from men?
• Buffy: feels like the end of the world
• Willow: different colored pens
• Xander: tell us about the killing
• Buffy to Joyce: You! You with the actual clothing, who are you?
• Buffy: Playing Soccor
• Buffy: Maybe Riley will hate the jungle
• Buffy: Daily knife in the heart
• Buffy: little things get bigger, you know, and, and, and, and, if you don't catch the little thing and then, boom!
• Buffy: Don't worry, we'll get her back, I promise.
• Anya: Well, he wasn't a troll when I dated him!
• Spike: Not sampling bleeding disaster victims
• Anya: The Land of Trolls
• Dawn overhears

• Xander: Allo, Pip Pip
• Buffy: Dawn was listening!
• Buffy's prof: Speculation 101, perhaps?
• Spike to Buffy: don't need, or can't keep a boyfriend?
• Buffy: bad day, baaad...
• Buffy: Power Outage in Buffy County
• Buffy: like a slayer & know stuff
• Travers: We assume you're familiar with the Japanese names for aikido and jiu-jitsu moves.
• Glory to Dawn: you are just the darlin'-est thing I ever did see in my life.
• We are the Knights of Byzantium, an ancient order. And now your enemy.
• Buffy to Watchers: There isn't gonna be a review.
• Glory is a god

• Willow: you need a birthday party
• Buffy: something you need to know
• Giles: harder workout?
• Buffy: How was school?
• Dawn: have to fight someone prettier
• Buffy: prezzies!
• Giles: I've got one just like it
• Dawn: Well, geez, don't get all movie-of-the-week.
• Dawn: won't accidentally get exposed to, like, words.
• Buffy: Greeting Card Silence
• Dawn: Am I real? Am I anything?
• Dawn: Get out, get out, get out!
• Buffy: she deserves to know
• Spike: Round of Kick the Spike
• Buffy: can't force her to be okay
• flashback to young Dawn and young Buffy
• Spike: you'll find her, heroes always do
• Buffy: We better check the hospital
• Buffy: He is NOT my boyfriend!
• Willow: teleportation spell
• Blood sisters
• Buffy to Dawn: don't push it

• Buffy to Spike: what are we, talking buddies now?
• Tara: she who will not be named
• Buffy: recognizing Ben without scrubs
• Giles: not an adequate substitute for the Slayer
• Giles: no special treatment for Dawn
• Joyce: Dawn didn't come home from school today.
• Dawn: I was just hanging out
• Dawn to Buffy: Spike's totally into you
• Xander to Buffy: Spike in love with you? it's funnier if it's true!
• Xander: but I'm the one she has a crush on!
• Spike: don't get us laughing again Joyce
• Spike: grab your pointy sticks
• Spike to Buffy: It's not blood, it's bourbon.
• Buffy: Is this a date?
• Buffy to Spike: there is no 'we'! Understand?
• Buffy: well, I do beat him up a lot
• Willow & Joyce: Better to nip this Spike thing in the bud before the bud nips you
• Spike: You remember my ex, don't you, Slayer? Come back, she did.
• Drusilla: vampires can love well, if not wisely
• Spike: this is Drusilla!
• Buffy: only when I was unconscious
• Spike: why torture me???
• Spike: can't shut me out!

• Buffy: Spike wants me, how obscene!
• Xander: I know I'm alive because of the pain
• Buffy: terrify Mr Right with alarming strength
• Buffy to Joyce: tell me about this Brian
• Love Doctor Buffy is not in
• Buffy to Xander: dancing with you
• Buffy to Ben: want to dance?
• Spike to Buffy: trolling for your next ex?
• Ben: risking a tragic chain reaction
• April: hope your boyfriend will take good care of you
• Buffy: had it with super-strong little women
• Robot. definitely robot.
• Giles: only so much I can take!
• Buffy to Joyce: no more! I can't hear you!
• Willow: people get lonely
• Buffy phones Ben
• Katrina: I'm gone Warren.
• Warren: April's a robot
• Warren: programmed to be in love
• Buffy: one creepy little dweeb
• April: I was a good girl friend
• Buffy: devoted to making one person happy
• Buffy breaks her date with Ben
• Buffy: mom? mommy?

• Buffy: Mom? Mommy?
• Too much to eat at Christmas dinner
• Buffy: daughter's duty to torment
• 911
• Buffy to Giles: you have to come
• Buffy: she's been fine
• Paramedic: I'm sorry
• Buffy: we're not supposed to move the body
• Buffy tells Dawn
• Dr Kriegel
• Buffy: I think Dawn's mad at me
• Anya, ever the wordsmith
• Willow: do you want something to eat?
• Tara: No. Yes. Always sudden.
• Xander: Is Dawn still in the bathroom?
• Dawn: where'd she go?

• Coffin shopping
• funeral planning
• Buffy: I can't believe Dad hasn't called yet
• ashes to ashes and dust to dust
• Angel to Buffy: I'm sorry
• Angel: You'll find your way
• Buffy: Does forever work for you?
• Buffy to Dawn: who's gonna take care of us?

• Buffy: being the slayer is turning me to stone
• Giles: Go Quest.
• Buffy speaks with her Guide
• Buffy: You couldn't tell me apart from a robot!?!
• Buffy to BuffyBot: we're going to *kill* Spike, not save him
• You do not insult Glory by escaping.
• Buffy: At least it's not a very good copy.
• Buffy: I have to know if Spike gave us up
• Buffy to Spike: what you did was real. I won't forget it

• Buffy: maybe short poems?
• Buffy to Dawn's Principal: I realize that there's been some ball-dropping
• Xander: I'm searching for supportive things
• Buffy to Giles: Can you be the authority figure?
• Willow: Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns?
• Buffy to Dawn: they'll take you away!
• Willow (re: Tara): She's my everything
• Buffy to Willow: you wouldn't stand a chance!
• Spike: I'd do it, right person, person I loved
• Glory to Willow: Now this is getting weak. And so are you, honey.
• Willow: I'll take care of Tara, even if she never...

• Glory: I really hate it when people touch my things.
• Buffy: let's not be here when Glory knocks
• Giles: What's Spike doing here? Out!
• Dawn: Thanks for pretty much everything
• Buffy: Aim for the horsies
• Spike: a good time for something heroic
• Buffy: Just give me a minute!
• Energy barrier. A most powerful one.
• Buffy to General: It's not Dawn's fault! She's human now!
• time...time....time...
• Giles: I'm so proud of you
• Buffy to Ben: thank you for coming
• Xander to Spike: those cigarettes'll kill you
• General: the universe will tumble into chaos
• Buffy to Dawn: I won't let anything happen to you
• Glory: Little Ben finally did something right

• Young Buffy: I wanna be the baby
• Buffy: Death is my gift
• Willow: I think we already deja'd this vu.
• Willow to Buffy: this never happened. You never killed your sister.
• Willow: Spike was right: Snap out of it!
• Giles: the only way is to kill Dawn

• But you're just a girl!
• Buffy: I love you all, but I'm sorry.
• Anya: Okay, all in favor of Stopping Glory *BEFORE* the ritual! Suggestions? Ideas?
• Buffy: If Dawn dies, I'm done slaying.
• Buffy: I need you Will, you're my big gun.
• Xander: I'm also a swell bowler
• Spike: I'll protect Dawn 'til the end of the world
• not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech
• Willow: I could use some courage...
• Glory fights the BuffyBot
• the glorified brick-layer picks up a spare
• Buffy beats Glory & Giles snuffs Ben
• Doc: Shallow cuts
• Buffy: Be brave. Live. For me.

• Razor: One quick, really, *really* violent fell swoop
• Dawn to Buffy: You're home

• Buffy: What else is different?
• Spike to Buffy: We'll take care of you
• Dawn: Guys! Back off!
• Buffy: so what are we killing?
• Willow: know I'm a poor substitute for Giles
• Spike to Buffy: every night I save you
• Dawn: you made me lunch?
• Buffy to Scoobies: thank you for bringing me back
• Buffy: I think I was in heaven

• Buffy: So. We meet at last, Mister Drippy
• Tito: your pipes are shot; you need a full copper re-pipe job
• Buffy: I'm broke?
• Anya: start charging for slaying vampires
• Buffy Summers: Loan applier-for
• Willow: the whole range of human emotions thing
• Buffy to Dawn: you do research now?
• Giles: I always thought you were a miracle
• Giles: And how are you? Really?
• Giles to Buffy: we'll work it out together
• Spike: that works out nicely then
• Buffy: no more full copper re-pipe!
• Giles: back in America, knocked unconscious
• Willow: a decent throwin' out
• Buffy: I don't think I can do this
• Angel telephones

• Dawn: So how was seeing Angel? And him seeing you?
• Buffy: my life plans?
• Buffy: You call your teacher 'Mike'?
• missing Art Appreciation class
• Construction Worker Buffy
• Buffy: I can't help where the forces of darkness attack me
• Buffy: I've always been interested in retail
• Buffy Retail Girl, take 1
• Buffy Retail Girl, take 2
• Buffy Retail Girl, Take 3
• Buffy Retail Girl, Take 4
• Buffy Retail Girl, Take 5 (final!)
• Buffy: Life is stupid, more whiskey please
• Buffy to Spike: you're gonna play cards?
• Buffy: Be free kittens!
• Buffy to Spike: you were gonna fix my life!
• Jonathan-Demon: I am well struck!
• Buffy to Giles: knowing you'll always be there

• Spike: Feel like a bit of the rough and tumble?
• Giles: history suggests Halloween evil will happen to us
• Anya: post-holiday clearance. The cornerstone of retail
• Xander: I'm gonna marry that girl.
• Buffy: caught us with our parties down
• Buffy: You're getting married! You!
• Dawn: sleeping over at Janice's
• Giles: Rupert is a great baby name
• Xander: Air. Sweet mother oxygen.
• Spike: in civilized cultures, that's called trespassing
• Buffy: parking in the woods with a vampire?
• Anya: obscenely muscular male strippers
• Spike: big bads on Halloween
• Buffy to Giles: dontbetoohardonDawnwellseeyalater

• SONG: Going through the Motions
• Did anyone burst into song last night?
• SONG: I've got a theory
• SONG: If We're together
• It's not just us (they got the mustard out!)
• you'll never beleive what happend at school today!
• Xander: I bet Willow & Tara aren't even working
• Spike: Come to serenade me?
• Buffy to Giles: I thought you took care of that?
• SONG: In the Way
• Giles: Buffy's going alone
• SONG: Walk through the Fire
• I love a good entrance
• SONG: Life
• the curtains close on a kiss

• Buffy to Spike: I will never touch you ever again
• Buffy: if I would just stop saving Spike's life...
• Giles to Buffy: leaving is the right thing to do
• Giles: something to tell you all
• Who are you people?
• Joan/Buffy: monsters are real! Did we know this?
• Joan/Buffy: I'm like a super-hero or something!
• Joan/Buffy: I've got a plan
• Randy/Spike: I must be a vampire with a soul!
• everyone gets their memories back

• Buffy: I always wanted a pony
• Spike: you're a tease, Slayer!
• Buffy: Amy! How've you been?
• Amy: head spinny
• Buffy to Spike: you're not a man. you're a thing.
• xander: a little old-fashioned state-of-the-art hacker action
• Buffy: let's definitely not leave Amy home alone
• Buffy: we can't assume that everybody's getting seduced...
• Anya: Lame?
• Spike to Buffy: you came back wrong

• Buffy to Spike: you were just convenient
• Dawn: you're beat from monster-wrestling all night
• Anya: cocktail dresses or burlap with blood larva?
• Buffy: who are we to get all judgey?
• Amy: Willow is Rack's new favorite
• Spike: kind of a sorry excuse to come by, no?
• Spike: I'm in your system now
• Willow: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
• It won't happen again, I promise.

• Buffy: no reminders
• Willow: the wrath of Dawn
• Spike: Pet? Sweetheart? My little goldilocks?
• Doris Kroger, from Social Services
• Spike: Just getting what I came for, luv
• Buffy: just make me different
• Xander to Invisible Buffy: Have you been feeling ignored?
• Invisible Buffy: Kill, Doris. You know you want to.
• Invisible Buffy to Spike: stop trying to see me
• Spike to Buffy: get dressed and push off
• Buffy: I can't believe Spike threw me out!
• Dawn: How can I talk to you if I can't see you?
• Xander & Anya on the answering machine
• The trio is revealed
• Buffy & Willow: a good first step

• Anya: workers are the tools that shape America
• the Doublemeat experience
• Buffy: I want to be part of the DoubleMeat Experience
• Manny: those two are lifers
• Gary: levity is the time-thief
• Buffy: Hi. Welcome to the DoubleMeat Palace, may I help you?
• Manny: curiosity killed the cat
• Scoobies visit Buffy at work
• Buffy: cut way back on the cat
• Spike: you're better than this
• Buffy: But I don't know how to grill!
• Buffy: beef on the grill, flip, on bun; repeat until insane
• Buffy: it's not beef! it's people!
• Buffy: emergency meeting & this is what I get?
• Wig Lady: DoubleMeet workers slide down so smooth!
• Willow saves the day
• Buffy: I'd really like not to be fired anymore

• Spike: are we actually having a conversation?
• Buffy to Tara: can you check out the spell for me?
• Dawn: I'm sleeping over at Janice's
• Anya: share the joy of our groove thing
• Spike: you love getting away with this
• Buffy: anything but the evil bloodsucking fiend
• Spike: I'm gonna get you home, sort this out
• Buffy's nightmare
• Dawn: Go, then! You're not really here anyway!
• Spike: you always hurt the one you love, pet
• Buffy's aborted confession
• Research: Rwasundi temporal disturbance demons
• Buffy: Using Spike? What's okay about that?

• Buffy to Dawn: sorry, I have to run out
• Buffy: afraid to face a true warrior?
• Anya to Buffy: we invited a attractive single man
• Tara: So, is Spike coming?
• Willow: finey mcFine
• Spike: we're all part of the team
• Tara: Richard is cute, don't you think Spike?
• Spike: jealous my ass
• Willow: instant gratification for all your little acheys
• Dawn & Xander give their gifts
• Anya to Buffy: Richard's better than Sophie
• Richard: I can't tear myself away
• Tara: a muscle cramp? In your pants?
• Clem: Poker's weird without the kittens
• Richard: we gotta be at work in a few minutes
• Buffy: we do not joke about eating people in this house!
• Dawn: being stuck here with me, that would really suck, huh?
• Buffy: Dawn's so angry
• Willow: I didn't get rid of quite *everything*
• Buffy: that was the demon I killed 2 nights ago
• Buffy: you didn't happen to express a wish, did you?
• Anya to Dawn: how you could steal from the store?
• Anya summons Halfrek
• Buffy's birthday bash is officially over

• Todd: spend the rest of my life cleaning grease traps?
• Vampire: Geez Slayer, is that you I smell?
• Spike: maybe you can come outside?
• Buffy: you guys go to the Bronze without me
• Dawn: don't forget, today's trash day
• Dawn: don't work too hard
• Todd: we're out of special sauce
• Buffy: Riley? Were you always this tall?
• Buffy: all that James Bond equipment
• Riley: big stories to tell you too
• Buffy: extra jet pack for a girl like me?
• Buffy: Husband? Wife? Not code names?
• Willow: let me carry the hate for both of us
• making demon-tracking plans
• Sam to Buffy: took Riley a year to get over you
• Buffy to Spike: tell me you love me
• Riley to Spike: seen enough of your dead body
• Spike to Buffy: all you've ever done is play me
• Riley to Buffy: you are a hell of a woman
• Buffy: I'm sorry, William.

• Buffy the bridesmaid
• Buffy to Xander: You and Anya give me hope.
• Spike to Dawn: so that's my date. She's with me.
• Mr. Harris' Toast
• Buffy to Spike: a very nice attempt at making me jealous
• Dawn: I thought they were happy

• Buffy: fall for Willow & you stay fallen
• Xander: I messed up real bad
• Spike: know a good thing when you've got it
• Doctor: she believes she's some type of hero, a Slayer
• Buffy: I was in an institution once
• Dawn: Your ideal realty and I'm not there
• Spike: you're addicted to the misery
• Buffy: I want to be healthy again
• Xander: been a part of the Buffy Obsession too
• Buffy: Super girl, save the world? That's ridiculous.
• Buffy to Joyce: Thank you. Good-bye.

• Spike: why won't you sleep with me again?
• sister's day out
• Dawn: can I come patrolling with you tonight?
• Anya tries to provoke anti-Xander wishes
• Buffy to Spike: I think it's real... for you
• Warren: is that the cam in the Magic Box?
• Dawn to Buffy: wish you'd told me about you & Spike
• Xander: You let that evil, soulless thing touch you

• low-staff Scooby meeting
• Buffy to Xander: none of your business.
• Buffy: that was rhetorical
• Buffy to Spike: Ask me again why I could never love you!
• Xander & Willow find Buffy
• Buffy stops Warren's armoured car robbery
• Xander: He won't be much good without his friends

• Willow: (re: bullet) It's so small
• Buffy to Willow: we don't kill humans!
• Dawn: I didn't want to leave her alone
• Buffy: We can't control the universe
• Clem: I'm surprised Spike didn't tell you he was leaving
• Anya: I'll help. But I'm helping Willow
• Willow to Warren: I think you need to know what a bullet feels like

• Buffy: Whatever Willow's going through, we have to stop her
• Andrew: Dark Phoenix
• Xander & Jonathan: just Willow
• retreat to the Magic Box
• Willow to Dawn: happier without your constant whining
• Willow to Buffy: you hate it here as much as I do
• Willow: you boys like magic, don't you?
• Willow: strong enough to beat you to death
• Willow to Buffy: you really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked

• Willow: buckle up, Rupert, I've turned pro
• Buffy & Giles catch up
• Willow to Buffy: you're always saving everyone. It's kinda pesky.
• the fireball lands
• Dawn to Buffy: you can't protect me from everything
• Anya: end of the world worse
• Willow to Buffy: the earth wants you back
• Dawn: What? You think I never watched you?
• Buffy to Dawn: I want to see my friends happy again

• Buffy trains Dawn
• Buffy to Dawn: You're going to be late for the first day!
• Buffy meets Principal Wood
• Dawn: I also have a sister.
• Xander: So school's back in session, huh?
• Principal Wood: Good luck with that dog tragedy
• Buffy: I don't care how you died; where's my sister?
• Spike: I tried to cut it out.
• Final manifest spirit showdown
• Principal Wood: I'm going to be the best principal ever!

• Buffy: From beneath you, it devours
• Xander drives Buffy & Dawn to school
• Wood: the boot, the bat, and the bastinada
• meet Nancy
• Buffy to Spike: not so much with the crazy, I like it.
• Spike: I'm just a guy who can lend a hand, if you'll let me.
• Buffy deploys the troops
• Spike: can't say 'forgive me'... all I can say is 'I've changed'
• the gang interrupts Anya working
• Anya to Spike: how did you do it?
• Ronnie gets skewered
• Spike: Buffy... can we rest now?

• Willow: welcome home, me
• Dawn: is anyone gonna blame Willow?
• Xander: maybe Willow *is* back, afterall...
• Insane in the basement (Xander & Buffy's perspective)
• Insane in the basement (Spike's perspective)
• Buffy: Dawn knows about viscera. Makes you proud.
• Spike: I'm insane. What's his excuse?
• Xander: I was hoping it'd be dark and dank.
• Dawn gets a taste of Gnarl's paralyzing fingernails
• the amazing poseable Dawn
• Anya: Buffy killed the demon. It was gross.
• Willow: It's nice to be forgiven.

• Buffy: an educational outing to the funeral home
• Counseling Amanda: should I pound him some more?
• Counseling Tomas: I don't wanta talk
• Counseling Peter: maybe I should get back to bio
• Counseling Josh: date me to test for gayness?
• Counseling Dawn: it must be hard
• Counseling Cassie: next Friday I'm gonna die
• Principal Wood: we just do what we can
• investigating Cassie
• interogatting Cassie's dad
• Cassie: thanks for trying, but it's no use
• Wood to Buffy: thank God it's Friday
• Spike: stay here, and help me be quiet
• Buffy interrogates Mike
• Buffy interrogates Coin Boy
• the Showdown
• Cassie's last prophecy

• Xander: Vengeance is not Anya anymore
• Buffy to Spike: get up and get out of this basement
• Buffy: a spider demon?
• hunting spider demons
• Buffy: I have to kill Anya.
• Anya to Buffy: any friends you haven't tried to kill?
• Anya: I wanna take it back.

• Xander to Spike: that closet is your room now
• Dawn to Buffy: Do you love Spike?
• Anya: Thank you for generous life-saving. Now please go away.
• Cheerleading Tryouts Redux
• Dawn: It isn't a crush. It's love. I love RJ
• Principal Wood: Why would he say you pushed him down the stairs?
• Buffy: What is that shirt made of? Paint?
• Buffy to RJ: I'm just like you, but with the sexual experience and stuff
• Dawn: Oh, my God! I'm the pushy queen of slut town.
• RJ to Buffy: But, you're like a teacher!
• Dawn to Buffy: you were the one I trusted
• Xander: RJ's brother had everyone kissing his ring back in high school
• who loves him the most?
• Buffy: I've got a principal to kill!
• Buffy to Dawn: No guy is worth your life -- not ever!
• Anya: we're not responsible morally or you know legally...

• Song: Where were you?
• Meet Holden Webster
• Buffy to Holden: I commit. I'm committed. I'm a committee.
• Holden: was you last boyfriend a vampire?
• Holden: did you say Spike?

• Xander: Spike's probably out creaturing
• Buffy: How was your night, Spike?
• Willow: the big evil's started chomping
• Spike to Buffy: But the soul, I got on my own... for you.
• Buffy: find me evidence Spike did this
• Buffy: kind of sallow, but in a hot way? seen him?
• Spike to Buffy: Will you... Help me. Can you help me?
• Buffy: to understand the Evil, have to get close to Spike

• Spike: make it tighter
• Quentin: we don't keep track of our lapsed employees
• Willow to Buffy: How're you doing in there?
• Good cop / bad cop
• Buffy to Spike: how'd you get your soul back?
• Spike gets triggered
• Trigger mechanisms and sleeper agents
• Buffy to Spike: I believe in you
• post-battle realizations

• Joyce appears to Buffy
• Waking Andrew
• finding the satanic manhole cover
• Buffy to Wood: that's some full-service principaling
• Willow's locator spell goes awry
• Giles & the Potentials arrive
• Giles: just in time for Christmas
• Buffy: my knees bend backwards now
• Giles: what you fought was a Turok-Han
• Buffy searches google for 'manifestations of evil... in the movies'
• Joyce: evil is everywhere, it's a part of us
• Willow to Buffy: I'm sorry for letting you down
• Andrew: went over the dark side, but just to pick up a few things
• Giles: everyone's depending on you
• Buffy: from now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out

• Welcome to the hellmouth, Rona
• Potentials pajama party
• Giles suggests Beljoxa's Eye
• Buffy releases Andrew
• Buffy: Hello? We're friendly! And we have eyes...
• Eve: thanks for the slumber party!
• Potentials panic
• dealing out the weapons
• deflector shields up!
• Buffy: time to split up
• Buffy: Welcome to Thunderdome

• Buffy lectures: what did your instincts tell you to do?
• Buffy lectures: you're all gonna die
• Buffy: then it's over. Absolutely, seriously, definitely over.
• Willow: there's a potential slayer living in Sunnydale
• Andrew: I'm like Vegeta!
• the best field trip ever (demon bar)
• Buffy lectures: the animal inside, always the same
• Buffy lectures: You gotta know you can take him
• Xander to Dawn: they'll never know how hard it is

• Giles to Buffy: please be safe while I'm gone
• Spike: the constant pitter patter of clomping teenage girly feet
• Buffy to Willow: how much do you know about the chip?
• Spike: who you gonna call?
• Willow: the man that I killed
• returning to the Initiative

• Giles: you removed the chip!?!?!?
• Buffy: Spike can be a good man, Giles. I feel it.
• Principal Wood: I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job
• pre-date conversations
• Anya: hear the shrill edge of hysteria in my voice
• Spike: Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence?
• Buffy's date
• Principal Wood: So, how do you two know each other?
• Xander: so, how's *your* date going?
• Xander: gay me up
• Buffy to Spike: I'm not ready for you to not be here.

• Buffy: the hellmouth usually blows around May
• Andrew: I prefer to think of myself as a "guestage"
• Kennedy: I called that girl a maggot!
• Willow: school-pep-dance-cherr-drill-contest. Bring it on!
• Wood to Spike: how's that soul working out for you?
• finding Chloe
• Buffy's everyone sucks but me speech
• Buffy to Spike: if I need someone to get weepy or whaled on, I'll call you
• shadow-casters
• Buffy to Shadow Men: how'd I understand anything you guys just said?
• Shadow Men: this is what you came for. power.
• Buffy: I think I made a mistake

• Andrew: hello there, gentle viewers
• Andrew: morning in command central Sunnydale
• fake Andrew memories: magnetizing Buffy and facing down Dark Willow
• the hellmouth gets all focus-y
• Possessed Wood: You're with that vampire, screwing that vampire. You filthy whore!
• Scoobies make Andrew remember Mexico 2002 w/Jonathan
• nice way to run a school
• Buffy to Andrew: you just completely changed your entire story
• Andrew: this is what Jonathan felt

• New York City, 1977: Spike vs Nikki
• Wood to Buffy: you remind me of my mother
• Giles: have you seen the new library!?!?
• Giles to Spike: The Prokaryote stone will move within your mind
• So, Spike's trigger's been active this entire time?
• Buffy: this is pointless, I'm unchaining Spike
• WIllow to Buffy: I need to take off for a day or two.
• Wood to Giles: got a moment?
• Giles to Buffy: I'm still your teacher; there are always new things to learn
• Giles to Buffy: don't kill that vampire just yet
• Buffy to Giles: omg, you're stalling me!
• Buffy to Wood: Try anything again, Spike'll kill you. More importantly, I'll let him
• Buffy to Giles: you've taught me everything I need to know

• Faith to Buffy: Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer?
• Faith: got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive?
• Principal Wood: We're good. But you're fired.
• Faith to Spike: I've met you before, you know...
• the message: I have something of yours
• Buffy: I'm tired of talking, tied of training, we're going
• Faith to Buffy: am I getting you want me to be *not* here
• Xander: You gotta trust Buffy. She's earned it.
• Showdown at the Evil Vineyard

• Clem: Uh, if anyone can do it, you can, because you...rock!
• Xander: I might need a parrot.
• a place to start
• Caleb: Waterworks. Ain't that just like a woman?
• Buffy to Giles: You sent away the one person that's been watching my back?again.
• Buffy to Faith: what were you thinking?!?
• Welcome home Xander
• Dawn to Buffy: You can't be a part of it. So I need you to leave.

• Buffy: Got any tab?
• Caleb: Hallelujah
• Spike: You are a hell of a woman. You?re the one, Buffy.
• Buffy to Caleb: Hey. I heard you got something of mine.

• Caleb: can you pry the scythe from solid rock?
• Buffy: Get the wounded. We're leaving.
• Amanda: I think we got punished
• Willow: so it's true. Scythe matters.
• Xander: when a cow gets old and loses an eye...
• Faith to Buffy: never felt so alone as I did leading in your place
• Spike: it was the best night of my life. So yeah, I?m terrified.
• Guardian: we watched the Watchers, forged the scythe
• Dawn to Xander: sorry I'm loopy. Someone chloroformed me.
• Angel to Buffy: this one of those things you have to finish yourself?

• Angel: I've got coverage of the whole thing
• Caleb: Are you ready to finish this, bitch?
• Angel: I also brought you an amulet
• Buffy: I'm cookie dough
• Dawn to Buffy: dumbass
• Buffy: the scythe makes julienne preacher
• Spike: I've been called a lot of things in my time, but never a champion
• The First to Buffy: Where's your snappy come back?
• Giles to Buffy: I think your plan is bloody brilliant
• Buffy: are you ready to be strong?
• deployment at Sunnydale High
• Dawn: anything you say is going to sound like goodbye
• Giles: The earth is definitely doomed.
• Buffy: (worried) I'm not worried...
• battling down in the hellmouth
• Buffy to Spike: I love you
• everybody out!

• Dream: Buffy to Angel: Can you say jumping the gun? I killed my goldfish.