ANYA: this is important

GILES: but why is it here?

XANDER: mom said you wanted me to swing by

GILES: Oh, oh yes, well, I meant uh after sunset. Um I need you to take Spike for a few days.

XANDER: What?

SPIKE: What?

ANYA: What?

SPIKE: I'm not staying with him!

GILES: I have a friend who's coming to town and I'd like us to be alone.

ANYA: Oh you mean an orgasm friend?

GILES: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.

XANDER: He's not roaming around - he stays with me he's gonna get tied up again.

ANYA: What about us, our romantic evening?

SPIKE: I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.

XANDER: That's not exactly one of my fantasies either.

ANYA: so you're blowing off our evening because you don't care about me.

SPIKE: He better have cable 'cause I'm not missing Passions...

XANDER: I don't want him to come over! Talk to the Brit.

• Funnies
• Xander & Spike

written by: Joss Whedon; corrections made & some descriptions added based on the shooting script at http://www.mustreadtv.com/buffyscripts/hush1.html.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/66hush.html;