Jesse: (to Cordelia) Hold still! You're not making this easy!

XANDER: Jesse, man! Don't make me do it.

Jesse: Buddy!

(...)

XANDER: Jesse! I know there's still a part of you in there.

Jesse: Okay... Let's deal with this. Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldn't get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. I'm a new man!

(...) Jesse: Ooo! Alright. Put me out of my misery. You don't have the guts.

( A fleeing patron bumps into Jesse, impaling him on the stake. Xander lets go of the stake, and Jesse dusts.)

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/02harvest.html