(Fred, Gunn, Wes & Lorne prepare for a spell)

WESLEY: Woodbury lichen.

FRED: Check.

WESLEY: Where's our danbeetle skeleton?

GUNN: Already in the bowl. Man, I should be down there. Got enough Betty Crockers. I should be throwing some hurt.

WESLEY: (reading) Sprinkle ingredients with the arterial blood of an unclean. (looks at Lorne) A demon.

LORNE: We're unclean? Like you're so April fre— (realizes Wesley's looking at him) You sure that thing said arterial blood?

WESLEY: Sorry.

LORNE: Why don't they ever need the urine of an unclean? I've got plenty of unclean urine.

(Gunn pulls out a dagger; Lorne lets out a nervous chuckle)

LORNE: Look. Uh... I think I'm making some right now. (looks down)

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written by: David Fury; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x12_tran.php