(Sunnydale University Library's astronomy section)

XANDER: Look at how teeny Mercury is compared to, like, Saturn. Whereas in contrast, the cars of the same name-

GILES: Xander, please, we have work to do here.

XANDER: I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster.

GILES: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (Pauses) I did not say that.

GILES: (in lecture voice) Demons enter our world in all sorts of ways, this one came from above.

XANDER: And the university library's astronomy section is the home of aboveness. Got it. Hey, take in the study material, too.

(Holds up a book titled Meteors and You!)

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written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/87listeningtofear.html