GUNN: She's gonna pop right here.

WESLEY: The contractions, they're coming more frequently now.

CORDELIA: You think?

WESLEY: Angel's not back with the scrolls yet. I'd feel a lot better if we had the ancient prophecies to guide us.

CORDELIA: Please! Women have been giving birth without ancient prophecies for years!

GUNN: What we could really use right about now is some Vaseline and a catcher's mitt.

FRED: I don't think she's ready to deliver yet, but she's moved into the active stage of her labor.

WESLEY: We have to go. We can't stay here. It's too exposed. Angel should have been back by now.

GUNN: Something must have happened.

WESLEY: Now it's up to us to protect Angel's unborn child. Darla, we're trying to take you out of here. Relax. The trick is to breathe. Something like this: (Wes demonstrated short panting breaths) Heh, heh, heh, hoh, hoh, hoh, heh, heh, heh...

DARLA: I! Don't! (she sends all four of them flying backwards) Breathe!

(Darla breaks down in a fit of crying.)

• Darla's Pregnancy

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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