(Lorne, Gunn, Fred, and Cordelia are watching Wesley and Angelus on the monitor set up on the front desk.)

LORNE: Sticks and stones, sweet potato.

GUNN: We don't have to l—

CORDELIA: No, I'm OK.

FRED: Like you said—just little bitty bits of truth twisted all up into lies.

ANGELUS: (through the monitor) Which do you think is worse, Wes? Stealing my kid like you did, or banging him, like Cordelia.

(Fred looks at Cordelia then at Gunn, Lorne shakes his head, Cordelia just stares at the monitor deadpan)

ANGELUS: All that bumping and grinding. Fire raining in the sky. Quite a picture. Well, more of a snapshot, 'cause Connor— (chuckles)

FRED: Now, that's just ridiculous. Connor's Angel's son. It'd be like sleeping with your own— (Lorne gestures that she stop) Oh.

ANGELUS: (through the monitor) At least you thought you were doing the right thing. Hey, who's a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here?

(Connor walks through the front door, beaten and exhausted.)

CORDELIA: Connor, what happened? Are you all right?

CONNOR: They're coming from all over. Too many to fight. (realizes everyone's staring at him) What?

• Cordelia & Connor
• Funnies

written by: Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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