BUFFY: Hey. How you doin'? Need anything?

AMY: No, thanks. Good cookies. (beat) Sorry about your mom.

BUFFY: Thanks.

AMY: It's crazy, all the things that've happened since I went away.

BUFFY: No kidding.

AMY: Snyder got eaten by a snake ... high school got destroyed...

BUFFY: Oh, Gatorade has a new flavor. Blue.

AMY: See? Head spinning. People getting frozen ... Willow's dating girls ... and did you hear about Tom and Nicole?!

BUFFY: People getting frozen?

• Amy's magic & rat issues

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com); action descriptions shortned by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/109smashed.html