GILES: Well, um, uh, leaving aside for a moment my, uh, youth and beauty, I'd-I'd say it was, um, fortuitous that Faith arrived when she did.

WILLOW: Aha! Sorry. I just meant... aha! There's big evil brewin'. You'll never be bored here, Faith. 'Cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin' evil.

GILES: Yes, well, I don't know how big an evil it is, but, uh, two people have disappeared from the Sunset Ridge District.

BUFFY: Well, I'm good for patrolling. Late-ish, though. I promised Mom I'd be home for dinner. Um, to which you're also invited, of course, dinner with us.

FAITH: Dyin' to meet the fam. I'm in.

BUFFY: Great! Great, then we can patrol, also together.

WILLOW: Hey, don't you have that health science makeup?

BUFFY: Oh, yeah. Actually, I could use a little coaching.

WILLOW: (to Faith) You know, you can hang out with us while she's testing. You wanna?

XANDER: Say yes and, uh, bring your stories.

BUFFY: You guys go. It's fine. Fine! I'll just... sit.

FAITH: (to Buffy) Okay. Hey, later. (to Giles) *We* will talk weapons.

(they leave)

GILES: (smiling) This, um, this new girl seems to have a lot of zest.

(Buffy glares up at him. He quickly changes the subject.)

• Faith vs/& Buffy

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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