BUFFY: Okay... How about this store?

DAWN: Ah. Three pairs of earrings, a coin purse and a toothbrush.

BUFFY: You stole a toothbrush?

DAWN: Mother of pearl handle. Very fancy.

BUFFY: Yeah, but you stole a toothbrush! As far as rebellious teenagers go, you're kinda square.

DAWN: Dental hygiene is important!

BUFFY: Guess this was kinda of a lame sisters-day-out, huh? I make up for trying to kill you by taking you places you can't go in.

DAWN: No, it's my bad. I'm the one that got caught taking stuff.

BUFFY: Hey, how about the pet store? You didn't take anything from there, didja?

DAWN: Pocketful of goldfish. It didn't work out. (then, laughing) No!

BUFFY: Good, then we can go, we can look at all the puppies!

DAWN: Ach. It's so awful, there's puppy mills, and keeping them in those cages, people poking at 'em all day.

BUFFY: Yeah, but... puppies...cute! Come on, you used to love the pet store!

DAWN: Yes. When I was in my fives and sixes... (sees Buffy's trying) Come on, we'll go look. 'Sides, I don't think there's another store here where I can show my face.

BUFFY: It'll pass. You've returned all the stuff that you still had. We're paying for the rest.

DAWN: *I'm* paying for the rest.

BUFFY: We'll figure it out.

• Buffy & Dawn

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; No transcript was available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. Link to a full transcript now available. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/118entropy.html