Xander: Chicken of the Sea here's not doing great with the women these days
from Seeing Red (Season 6)
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: You're all wet.

XANDER: (wiping hand off) It's a good thing I'm part fish.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Which part?

XANDER: The one with the hook in it.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Careful. Someone might reel you in.

XANDER: Yeah, but then there'd be the flopping and the gasping and sure, maybe it'd work out, but chances are I'd up and leave you at the helm in your white dress and they find you spawning with another fish who turns out to be spawning my very good friend night and day behind my back and then comes the fighting and again the flopping and the gasping 'cause hey -- Chicken of the Sea here's not doing great with the women these days.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Huh?

XANDER: (sincerely) Sorry. I'm just looking to curl up with the quiet alone tonight.


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written by: Steven S. DeKnight; No transcript available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. . Full transcript at:
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