XANDER: This is all so weird. I mean, how are we supposed to act when we see him?

BUFFY: Well, it's gotta be weird for him, too. Now that we know so much.

XANDER: All I know is I'll never be able to look at him the same again.

BUFFY: He's still a human being. Most of the time.

XANDER: Who are we talking about?

BUFFY: Oz. Who are you talking about?

XANDER: No one.

Larry: Hey! Xander. Look, about what you did. I, I owe you.

BUFFY: What'd you do?

XANDER: It's really nothing we should be talking about. (to Larry) Ever.

Larry: I know, I know. It's just, well, thanks.

BUFFY: That was weird.

XANDER: What, it's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he happened to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened and I thought I told you not to push.

BUFFY: All I meant is that he didn't try to look up my skirt.

XANDER: Oh, oh, yeah, that's, that's the weirdness.

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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