Det. Winslow: Detective Winslow. You're gonna have to come with me.

GILES: Why?

Det. Winslow: There was a homicide on campus last night. The victim had no identification, but he was carrying this slip of paper with your name and address on it.

GILES: My name?

CORDELIA: (entering) Well, evil just compounds evil, doesn't it? First I'm sentenced to a computer tutorial on Saturday, now I have to read some computer book... There are books on computers? Isn't the point of computers to replace books?

GILES: Cordelia, I'm a little busy right now.

CORDELIA: (to detective) Oh! Great! Can you help me with a ticket? It's totally bogus. It was a one-way street. I was going one way.

GILES: Cordelia!

CORDELIA: What?! Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf! And I can take a hint. What's the hint?

GILES: To come back later.

CORDELIA: Yeah, when you've visited decaf land.

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written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/20darkage.html