(Buffy & Willow arrive at the Magic Box)

BUFFY: Trick or treat!

GILES: Hello, you two, come on in.

WILLOW: Thank you, kind proprietor.

TARA: Hey, you.

WILLOW: Hey! (looking around) Oh, wow, this place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop. Ooh. Are these real newt eyes?

GILES: No, too ... rich for my blood, I'm afraid. No, these are salamander eyes, it's the ... cataracts which give them their newt-like appearance. They're really equally effective, though, it's ... just a matter of overcoming snobberies.

XANDER: I'm telling you Giles. You gotta set up a blind taste test and prove once and for all that generic amphibian eyeballs are just as good.

WILLOW: I don't know. If you ask me, the newt name still means something.

GILES: (to Buffy) You ready to train?

BUFFY: You betcha.

GILES: Shall we then?

BUFFY: We shall then.

• The Magic Shop

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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