(Cut to the Alpha Delta Fraternity house. They are decorating the haunted house.)

GUY 1: I come bearing spiders.

GUY 2: The sound system is not going to cut it. Nothing but lame.

GUY 1: You want me to call Oz? He can probably hook us up.

GUY 2: Do it. If we not scare the young women, they will not fall into our arms. - We'll have woman-less arms. Halloween isn't about thrills, chills and funny costumes, it's about getting laid.

GUY 1: Is there any holiday that's not about getting laid?

GUY 2: Arborday. Call Oz, dude.

GUY 1: Done. And oh, you wanted a symbol to paint upstairs, something mystical?

(Holds up a book with a pentagram in it)

GUY 1: Check this out.

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
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