WILLOW: Angel's a vampire?

BUFFY: I can't believe this is happening. One minute we were kissing, and the next minute... (to Giles) Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?

GILES: A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the, the memories, even the personality of the person that it took over, but i-it's still a demon at the core, there is no halfway.

WILLOW: So that'd be a no, huh?

BUFFY: Well, then what was he doing? Why was he good to me? Was it all some part of the Master's plan? It doesn't make sense!

XANDER: Alright, uh... ...you have a problem, and it's not a small one. Let's take a breath and look at this calmly and objectively. Angel's a vampire. You're a Slayer. I think it's obvious what you have to do.

GILES: Uh, it is a Slayer's duty...

XANDER: I-I know you have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in love with him, right? (she looks away) You're in love with a vampire?! What, are you outta your mind?!

CORDELIA: What?!

XANDER: (to Cordelia) Not vampire... (to Buffy) How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!

(Cordelia looks back at another girl wearing the same dress she is.)

CORDELIA: Where did you get that dress? (pursues her) This is a one-of- a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knockoff? This is a knockoff, isn't it?! Some cheesy knockoff! This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements!

BUFFY: You think *we* have problems...

• Buffy & Angel
• Vampire Lore
• Xander vs Angel

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/07angel.html