Buffyverse Dialogue Database - CLIP: 'Doomed Guard: Mystery solved. Found a crazed plumber.'

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Doomed Guard: Mystery solved. Found a crazed plumber.
from The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco (Season 5)

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GUARD: (to his C.B. radio) This is Henderson. South side basement door's open. I'm gonna check it out.

C.B.: OK, copy that.

(Carlos the plumber emerges from the door)

GUARD: Whoa! Jeez, Carlos. Thanks for the heart attack.

CARLOS: Right back at ya. Had to swap out that septic pipe.

GUARD: Mmm. Well, on behalf of a grateful nation... (to his C.B. radio) Henderson here. Mystery solved.

C.B.: What happened?

GUARD: Found a crazed plumber.

(something attacks Carlos just out of sight of the guard, who runs up the stairs to investigate)

GAURD: Halt!

(the creature attacks the guard.

GUARD: No! Don't! Aaaah!

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Credits:

written by: Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x06_tran.php

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