CORDELIA: Wake up! (slaps unconscious Giles)

GILES: Cordelia?

CORDELIA: Took you long enough to wake up. My hand hurts.

GILES: Pity. Oh... Why are you here?

CORDELIA: Things are way out of control, Giles. First the thing at school, and then my mom confiscates all of my black clothes and scented candles. I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

GILES: Wake up in a... Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.

CORDELIA: Now, let's be clear. The brain damage happened *before* I hit you.

written by: Jane Espenson & Thania St. John; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/45gingerbread.html