(The Hyperion lobby is full of people (not all of them human).)

FRED: Welcome to Angel Investigations Mr. (looks at the clipboard) Blee - Lee - Shushngrung. Uhm, please have a seat and one of our associates will be right with you.

ANGEL: Hey, Lorne. Non-human on deck.

LORNE: Coming.

(Lorne is talking to three gray creatures in their own tongue. He leaves them to join Angel)

LORNE: Hey, the guys with the chrome faceplates, they're called Nahdrahs. I speak their lingo, sort of. If I understand them correctly they've got a job for our leader and a great deal of money.

ANGEL: Oh, let's not keep them waiting, huh?

LORNE: Well, our leader in this instance being Wesley. They saw his web articles on DNA fusion comparisons in Tri-ped demon populations.

(Angel sees Wes coming out of the office with some other people and flags him.)

ANGEL: Hey, Wes. Wes, talk to the Nahdrahs.

(Gunn comes up to Angel leading a young blonde.)

GUNN: Hey, office free? It's kind of personal.

ANGEL: Yeah. Go. (To Connor) If this keeps up, little guy, we may have to incorporate, huh?

(Cordy is sitting at the counter, phone in hand.)

CORDELIA: We're getting stretched a little thin here, Angel.

ANGEL: Come on. Nonsense. We can handle it.

CORDELIA: Really? Well, then why don't you handle it by picking up lines two, three and four?

ANGEL: (to phone) Angel Investigations, your problems are our problems. - Okay. How urgent is it? Uh-huh. And what do you do for a living? That's a good company. You own it? Okay, hold on. (Puts down the receiver) Pen, paper, quick.

(... later ...)

ANGEL: (to phone) Great. I'm on my way. (handing Connor off to Cordy) Big case. Got to run.

CORDELIA: Oh...

ANGEL: I think he needs changing. Oh, and bottle, three o'clock.

CORDY: (to baby) Well, hi there.

• Angel Investigations

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