(Oz approaches Willow)

WILLOW: Hi! You came to visit me. You came with books? Are they books for me?

OZ: Well, actually, they're kind of for me.

WILLOW: I don't get it.

OZ: Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?

WILLOW: Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for.

OZ: Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?

(Two students run past them, and the camera follows them down the hall
past a teacher.)

Teacher: Whoa. Slow down, people. Summer is over.
Be somber.

(Willow and Oz walk by as the teacher goes back into his classroom.)

WILLOW: But you never said anything. How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?

OZ: Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute.

WILLOW: Well, traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on. A-and you're practically a genius. You're Mr. Test Scores. I-it's all a little weird.

OZ: So the cute thing is out?

(...)

WILLOW: I'm trying to get to cute, really. But I'm still sorta stuck on 'strange'.

OZ: Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to 'eccentric' with an option on 'cool'.

• Willow & Oz

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/35anne.html