LILAH: Hard day at the office?

WESLEY: I've had worse.

LILAH: What happened?

WESLEY: Bugs.

LILAH: Giant?

WESLEY: Swarm. Why are you dressed like that?

(Lilah's sitting on his desk near the window. She's done her hair in two pigtail braids with little white bows, she's wearing glasses, a short skirt, a white oxford shirt and a blue cardigan sweater. She's swinging her feet like a schoolgirl, acting coy.)

LILAH: (in Southern accent) Isn't this what you like? Big brain and a tight little—

WESLEY: (rolls eyes) Lilah.

LILAH: (in Southern accent) Oh, forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good and pure and science turns me on, and-and one day if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might just have hips.

WESLEY: (amused despite himself) Are you finished?

LILAH: Did it turn you on? Watching her up there in front of all those braniacs knowing she was the smartest one in the room?

WESLEY: Her theories deserve attention.

LILAH: Just her theories? I saw the way you looked at her. Oh, come on. Do you think I care about your little crush? Moon all you want of the Texas twig 'cause I know whose bed you'll be crawling into at the end of the day. Or the middle of it. (starts kissing him)

WESLEY: You think you know me?

LILAH: Better than she ever will.

(they start to make out; Lilah takes off her glasses but Wes intervenes)

WESLEY: Leave them on.

• Funnies
• Wesley & Fred
• Wesley & Lilah

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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