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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Cordelia: Let's get the hell out of here from Through The Looking Glass (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Wesley hurries after Cordy as she enters the throne room.)
WESLEY: Cordelia, you must listen to me!
CORDELIA: No, Wesley, I think I've heard enough. (Goes to sit on her throne) You want me to go back to where we'd be slaves? Sorry, don't see the upside to that.
WESLEY: Cordelia, there are forces at work here. You don't know who these priests are. Or what it is they serve!
CORDELIA: Look, you wanna go, go! But I have to stay here and - be a princess.
WESLEY: And com-shuk with a groosalug?
CORDELIA: Better than shoveling demon horse poo!
SILAS: Majesty. Is everything alright?
CORDELIA: (Simultaneously with Wesley) Yeah.
WESLEY: (Simultaneously with Cordelia) No.
GUNN: Yo, priesty, what's the four-one-one on this groosalug? (Cordy throws her hands up) What's that about?
SILAS: Have you had a vision, Majesty?
WESLEY: Yes. - Yes, she has had a vision. So... you may as well be candid with her. (Goes to stand next to Cordy) Or she'll know.
GUNN: No lying to the messiah now!
SILAS: Clearly her majesty has seen the groosalug because it has been summoned from the scum pits of Ur...
CORDELIA: Scum pits?
SILAS: ...and will arrive before night fall.
CORDELIA: So that's the really close scum pits then.
SILAS: Everyone is very anxious for her majesty to com-shuk with the groosalug.
CORDELIA: Of course! Why wouldn't they be? (Points at Wes and Gunn) Now these two? They didn't even know what the com-shuk was. - You tell them!
SILAS: The com-shuk is a mating ritual.
GUNN: (to Cordelia) I told you it was dirty.
CORDELIA: Yes. Exactly. The mating ritual - which is - great? (Laughs) It's been a really long times since I've had - a good com-shuk. So, uhm, (gets up) I'm just gonna run out for a minute - because I wanted to - ah, get it a gift! (Walks down the steps, turns and backs towards the open doors) And you know, groosalugs, hard to buy for. (Bumps into two priests, blocking the door) So, ah, - I should hurry.
SILAS: I'm must insist you do not leave the palace, majesty. The rebels are about. There are rumblings.
CORDELIA: Rebel rumblings.
SILAS: We doubled the palace guard.
CORDELIA: Doubled, huh? Uh-huh. - But you will tell me when the groosalug gets here?
SILAS: Yes of course, your majesty.
CORDELIA: Okay then. Well. Uh, you can go now.
SILAS: Thank you, your majesty.
(The priests all leave.)
CORDELIA: Let's get the hell out of here.
written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season2/transcripts/43_tran.shtml