CORDELIA: (on the phone) God, Aura. I can't believe I've missed your calls! It’s that incompetent girl at work. But things are going great. Well, my new apartment for one thing. Celebrities are practically on top of me. Oh, Steve Paymer, - that's Dave Paymer's brother lives right down the hall. Oh, you'd know him if you saw him. And my view, it’s amazing! Yeah, I have a roommate, but it's cool. I never see him. (Her can of diet root beer slides away from her on the sofa table) Hey, hey - Phantom Dennis, put that back. (To Aura) All in all i'ts working out great. (The TV turns on) Dennis, when I am on the phone, that's quiet time. (TV turns off) Thanks. (To Aura) Sorry. So where were we? Tell me who's wearing what in Sunnydale. - No! Well, she never did have any taste. (Laughs) She is so nasty.

• Phantom Dennis as roommate

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