(Spike is banging on his tv, trying to get something other than static out of it)

SPIKE: Bollocks. Gonna have to pinch one of those satellite dishes.

(He looks up as the door bangs open and Buffy strides in.)

SPIKE: Well, speaking of dishes, to what do I owe this unpleasant-

(Buffy, not even breaking her stride, hits him in the face)

SPIKE: Ow! Bloody hell!

BUFFY: (grabbing his shirt) I don't have time for banter, Spike. Where's Harmony's lair?

SPIKE: Haven't seen her in months. How should I know-

(Buffy hits him in the face again)

SPIKE: Ow!

BUFFY: Where is she?

SPIKE: At least lay off the nose.

(Buffy pulls back her fist)

SPIKE: Okay! Okay! Used to have a cave in the north woods. About forty meters past the overpass construction site.

(Buffy punches him in the nose again, then lets go and turns to leave.)

SPIKE: Ow!! I was telling you the truth!

BUFFY: (leaving) I know.

• Buffy & Spike

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/80realme.html