XANDER: (presenting five balloons) Flowers for milady.

BUFFY: I think they call those balloons.

XANDER: Yeah, stick 'em in water, maybe they'll grow.

WILLOW: Not to be outdone... (sets school books on the bed)

BUFFY: Homework!

WILLOW: It's my way of saying, 'get well soon'.

BUFFY: You know, chocolate says that even better.

WILLOW: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

BUFFY: Chocolate means *nothing* to me.

CORDELIA: Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift. I was out of the loop on gifts.

GILES: It's, it's tradition among, um... people. Um... Grapes. (sets down the bag)

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written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; . Full transcript at:
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