GUY: Hello.

WESLEY: (busy cleaning up fallen papers) Didn't hear you come in. Uh, how can I help you?

GUY: Where is he?

WESLEY: Angel? He's rather -- out at the moment. Is there something I can do for you? I'm his associate.

GUY: Yeah. You could tell me where the boss is. It's kinda urgent.

WESLEY: Oh, we specialize in urgent. Life and death, is it?

GUY: It could get rough. I need someone with his special abilities.

WESLEY: I understand perfectly. Why don't you fill me in and as soon as we find ...

GUY: What about you? You got any special abilities?

WESLEY: A few, I dare say.

GUY: Are you a creature of the night?

WESLEY: No. But I was a rogue demon hunter so -- I know how to handle myself when things get rough. (slips on the papers on the floor and lands on his butt)

GUY: Yeah. You're scary.

WESLEY: (gets back up) I'm sure he'll be back soon.

GUY: Might wanna tell the boss, he wants to run a business he shouldn't be foisting clients off on his secretary. (leaves)

WESLEY: That's associate.

CORDELIA: What are you doing?

WESLEY: Ah. Knocking things over, driving away business -- you know, the usual.

CORDELIA: Well, I found him and we have to stop him before it's too late, we have to change our (looks down at the dress she is holding in her right hand) Do you have any clothes a man would wear?

• Cordelia & Wesley
• Funnies

written by: Jane Espenson; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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