GILES: I?m all turned around. You?re here, yes?

XANDER: By the pillar, yeah. I?m protecting this area.

GILES: That?s puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter? (to Andrew) Right. I open the door.

ANDREW: (in red hood) You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.

GILES: Oh, bugger it. Fight.

(He rolls the dice.)

ANDREW: Adios to five hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.

GILES: Well, what about my bag of illusions?

ANDREW: (scoffs) Illusions against a burninator? Silly, silly British man.

AMANDA: I invoke a time flux on Trogdor.

ANDREW: Step down, girlfriend! You can?t just?

AMANDA: Ninth level sorcerer and I carry the Emerald Chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it.

XANDER: Smack down on Red Riding Hood. This could get ugly.

GILES: Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highlyrespected Watcher. Now I?m a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep.

AMANDA: What kind of person could sleep on a night like this?

(Pull back to reveal Anya, her head on the table, sleeping soundly and snoring lightly. Xander strokes her hair affectionately.)

XANDER: Only the crazy ones.

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written by: Joss Whedon; original transcript by Buffy vs Angel. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
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