(Buffy lets Giles into her house.)

BUFFY: Welcome to the Hellmouth Petting Zoo.

(In Joyce's room, Giles pulls the hissing cat out from under the bed and shoves it in the cage he brought)

GILES: Oh, my God, what a stench!

BUFFY: You know, I wanted Forest Pine or April Fresh, but Mom wanted Dead Cat.

GILES: I'll, uh... Ugh! I'll get it back to the library, see if we can determine its exact origins.

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written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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