WILLOW: I don't see the big. He's probably just standing out there. You could find him in two seconds..

(Her eyes do the blue glow thing again. Cut to Spike standing outside, looking around confused. Buffy sees him and looks confused herself.)

BUFFY: Thought that was gonna take longer.

SPIKE: Me too. Musta got.. turned around..

(He searches about for something, searching the ground with his eyes)

SPIKE: Hang.. hang on, this- this is it. Wait.. no.. yes.

BUFFY: What are you talking about?

SPIKE: The lab. Commando lab. The door was right here where I escaped.

(He gestures to the ground which is covered with grass, no sign of a door of any kind. Just a lawn.)

BUFFY: (Incredulous) I don't think so.

(Spike falls to his hands and knees, tearing at the ground)

SPIKE: Open up! I'm gonna kill you!

BUFFY: Spike, there's nothing there.

SPIKE: Let me in! (Dejected) Fix me..

BUFFY: Okay, drop the act..

(She grabs him by the arm, but he pushes her away)

SPIKE: Get off!

BUFFY: Okay, that's it- I'm gonna gag you.

(He punches her in the nose, then yells in pain. She punches him back in the nose; he yells in pain again.)

• Spike's defanging

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Collie. (Paranoia@slayme.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/65somethingblue.html