APRIL: Have you seen Warren?

GIRL: No, sorry. (walks off)

(Spike, having overheard Buffy and Ben flirting and walked off in annoyance, comes face to face with April.)

SPIKE: And who are you, darlin'?

APRIL: I'm April. I'm looking for my fella.

SPIKE: Maybe you just found him.

APRIL: Really? Where?

(Spike grins, leans in and whispers in her ear. April looks angry.)

APRIL: Oh!

(She picks Spike up and holds him up over her head)

SPIKE: Hey! Hey! Hey!

APRIL: That would be wrong. You are not my boyfriend!

(She throws him through a window. Blackout to commercial and resume.)

SPIKE: Bloody hell! You threw me through a window! What's that about?

APRIL: You do not make those suggestions to me. I have a boyfriend. Warren is my boyfriend.

SPIKE: You know what? My bleeding sympathies to Warren.

(Spike stalks off)

APRIL: No one but Warren can touch me.

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/93iwasmadetoloveyou.html