JOYCE: What... What did we...

CORDELIA: Boy, that was the best scavenger hunt ever.

(cut to later)

BUFFY: Scavenger hunt.

XANDER: Your mom seemed to buy it.

BUFFY: So she says. I think she's just so wigged at hitting on one of my friends that she's repressing. She's getting pretty good at that. I should probably start worrying.

XANDER: Well, I'm back to being incredibly unpopular.

BUFFY: It's better than everyone trying to ax-murder you, right?

XANDER: Mostly, but, uh... Willow won't even talk to me.

BUFFY: Any particular reason she should?

XANDER: How much groveling are we talking here?

BUFFY: Oh, a month, at least. Xander, come on, I mean... this is worse for her than anyone. She loved you before you invoked the great Roofie spirit. The rest of us...

XANDER: You remember, huh?

BUFFY: Oh, yeah. I remember coming on to you, I remember begging you to undress me... And then a sudden need for cheese. I also remember that you didn't.

XANDER: Need cheese?

BUFFY: Undress me. It meant a lot to me what you said.

XANDER: C'mon, Buffy, I couldn't take advantage of you like that. Okay, for a minute, it was touch and go there...

BUFFY: You came through. There might just be hope for you yet.

XANDER: Well, tell that to Cordelia.

BUFFY: You're on your own there.

• Xander & Buffy

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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