(Jhiera parks her car and walks up to a museum. Angel tails her.)

JHIERA: (to a security guard inside) Excuse me sir, I need your help.

GUARD: What is it?

JHIERA: There's a man following me. I'm afraid he may want to hurt me.

GUARD: What man, where is he?

JHIERA: (pointing Angel out to him) Over there, in the black coat.

(The guard walks after Angel, talking into the com-link strapped to his shoulder.)

GUARD: We have a code three in the front gallery.

COM-LINK: Roger.

(Angel takes off his coat as he parallels Jhiera through the crowd. Angel sees three security officers almost on top of him and points at a picture hanging on the wall next to him. He starts to play tour guide to the people standing in front of it.)

ANGEL: And this brings us to Manet's incomparable 'La Musique Aux Tuileries' First exhibited in 1863...

(Cut to Jhiera walking down a dimly lit corridor. She walks into a room with Art Restoration marked on the door)

ANGEL: On the left one spies the painter himself. In the middle distance is the French poet and critic Baudelaire, a friend of the artist. Now, Baudelaire...interesting fellow. In his poem 'Le Vampyre' he wrote: 'Thou who abruptly as a knife didst come into my heart.' He, ah, strongly believed that evil forces surrounded mankind. And some even speculated that the poem was about a real vampire. (He laughs) Oh and, ah, Baudelaire's actually a little taller and a *lot* drunker than he's depicted here.

(Angel sees the officers moving off, and walks off towards the door Jhiera went through as the people in front of the painting applaud him.)

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