HARMONY: Okay, hi. First of all, I wanna thank everybody for a really successful raid on the magic shop last night. (applauding) Good job, minions!

HARMONY: Yes, you deserve it. Secondly... somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest little unicorn! (Holds up the ceramic unicorn and smiles at Brad. The other vamps stare at him.)

BRAD: (whispering to other vamps) What?

HARMONY: Brad, guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in the tenth grade.

BRAD: (to other vamps) I, I had to get her something. She sired me.

Peaches: (to Cyrus) Sire-whipped.

HARMONY: Anyway, the books you guys brought me to help with the plan? Well, I've been skimming through the book jackets all morning, and let me tell you, there's some pretty useful stuff in there, so-

Cyrus raises his hand.

HARMONY: Yes, uh ... sorry, forgot your name.

CYRUS: Cyrus.

HARMONY: Cyrus, huh, right. Peaches' friend. (Peaches nods) What's your question?

CYRUS: When are we gonna do it?

HARMONY: Eww! That's rude! I barely know you! Uch, and you're a minion!

MORT: He means the plan! When are we gonna do the plan?

HARMONY: Ohhh! The plan! Ah, well, first lemme tell you I'm really psyched about it and I hope the rest of you guys-

MORT: (yelling) When?!

HARMONY: (yelling) Tonight! (more calmly) We kill the slayer ... tonight.

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/80realme.html