Ford: What's goin' on?

BUFFY: Um... uh, there was a, a cat. A cat here, and, um, then there was a-another cat... and they fought. The cats. And... then they left.

Ford: Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire.

BUFFY: What? Whating a what?

Ford: I know, Buffy. You don't have to lie. I-I've been trying to figure out the right time to, to tell you. I know you're the Slayer.

(later on phone)

WILLOW: Just like that he told you?

BUFFY: Just like that. Said he found out right before I got booted from Hemery.

WILLOW: Wow! It's neat! Is it neat?

BUFFY: Yeah, I guess it is. I don't have to constantly worry that he's gonna find out my dark secret. It just makes everything easier.

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/19lietome.html