CORDELIA: God, there's like a million rooms.

ANGEL: (hears the radio, and goes in the room to investigate) Minstrels.

(Angel pokes at the radio with his sword, looking at the box with interest. Cordelia presses the power button.)

ANGEL: How did—? You stopped the tiny men from singing.

CORDELIA: You really are far from home, aren't you?

ANGEL: I tell ya, I get through this, I'm gonna have a great cup of ale—I don't care what father says it does to you.

CORDELIA:Maybe we should just sit tight and let the vampire experts deal with this thing. (rubs his back)

ANGEL: Sorry for acting so... womanish.

CORDELIA: Oh, you're no—(feels his bicep) really not womanish.

ANGEL: You're very sweet.

CORDELIA: You don't know the half of it. What is it about danger that makes—makes your blood just—

(While Cordelia's talking about blood, Angel stares at her neck longingly. He vamps out momentarily, but returns to normal before Cordelia can see him. )

CORDELIA: What's wrong?

ANGEL: Nothing. Excuse me.

(Angel stands, and goes to the bathroom. He looks in the mirror and sees no reflection. He comes back into the bedroom, panicked.)

ANGEL: I'm invisible.

CORDELIA: No, you're not.

ANGEL: Oh. Excuse me.

(Angel goes back into the bathroom and closes the door. He looks into the mirror again, but there's no reflection. He's worried. He vamps out and feels his bumpy forehead and fangs. Then he goes back to normal face again. Panicked, he starts exercising his vamping ability by going back and forth between vamp and normal face several times rapidly, rhythmically, going faster and faster like it's building up to something. Angel's making small grunting sounds and breathing hard. )

CORDELIA: (at the bathroom door) What's going on?

ANGEL: (to Cordelia) Uh, I'm almost finished. (to himself) I'm a vampire. They're gonna kill me.

• Cordelia & Angel
• Funnies

written by: Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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