CORDELIA: Wesley, no! Well, oh, why don't you juss-ss..

ANGEL: Juss-s? Line! 'Of course a time will come when Torvald is not as devoted to me.' You were really, let me tell you, bad.

CORDELIA: Stop it.

ANGEL: Why? You didn't. I mean, I've been to hell but *that* was *so* much worse! (To Rebecca) You had to be there. I mean, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Everybody was just laughing so hard. (To Cordelia) Here's a thought. Maybe you can get Raven here to coach you, then you'd actually suck.

(Cordelia pulls off the top of her water container and threatens him with it.)

CORDELIA: Back off!

ANGEL: What are you going to do? Melt me?

CORDELIA: One more step and you'll find out. You think this is just water?

ANGEL: You're bluffing.

CORDELIA: Am I? You don't think I wasn't ready for this, do you? That I hadn't prepared for it? Why do you think I have a stake stashed in my desk, a cross in my bag? I think about this happening, every single day!

ANGEL: That's just drinking water.

CORDELIA: Fresh from a mountain spring, delivered right to our door then blessed every second Tuesday by Father Mackie, the local parish priest, while you're down in the bat cave, sleeping through the better part of the day. You don't believe me? Have some!

(She tosses the water in his face, Angel groans and turns away. He straightens back up, staring, not burned.)

CORDELIA: And the Oscar goes to...

(Wesley charges Angel with a scream and pushes him into the open elevator shaft. Cordelia and Wesley look down to see that Angel is out cold.)

• Cordelia & Angel

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