BUFFY: Hey, Will, don't look, okay, but... (Willow looks) No, don't look! That guy over there is totally checking you out.

WILLOW: Oh, that's Oz. He's expressing computer nerd solidarity.

BUFFY: Really? Then why is he on his way over here right now?

BUFFY: Told you! (exits)

OZ: Hey.

WILLOW: Hey! Your hair! Is brown!

OZ: Oh, yeah, sometimes. So, uh, did you decide? Are you gonna be a Corporate Computer Suit Guy?

WILLOW: Oh. Uh, well, I-I think I'm gonna finish high school first. What about you?

OZ: I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.

WILLOW: They why'd they select you?

OZ: Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. E-except that it leads to jobs.

WILLOW: Well, don't you have some ambition?

OZ: Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth.

WILLOW: Huh?

OZ: Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, it's a man's chord. Now, you could lose a finger.

• Willow & Oz

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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