(Gunn is sitting across from Fred in a diner, watching her eat.)

GUNN: It's funny.

FRED: The way I chew?

GUNN: No. Until that kiss last night, I would have thought you and Wesley had a thing for each other.

FRED: Wesley?

GUNN: Yeah.

FRED: No, we're just good friends.

GUNN: You want another order of those?

FRED: Yes, please. Oh. No. No, I'm not hungry.

GUNN: You sure? I love watching you eat.

FRED: Wow. (beat) We should probably go. People might start to talk.

GUNN: Why would they?

FRED: Well, you know, us.

GUNN: 'Us' has been doing breakfast for weeks now. Everyone knows that.

FRED: I know, but now that we've kissed, things are different. - I mean, they are, right?

GUNN: (msiling) Oh yeah.

FRED: So - so you don't think they can tell?

GUNN: From here?

FRED: (laughs) I'm sorry. I'm being ridiculous, I know. It's just - I don't have a lot of experience in this area. I spent the last five years in a cave.

GUNN: Yeah, I know what that's like.

FRED: How could you?

GUNN: Because now everything's so bright my eyes hurt.

WAITRESS: Here you go.

FRED: (absently) Thank you.

GUNN: (absently) Thanks.

FRED: How are we gonna work this?

GUNN: Like we always do. We split it.

FRED: But you hardly ordered anything. I'd be getting so much more value.

GUNN: I think I'm making out okay.

(They lean across the table to kiss when their beepers go off. They both fumble for them and look at the number.)

BOTH: Wesley.

• Gunn & Fred
• Wesley & Fred

written by: Tim Minear & Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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