CORDELIA: Are you sure this is the way?

ANGEL: I'm sure it's *a* way. Place is a maze. I'm just hoping there's another room. We can just go...

CORDELIA: Damn it!

ANGEL: What?

CORDELIA: I said something. Back in that room. Something important. Do you remember?

ANGEL: Uhm - you-you're only alive when I-I'm...

CORDELIA: Not that.

ANGEL: No. Of course. I-I was just... Oh. Hey! I said you were afraid.

CORDELIA: And I said - what if he finds us?

ANGEL: She had a secret lover.

CORDELIA: They were afraid of someone. And I'll bet you anything that someone is the reason why we're stuck here! We left too soon.

ANGEL: We... who? The room?

CORDELIA: It's a clue! Those spirits or - or energy or - or whatever are still in there. So we can figure out what happened. We have to go back in!

ANGEL: I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea.

CORDELIA: You wanna wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next - ever?

ANGEL: I'm sure there are other rooms that...

CORDELIA: All we have to do is play the scene. Get in, get out. No one gets happy.

ANGEL: What if there is - no more talking in that scene? - Look, I've been possessed by the spirits of old lovers before. Never goes well.

(Cordy pulls out the necklace with the cross and holds it up.)

CORDELIA: Well, I've got my little cross if things get out of hand. Hey - it's awkward, but it's not *us.* So long as nothing is removed or - inserted... it's all forgotten.

ANGEL: It is us - Cordelia. It's you and me. - Kissing you, it's... - It's not something I can just...

CORDELIA: Oh, come on. It's not *that* horrible. Up to his ass in demon gore - fine! But ask him to mack on a hottie and he wigs. My champion, ladies and gentlemen.

• Cordelia & Angel
• Funnies

written by: Joss Whedon; I typed these up myself this afternoon (2/8/02) since I couldn't find a transcript. Spell checked the next day.... Full transcript at: