Devon: Hey, guys, the moment we've all been waiting for.

WILLOW: They're gonna announce the Queen. Where are they? What's keeping them?

OZ: I'm gonna go with mud wrestling.

XANDER: Oh, God! What did you two do to each other?

BUFFY: Long story.

CORDELIA: Got hunted.

BUFFY: Apparently not that long. Tell you one thing, though: you don't wanna mess with Cordelia.

XANDER: (laughs and gets a look from Cordelia) No.

Devon: In this envelope, I hold the name of this year's Homecoming Queen.

CORDELIA: After all that we've been through tonight, this whole who- gets-to-be-queen capade seems pretty...

BUFFY: Damn important.

CORDELIA: Oh, yeah.

Devon: And the winner is... Hey, I believe we have a first for Sunnydale High. We have a tie. The winners are Holly Charleston and Michelle Blake!

Michelle: I'm just so honored! (giggles)

Buffy and Cordelia exchange another look, roll their eyes and turn to go.

Michelle: I can't believe it! I mean, that you would pick me... or us... out of every girl in the whole school! It's just... it's so wonderful! (starts to weep) I promised myself I'm not gonna cry...

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/39homecoming.html