(Marcie flashback)

CORDELIA: God! I am never sitting through another one of those alumni lectures again. Two hours of 'My Trek Through Nepal'. Hello! There is nobody caring.

Marcie: And did you guys see his toupee? I mean, it looks like a cabbage.

CORDELIA: And those slides! 'That's a mountain. That's a mountain, too. Now look at some mountains.'

HARMONY: I swear, he had three slides and just used them over and over.

Marcie: I know, but did you guys see his toupee? I mean, it was, like, the worst!

HARMONY: (to Marcie) We're talking, okay?

CORDELIA: Oh! And did you guys check out that extreme toupee? Yeah, that's realistic. It looked like a cabbage.

written by: Ashley Gable & Thomas A. Swyden; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season1/transcripts/11_tran.htm