BUFFY: Did you guys see that?

SPIKE: Vampires!

TARA: Maybe it's Halloween.

DAWN: It doesn't feel like Halloween.

XANDER: Even if it is, those guys are definitely not kids, and those are definitely not costumes. Randy's right. Looks like we have vampires.

VAMP: (O.S.) Slayer!

XANDER: They're definitely not knocking for candy.

WILLOW: Okay, doors, we need to check to see if there's other doors, a-and make sure they're locked and put large objects in front of them. Come on.

BUFFY: Monsters are real. Did we know this?

TARA: I don't know, but we n-need our memories back. We have to get to a hospital.

GILES: As, uh, proprietor of a magic shop, I propose we fight them. We can use things here in the shop, you know, magic ... tricks or whatever.

VAMP 2: Send out Spike!

GILES: They seem to want spikes.

SPIKE: Oh!

(Spike goes off, comes back with a handful of stakes.)

SPIKE: Let's give 'em these.

GILES: Well done.

DAWN: But wait, what are they going to do with them?

VAMP: (O.S.) Slayer, come out and play!

TARA: 'Slay her,' that's just what they said before. (horrified) Th-th-they're gonna use the spikes to-

BUFFY: To slay someone? A female someone! Who do those jerks think they are?

ANYA: Bloodsuckers. They kill by sucking blood. Take it easy, Joan.

WILLOW: (O.S.) You guys!

XANDER: Trap door in the basement, it seems to lead to the sewer.

ANYA: Let's go!

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
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