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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| The Powers Open Another Door from Parting Gifts (Season 1) | Next Clip in Episode |
ANGEL: Hi. Everything okay?
(Cordelia kisses Angel)
ANGEL: Mmm – mmp…Okay, um, Cordelia, that was, uh – you know, I think that you’re acting out of grief and you’re confusing our friendship with something more than…
CORDELIA: I didn’t feel anything. Did you feel anything?
ANGEL: No! You see that’s what I’m trying…
CORDELIA: Urgh! That means I still have it! Damn, I can’t believe he did this to me!
ANGEL: Who did what?
CORDELIA: Doyle! I thought our kiss meant something, and instead he - he used that moment to pass it on to me! Why couldn’t it have been mono or herpes!
ANGEL: C-Cordelia…
CORDELIA: I didn’t ask for this responsibility, unlike some people, who shall remain lifeless! I don’t have anything to atone for. If they know what’s good for them, the PTB better just stay out of my head.
ANGEL: Powers That Be. You had a vision.
CORDELIA: Boy! Howdy. And guess what, you know how they look painful? Well, they feel a whole lot worse!
ANGEL: Another door opens. You’re my link to the Powers, now.
CORDELIA: I’m nobody’s link to anybody. I lost control of my entire central nervous system getting that stupid vision – and I’m not certain, but I think I may have – drooled a little – at the first audition I’ve had in weeks.
ANGEL: What was it?
CORDELIA: Um, ah, Stain-Be-Gone, it was a national no less. They’ll probably never call me again.
ANGEL: The vision! What was the vision?
CORDELIA: Oh. Pfft! Who knows. It was a thing!
ANGEL: A thing?
CORDELIA: An ugly, gray, blobby thing. What difference does it make?
ANGEL: The difference is if you saw it in a vision this could be an ugly, gray, blobby, dangerous thing!
CORDELIA: I don’t care, I want it out of me! And if kissing is the only way to get rid of it I will smooch every damn frog in this kingdom!
BARNEY: Oh, uh, thought I heard voices.
ANGEL: Uh, Barney, you remember my associate Cor – (Cordelia kisses Barney) - delia?
CORDELIA: Maybe not every frog.
BARNEY: Boy! I got to say I like the way you people treat your clients!
CORDELIA: Excuse me. (spits) He’s a client?
ANGEL: Apparently someone or something is after him.
CORDELIA: The ugly, gray, blobby thing?
ANGEL: You tell me. Try sketching it. In the meantime, Barney would probably feel safer downstairs. Baby-sit him until I get back.
CORDELIA: Where are you going?
ANGEL: To check out his apartment. He thinks whatever is chasing him knows where he lives. And behave yourself. I don’t want to find you two necking on the couch when I get back.
written by: David Fury and Jeannine Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod, checked against source by renenet.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/10_tran.shtml