WILLOW: Sixth period, after my computer class, we'll rock on chemistry.

BUFFY: Ready to rock.

CORDELIA: Boy, Willow, you've really got the teaching bug: taking over computer class, tutoring...

WILLOW: I love it. I really do.

CORDELIA: I think it's great to do that before you go out and fail in the real world. That way you're not falling back on something. You're falling... well, forward.

XANDER: And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

CORDELIA: Gee, Xander, what are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser-being?

XANDER: I will teach... (with a French accent) zee Language of Love!

CORDELIA: Don't touch me! You have fish hands!

XANDER: Come, let me caress you!

CORDELIA: Stop it!

XANDER: Let me in!

CORDELIA: No! (laughs) Don't!

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/33becoming1.html