BUFFY: I'll check Backer's office. See if I can find any post-its marked 'why a monster might want me dead.'

XANDER: Sounds like a plan.

BUFFY: Course, if I find anything, I won't know what it means, so, Will...

WILLOW: Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.

XANDER: No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.

WILLOW: (to Xander) Wrong? Why? (to Buffy) How did *you* play doctor?

BUFFY: (evasively) I never have.

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written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/30killed.html