FRED: Were we too harsh? (Lorne shakes his head) I was just asking.

WESLEY: No, they were bound to skulk off to neutral corners.

GUNN: Two vampires hook up, and—for the only time in vamp history—have a kid, our boy Connor. Then Connor grows up, knocks it out with Cordelia, a part-demon former higher-being. And—quick as you can say Easy Bake Oven—there's a gigantic bun in hers. I don't think we were too harsh.

FRED: The first time Connor tried to attack Angelus, Lorne's sanctuary spell knocked him halfway to Abilene.

WESLEY: Which means Connor is at least part-demon.

LORNE: Yeah, well that was before my spell went all Flop-a-palooza.

FRED: Having two part-demon parents might could explain the... (makes a gesture like a growing belly) woosh factor.

GUNN: Not gonna be long until woosh turns into pop.

LORNE: Speaking of pop, don't you think our re-ensouled leader should be a part of this little confab?

ANGEL: (walks out of his office into the lobby) Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

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written by: Jeffrey Bell & Sarah Fain & Elizabeth Craft; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/82_tran.php